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Community => Watto's Junk Yard => Topic started by: Scott on August 28, 2003, 09:05 AM
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Sick or Drinking or just grossed out, when was the last time you woofed your cookies?
For me it was about a year ago on a fishing trip. Since it was raining pretty heavily me and my buddy decided to play cribbage instead in the comfort of the cabin. To make it interesting the winner had to take a pull of Sour Apple Pucker and the loser had to take a shot of some nasty whiskey. Lose/lose my friends. The next morning after far too many games of cribbage saw me tossing chunks all over the place. Not good
The last time I was sick and did so was in 1999 right before Y2K. I was in Arizona for my job, I woke up in the middle of the night, walked in the bathroom and bowed to the porcelain god. I had a pounding headache at the time as well, not sure if it was a touch of heat sickness, food poisoning or what but it was bad.
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??? I honestly don't remember. Probably twenty years.
:-X I recall that semi-nauseous feeling, like my body couldn't decide if it was hungry or needed to purge. So I went for a can of Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup, opened the lid, took a whiff, and as soon as I plopped the contents into the bowl, I headed directly to the bathroom. It was just the inspiration my gut needed.
;D And then I had soup and my tummy felt aaall better.
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A few months ago I thought I was getting a good deal when I showed up to the local Japanese restaurant at 9:30pm and all the sushi was $1 per 2 pieces. I wolfed down a whole school, but I was paying for it all night.....
-Karma
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Last week, I had a Quizno Sub and in a hour I didn't have it anymore.
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I honestly don't remember... That's a good thing, because I really don't look forward to that experience. :P
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Great lunch time topic as I sit here with a bag full of Taco Bell.
I guess it was earlier this year when the doctor had me so full of morphine I was sick to my stomache, well the car ride home from the hospital didn't sit to well and we had to make a few pit stops ;) Not a feeling I relish
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Last summer, a coworker and I wanted to see who could outdrink who. Only problem was we went with shooters and had at least 1 of every shooter the bartender knew how to mix. Neither of us won, but we were both wasted when the bar closed ;D
I started power spewing as soon as I got in the house though.
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No one has a Seinfeld type streak they are proud of???
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Well the last time I worshiped the old porcelain bowl was around 3 yrs ago during the summer. I was drinking over at a friends place sitting around the back yard fire pit having a great time. I was in no condition to drive home so I crashed at her house for the night. The next morning, I went outside for a smoke & she said "do you realize how much you drank last night? I lined up all the beer bottles around the fire pit for you". Then she laughs.
I went over to the pit & my jaw dropped. Almost 3 cases of beer down my gullet. Then the freash air hit me! (http://adwoff.com/ubb/graemlins/bigbarf.gif)
When I felt better, I drove home & slept all bloody weekend!
"Hey, it's VomitMan!" ;D
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I drank heavily in college and never got sick from it. The first time in my life that I got sick from drinking was last year. We went out with a few friends, had a few drinks, yadda, yadda, yadda, we left. My wife was driving home and I passed out. I wake up sick to my stomach and tell her to pull over. So there I am, 2:30 in the morning, yakking my brains out on I-95. Lovely experience.
The last time I yakked was last Labor Day. A bunch of go camping - if you want to call it that. We park at a campground for the weekend and basically eat, drink and do nothing - and one night I passed out in my chair. Wake up later sick to my stomach and go yak behind a friend's camper.
So twice in a year, I got sick from drinking. Age must be catching up. I can't handle it like I used to.
And the best thing about yakking after drinking - you always feel better and are ready to drink some more ;)
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Tomorrow.
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November 1st 2002. That would be the morning after two Halloween parties that were just WAY out of control. It was only the third time in my life.
The first one had an open bar, and I thought the drinks were rather weak...so I had about 9 of them over the course of the eve. I think the last 4 were stronger though....and I got REALLY faced. Luckily, I had planned for this and had a DD take my friends and I to the next party.
All the way across the bridge from Seattle to Bellevue, I was taking digital pictures of the traffic around us, and the passengers in the car....and it was the funniest thing in the world to me. I remember that much. In fact, as many pictures as were snapped of me last year, I don't think there is ONE sober Jedi pic in the bunch.
