ya know my only problem with Alessanda Ambrosio is that sometimes it looks like she has a very thin mustache in the right lighting. it's gives me the willies. 
Reminds me of last weekend.
Me and my friends were in this dive called Shad's Place. There's this slutty older lady (or so we thought) in a really short dress hitting on like every dude there, except me. She was all over my buddy Dan. Anyway, this other lady started getting pissed that this lady was hitting on all the dudes, so she bitch-slapped her. She fell to the floor, and her dress hiked up enough to see she had a package that would put us to shame.
So we left then. Not before all the guys he/she'd been around went out back to puke and wash their hands.
Moral of the story. Check such things first. Yeah, you may offend some, but it's almost necessary sometimes.
