Oh, what the hell happened?! I guess Amazon took it down
Anyway go
here to get an idea of some of the funny crap folks were writing about a frickin' $500 1.5m ethernet cable being sold by Denon. You can also google Denon+Cable+Amazon and get quite a few hits to some other reviews...
Here's a sample of the stuff being posted (22 pages total the last time I looked before the page vanished)
If Denon had captured the Divine light of creation and distiled it into 1.5 meters of ultramegaradioactive copper, it could not have been better than this cable. Just holding the packaging it comes in, I can see distant galaxies and, though you may not believe it, hear what the aliens there are thinking. THAT is how good this cable is. Just thinking about it brings tears to my eyes. Honestly, looking at it is better than foreplay. You feel wracking orgastic shivers just touching it. I just know that zeros and ones will achieve true integer perfection when they travel this cable. But I'm afraid to actually install it. I might die.
(....it's like telling a joke, but then having to explain it - it'll never be funny enough afterwards)