Then I went to a house party, and my good friend had saved me an entire tray of Jello Shots, because I just love those little suckers. Being as toasty as I was, I did not hesitate to eat 6 or 7 of them (at least) like they were candy...and pretty soon I was fall down drunk. Literally.
The rest of that night I've put together from random bits and pieces I remembered and a lot of stories I heard over the next few days. :-)
I spent a good hour the next morning in the bathroom doing jello shots in reverse.
;D
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...I dont remember... I'm sure I was drinking the last time it happened, though.
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I'm not entirely sure either, but I think the last time was when I was a sophomore in high school, and I got the flu hard core on the day of one of our basketball games. I kept trying to go back to school (we had to be in school a half day the day of a game to be eligible to play), and I kept throwing up each time I tried to stay up and around for very long. Ended up being the only game I missed all through high school, but I wasn't too happy about it :) So I guess I would say its been about 10 years or so.
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QUICK UPDATE: I just read Eddie Van Halen's name all the way at #70 on Rolling Stone's list of 100 best guitarists and ALMOST threw up. I'm at work and chewed it back down. Thanks Rolling Stone! :P
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The last time I threw up was the second-to-last day of school last year. It didn't help that it was during Final Exams, either: :P
I was in the middle of my Religion exam when I got a terrible headache and my vision was blurred. I suddenly got very hot and asked if I could go to the bathroom. As soon as I got there, I dashed to the stall and proceeded to puke my brains out. I still had a headache, and when I went to stand up, I began to feel nauseous again. After a few attempts to "walk it off," I found myself just sitting on the floor of the bathroom. A few minutes later, one of my classmates decided to come check on me (bless his heart), and he went and got the nurse who escorted me to her office. The next day (the last day of school), I had to stay after and finish my exam while everyone was free for the summer. All in all, though, it wasn't really that bad.
I'm still not sure what caused it. Nerves, I guess. :)
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OK, really?
Last two times I've thrown up were both due to illness. I hadn't thrown up without alcohol being involved for probably 30 years or so. Then we had a kid and she graciously brings home every virus known to man. Twice this past winter I yakked while completely sober and that utterly and completely sucks. You remember it, you don't feel better for it and in fact, you feel worse.
Booze-wise, I technicolor yawned last probably around 7 years ago. I handle booze pretty well (8 years of bartending and 3 university degrees will do that) but early in my "career" of drinking I would puke a couple of times a year. Around 19, or when I was in university and bartending I seemed to figure out my threshold pretty well or simply could no longer exceed it (staying away from rye, tequila and JD help). Some time around 1994 I started barfing again due to booze. Lower tolerance, increased age. And trying to keep up with my old drinking buddies that still drank regularly. Between 1994 and 1997 I barfed from booze two or three times a year. Then I stopped all over again. Weird.
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The last time I threw up was early November 1st of last year. We had a huge party for Halloween. Well, all of the liquor didn't get drank, so it our drink-induced idiocy, we started randomly mixing them all together and calling it Dragonpiss. We didn't think that this could possibly be lethal, but we were all throwing up within 20 minutes. You've never seen a sight like 10 people throwing up at the same time at 4 AM. In costumes, no less.
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Actually I have seen that. Local Faculty of Agriculture students year end social. 200 kids ranging in age from 18-24, fully half of them throwing up in the parking lot :o
Your dragonpiss reminded me of a time we mixed long island iced tea right in the cooler. Just dip your cup in and get a refill. Only problem was this was during a baseball tournament and everybody put their cup on the ground all the time. By the time we got to the bottom, there was lots of dirt in there. No one was allowed to have any beer until all the sludge was gone.
Never said we were bright.
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Well, I have a condition called Meniere's Disease (http://health.yahoo.com/health/encyclopedia/000702/0.html), and I used to get sick about 3 times a month. And when I got sick I would be throwing up ALL DAY LONG! I don't know if anyone here has ever thrown up all day long like that, but it really wears you out. I've also lost an amazing 7 pounds in just one day from throwing up like that. :o
Now I only get sick about once every 3-4 months, which is really nice. This is something I'm going to have for the rest of my life. :'(
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I haven't thrown up since I was a little kid... It's probably been about 12 or 13 years.
Of course, not drinking helps me keep that streak alive.
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Last two times I remember throwing up were:
September 14, 2001 - I was really stressed out that week, thanks to the terrorist attacks. We had more football practices scheduled, and the district ordered teachers to give more homework so that us kids could "keep our minds on more important things". Early Friday morning, I woke up with a stomach ache. I tried to, um, use the bathroom, but I ended up throwing up instead. I got to stay home from school that day, and it was pretty dull since all of the TV stations were covering the attacks (andI didn't have the internet in my room yet).
September 20, 2002 - This was another stressful week. One teacher assigned us a major project on Wednesday, and gave us until Friday to finish it (She should've given us the weekend to do it). This was really hard considering that my sister's birthday was on Thursday. Anyway, I found myself in a similar situation like the one I mentioned above. I got to stay home again today. I was once again bored out of my mind, but I had been visiting Rebelscum for about the past two months. I saw the forums link, and decided to click on it. I registered the next day.
Will I hurl again this month, continuing my pattern?
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Yakked early Sunday morning. Went to a wedding that started at 2, I started drinking at 1 and passed out at about 12:30. Woke up around 4 am to take a leak and pop some Advil for my pounding head. Peed, prayed to the porcelain God, drank some water with 3 Advil and passed out again for another 4 1/2 hours. What a great night!
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Well, my sickness streak is over...since my wife is pregnant I haven't really been drinking too heavily the past few months
We were in Washington DC last weekend and Saturday we stopped at Pizzaria Uno for some Pizza Pie
Well Sunday morning I woke up and said, man I do not feel so good. I took a shower since we were going to Mount Vernon home of George Washington that morning. We went down stairs where we waiting for the bus to pick us up. I then ran to the bathroom and puked my guts out. I think I almost separated my shoulder it was so violent because my shoulder is still sore. We still went on the tour and I almost lost it on the bus and once inside the Mansion itself. Luckily I made the bathroom both times. But it was not a fun day at all. Sort of ruined the last day of our vacation.
The streak is over
And good news vomit fans, I have my brother's bachelor party this weekend, stay tuned!
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I threw up last night (Early this morning actually). :( I don't know what caused it. I'm guessing that I either caught a stomach bug somewhere or my stomach didn't like the combination of movie popcorn and Taco Bell I had yesterday. Or, my brain didn't like all of those vomiting scenes from Scary Movie 3. :P
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I threw up last weekend...let's just say this...Captain Morgan
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I usualy throw up after a violent nightmare. I get them frequently, so yeah.
Kevin
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2 fingers down the throat. 5 weeks ago?
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Keep your fingers out of your throat.
I still don't remember when the last time I threw up was, but I've come close to it since my initial post.
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I was really sick about 2 weeks ago. I don't know why. But I always seem to come down with Strep Throat about every 6 months. When I do get this virus or sickness, I also come down with the flu, I throw up constantly. Then I become dehydrated, and I "heave". I get this little red dots all over my face, I was told it is because, when I throw up I "pop" blood vessels in my face? I don't know, but then I was told that I get those dots, because I am dehydrated. I hate when I get sick like that. Everytime something big comes up I die! It actually did happen when I was supposed to attend the Midnight Premiere of Star Wars : Attack of the Clones. Sadly I could not go!!!!!!! :-[ :'(
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i only did it because i ate some poison and was going to freak out.
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My company publishes Playgirl, so every time I see "Playgirl" I feel like I'm reading a production report.
The last time I puked was probably 6 months ago, and it was 100% food poisoning. Nasty, nasty stuff...
I'm an iron stomach, so its pretty rare that I throw up from drinking too much, but a NYC cab will definitely do anyone in. Its all stop and start all the way home...not good.
Hey Mikey D, you're not the only one who's puked on I-95, bro! ;)
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i only did it because i ate some poison and was going to freak out.
I have to ask, how does one eat poison? You must have known it was poison (or did you?)
Hey Mikey D, you're not the only one who's puked on I-95, bro! ;)
And we're probably not the only ones, either. And I've seen a lot worse than puking while driving along a major highway - people taking a dump in the break down lane was probably the worst.
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Hey Mikey D, you're not the only one who's puked on I-95, bro! ;)
And we're probably not the only ones, either. And I've seen a lot worse than puking while driving along a major highway - people taking a dump in the break down lane was probably the worst.
Oh man! Did you give 'em the high beams?
Mine was a few miles before the I-95 / rt 128 split.
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i only did it because i ate some poison and was going to freak out.
Is that what the kids are calling mushrooms these days?
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I threw up today.
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Does a really nast vurp count? If so, then I should be on this list far more often... 8)
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Last real gut-wrenching upchuck I had was over a year ago, when I had a particularly evil flu. I was on the crapper suffering through explosive diarrhea when, I kid you not, I erupted in vomitousness.
WTF are you gonna do when you're actively crapping and can't help but puke?
There's no escape. Since I couldn't quite reach the trash can, I had to retch all over the floor, my feet and my clothes while still exploding assward. Yay, flu!
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Oh man! Did you give 'em the high beams?
Mine was a few miles before the I-95 / rt 128 split.
They probably wouldn't have noticed. It was in broad daylight. I mean, good god man, if have to take a sh!t on the highway, the least you can do is go to the woods and not do your business in the break down lane. ::)
I think I puked somewhere near Waltham.
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Last night at work. I have a really bad cold & after sneezing & coughing my lungs out, I just had to...(http://adwoff.com/ubb/graemlins/bigbarf.gif)
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Probably about 5 months ago.
The only time I throw up is when I have draft beer. That stuff is poison to me. I can drink beer from a bottle or can, and next day I'm good as new. If I have like 3 draft beers, I wake up fine, then get a headache, then yak by midday! I have this theory that I'm sensitive to special keg bugs, because you know they don't clean those things out before refilling them.
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I would say Last Summer. I had gone in for a steroid injection in my back and when I came off of the Anestesia, I got more sick than I did at my batchelor party.
I almost puked over the holidays when my cousin brought her new boyfriend for Thanksgiving...he apparently is from some place where people don't dip/chew (Up North somewhere). He grabbed a coke bottle (the little 20 oz) that he thought was his, but happened to be my uncles spit cup. And proceeded to take a sip. And we all know what seeing somebody else chuck does to you, but I was laughing so hard it I didn't have a chance. Thank goodness we were on the back porch and had not eaten yet.
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Last night at work. I have a really bad cold & after sneezing & coughing my lungs out, I just had to...(http://adwoff.com/ubb/graemlins/bigbarf.gif)
Gotta, love that icon, bro!!!
That is great, you just gave me a nice ass laugh right now!! LMAO! ;D :D
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i was just kidding i didnt eat poison. (it wasnt obvious? :o) i was just pissed off and threw up.
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...I was on the crapper suffering through explosive diarrhea when, I kid you not, I erupted in vomitousness.
WTF are you gonna do when you're actively crapping and can't help but puke?
There's no escape. Since I couldn't quite reach the trash can, I had to retch all over the floor, my feet and my clothes while still exploding assward.
I can feel your pain Derek, as I had a similar experience about 15 years ago in the U.C. Santa Barbara dorms my freshman year in college. Only I brought my disgusting experience on myself, after a rather LONG night out on the town. But you're right, what the hell do you do when you're blowing chunks in two opposite directions?! You did the same thing as I did - you've gotta stay seated on the can, so the yakking portion of it's just gotta hit the stall wall and floor (in my case). Not one of my most favorite life experiences... But certainly one of my most memorable. ::)
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...I was on the crapper suffering through explosive diarrhea when, I kid you not, I erupted in vomitousness.
WTF are you gonna do when you're actively crapping and can't help but puke?
There's no escape. Since I couldn't quite reach the trash can, I had to retch all over the floor, my feet and my clothes while still exploding assward.
I can feel your pain Derek, as I had a similar experience about 15 years ago in the U.C. Santa Barbara dorms my freshman year in college. Only I brought my disgusting experience on myself, after a rather LONG night out on the town. But you're right, what the hell do you do when you're blowing chunks in two opposite directions?! You did the same thing as I did - you've gotta stay seated on the can, so the yakking portion of it's just gotta hit the stall wall and floor (in my case). Not one of my most favorite life experiences... But certainly one of my most memorable. ::)
Folks around here call that the "Flyin' Hawaiian".
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...I was on the crapper suffering through explosive diarrhea when, I kid you not, I erupted in vomitousness.
WTF are you gonna do when you're actively crapping and can't help but puke?
There's no escape. Since I couldn't quite reach the trash can, I had to retch all over the floor, my feet and my clothes while still exploding assward.
You sir, are my hero.
Kevin
I can feel your pain Derek, as I had a similar experience about 15 years ago in the U.C. Santa Barbara dorms my freshman year in college. Only I brought my disgusting experience on myself, after a rather LONG night out on the town. But you're right, what the hell do you do when you're blowing chunks in two opposite directions?! You did the same thing as I did - you've gotta stay seated on the can, so the yakking portion of it's just gotta hit the stall wall and floor (in my case). Not one of my most favorite life experiences... But certainly one of my most memorable. ::)
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Just curious if anyone has Yakked their brains out lately
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Just curious if anyone has Yakked their brains out lately
I haven't, but I do believe I know someone who has!
Perhaps this will jog someone's memory:
(http://www.hendrensfarmtoys.com/clothing/images/adult-t-shirts/d00135.jpg)
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(http://www.kinoweb.de/film2000/CoyoteUgly/pix/cy_09_L.jpg)
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While mowing the lawn you got sick while thinking of how horrible Coyote Ugly was???
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Yesterday, at around 6:30 in the morning, I had taken my Acne pill without eating something earlier. Not fun!
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Perhaps this will jog someone's memory:
John Deere
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Coyote Ugly
Dude, I don't know what you're talking about. Don't listen to Jamie, guys. He's talking crazy...
I also didn't call Virex twice last night either!
Oh, wait. Nobody asked that, did they?
I do have a strange urge to go buy a tractor though...
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I usually throw up every morning- this foamy, white, acrid stuff… think I’m gonna die soon. :D
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Perhaps this will jog someone's memory:
John Deere
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Coyote Ugly
Dude, I don't know what you're talking about. Don't listen to Jamie, guys. He's talking crazy...
I also didn't call Virex twice last night either!
Oh, wait. Nobody asked that, did they?
I do have a strange urge to go buy a tractor though...
Goes to show California boys can't hold their liquor...IF I show up at C3 you'll be under the table in a matter of a few hours. The real challenge would be to outdrink a Canuckian
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Goes to show California boys can't hold their liquor
Hey now! I'm a transplanted California boy and I didn't have any trouble holding mine down! I do also have an urge to run out and buy a Deere though. Mmmmm green shirt...
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Well, my sickness streak is over...since my wife is pregnant I haven't really been drinking too heavily the past few months
We were in Washington DC last weekend and Saturday we stopped at Pizzaria Uno for some Pizza Pie
Well Sunday morning I woke up and said, man I do not feel so good. I took a shower since we were going to Mount Vernon home of George Washington that morning. We went down stairs where we waiting for the bus to pick us up. I then ran to the bathroom and puked my guts out. I think I almost separated my shoulder it was so violent because my shoulder is still sore. We still went on the tour and I almost lost it on the bus and once inside the Mansion itself. Luckily I made the bathroom both times. But it was not a fun day at all. Sort of ruined the last day of our vacation.
The streak is over
And good news vomit fans, I have my brother's bachelor party this weekend, stay tuned!
1 Year and Counting of No Vomiting! GO ME!
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1 Year and Counting of No Vomiting! GO ME!
your digestive system totally rules, dude.
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1 Year and Counting of No Vomiting! GO ME!
your digestive system totally rules, dude.
I guess that depends on how you look at it, in this time span my Appendix decided to almost explode (as has JediMAC and Chewbacca the _____'s) so while the upper part has been golden, the lower part, not so good
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Weren't you having problems with spicy food too?
Sorry, but it's one of the joys of aging. My gut is cast iron. Except for one thing. If I drink Coke on an empty stomach, I might as well just head off straight away, cuz I'm in for a good cleansing. If I manage to get some food in there first, just something to absorb it, I'm ok. It started in grad school. The doc basically attributed it to rather substantial consumption of cola and a developed sensitivity to caffeine. Never have been into coffee, so that helps.
I plan on next throwing up at C3, perhaps on a Californian. :-*
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Yeah that's under control though,
(http://www.prevacid.travel-medications.com/prescription-drugs/prevacid-buy-prevacid.jpg)
Its been a miracle, it wasn't spicy food it was meat, stringy type stuff (spaghetti) or dry food (bread). Caused by Acid Reflux which was diagnosed soon after my Appendectomy
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Aging sucks.
I'm only waiting for the day when I have to restrict my diet.
A couple of years ago now I was anemic. No idea why and the docs never figured it out, but I did get to have a couple of really enjoyable procedures ::) My blood test was positive for gluten intolerance (i.e. no wheat products :o) but the biopsy was negative. That'll make you more than a little nervous.
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I plan on next throwing up at C3, perhaps on a Californian. :-*
And I'll be there with my Digital Camera to document it for all at JD.com to see... ;)
Jeff
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I'm pretty sure the last time I threw up was when I was a sophmore in high school, so about 1992/93 I guess. I remember it was during basketball season, because it was on a game day, and I tried to go back to school at noon...because at our school you needed to go to school at least 1/2 a day the day of a game to be eligible to play. I tried, but needless to say, I didn't get to suit up that night. That was the worst part, the only game I ever missed.
Anyways, I'm pretty sure that is the last time I remember throwing up. I can only remember throwing up twice, maybe three times in my life. Once when I was about 7, once in high school (above), and I'm sure there was one other time in there somewhere that I can't remember.
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I plan on next throwing up at C3, perhaps on a Californian. :-*
Hear that Jared? Sounds like Brent's gonna yak on you dude. Better watch out! No idea what Brent's apparent problem with you is though... :-\
Gonna be even worse if Jeff snaps a pic of it too! 8)
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I plan on next throwing up at C3, perhaps on a Californian. :-*
And I'll be there with my Digital Camera to document it for all at JD.com to see... ;)
Jeff
Video capability? :D
Brian, you can actually, um, count the number of times :o Wow, I'm impressed. I think if I based it on illness alone, I might be able to do so. But once we include alcohol, well, I might be able to do it for certain types of alcohol, like Tequila, only once. Rye, once. Vodka, well, see, I start losing count already ;)
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Remind me why we have a thread about this?
Anyway, Brent, I promise I won't beat you too hard if you promise not to throw up on ME? ;)
Just messin!
Kevin
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Anyway, Brent, I promise I won't beat you too hard if you promise not to throw up on ME? ;)
(http://www.clearthinker.net/imagestopost/mefish2.gif)
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LMAO.
That's fantastic. 8)
Kevin
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Here are a few images to stir memories of public puking, or puking with friends...
(http://www.clearthinker.net/imagestopost/vomit-6.jpeg)
(http://www.clearthinker.net/imagestopost/vomit-159.jpeg)
(http://www.clearthinker.net/imagestopost/vomit-453.jpeg)
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Who just sits there and lets some one puke on them?! I'd beat some one to near death if they puked on me. >:(
Kevin
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Oy. That's some nasty stuff there. I'm sure I've probably looked that way once or twice, or... yeah - just once or twice before. :P
I don't think it's good to throw up on one's lightsaber though. Please be more careful with your Jedi accessories, Kev. ::)
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Will there be an update for this thread soon?
Tune in tomorrow as the results to the Jeff, Scott, Mike, Jim and Wuss-Boy try to drink California Under the Table Challenge are finally revealed!
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The last time I threw up was October 5th. I was in St. Louis for the big Pearl Jam show. I'd had nothing but beer to drink ever since I reached the city limits, and after about eight hours of drinking, smoking, bad bar burgers, loud music, and too many people in too small of space, I puked in Humphreys' restroom, which is undoubtedly the most disgusting restroom I've ever been in.
Then I puked again in the hotel room, before passing out on the bed.
I woke up the next morning with a hangover and no breakfast, and had to find my way out of St. Louis with the biggest headache I've had in some time.
Sex, drugs, and rock n'roll, man. At least the last two. I probably could have scored that night, but running to the restroom in the middle of a conversation isn't really helpful getting into pants.
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The joys of parenting. My daughter has thrown up no less than 8 times in the last two days. Always at night, always on her bedding. Yippee. Nice flu.
Now the wife has spent two days yakking too. Thus far I've escaped, but I'd say my days are rather severely numbered.
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Tune in tomorrow as the results to the Jeff, Scott, Mike, Jim and Wuss-Boy try to drink California Under the Table Challenge are finally revealed!
I won.
By a LOT.
Jamie, where are you when I need you, man...?! :-\
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Damn, you won, whats wrong with those guys!
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Matt had Jim drive him home...I had 4 which was nothing to Mr. Guinness :'(
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Mr. Guinness eh! Hmmm, to bad I'm getting older, I miss those younger days of beer! :-\
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Tune in tomorrow as the results to the Jeff, Scott, Mike, Jim and Wuss-Boy try to drink California Under the Table Challenge are finally revealed!
I won.
By a LOT.
Jamie, where are you when I need you, man...?! :-\
You'd have beat me too, I can't drink that much Guiness. Makes me too full and doesn't move through the system fast enough.
Guess I just don't have the same storage area that you do under those sweaters. :-*
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The joys of parenting. My daughter has thrown up no less than 8 times in the last two days. Always at night, always on her bedding. Yippee. Nice flu.
Now the wife has spent two days yakking too. Thus far I've escaped, but I'd say my days are rather severely numbered.
Brent,
Sorry to hear your family is down for the count. It's tough when my kids are sick and all I can do for them is help them wait it out.
We had the stomach virus cyclone through our family in September. Me first, then my 4 year old daughter, then my 2 year old son, then my wife (4 months pregnant, no less) then a quick boomerang back to my son. Worst part was the irrefutable fact that I was the "Typhoid Mary" for that outbreak.
Hope your family feels better and that you dodge the bullet.
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It's good to hear everyone got to get together and have a good time (and even let me talk to them for a few minutes via the 1993 cell phone), but I must admit I'm extremely disappointed that the evening didn't end with Matt exploding his contents!
I guess this proves that the necessary x factor is the John Deere shirt.
Scott - you should have worn one!
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I almost did. I had to tell some one somthing extremely important, and I was worried about the outcome. I got so nausiated I couldn't even tell the person. :-X :-[
Kevin
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Well, sunday, monday, tuesday, and wednesday...sick with death. Somthing call gastro somthing...I was put on bed rest and had to give samples of certain bodily excriment.
Kevin
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Well, sunday, monday, tuesday, and wednesday...sick with death. Somthing call gastro somthing...I was put on bed rest and had to give samples of certain bodily excriment.
Kevin
You might share this with your Secret Santa recipient, so he'll know to wash his hands after playing with your gift. Germy toys, the gift that keeps on giving... :P
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1:30 AM
2:00 AM
3:00 AM
5:00 AM
6:00 AM
7:45 AM
Going for a new record :-X
And the worst part is, I didn't even drink yesterday, its just regular old stomach flu
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Yummy. (http://www.cheesebuerger.net/images/smilie/ekelig/e026.gif)
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1:30 AM
2:00 AM
3:00 AM
5:00 AM
6:00 AM
7:45 AM
Could be worse, could be your kid. At least you understand what's going on. Hope you get better soon :-\
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6:46 AM
I've got some kind of sickness, type unknown as of yet.
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1:30 AM
2:00 AM
3:00 AM
5:00 AM
6:00 AM
7:45 AM
Going for a new record :-X
And the worst part is, I didn't even drink yesterday, its just regular old stomach flu
Bummer. Kevin didn't happen to be your Secret Santa, did he?
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Incidentally, I'd just like to point out that alcohol induced vomiting is much, much more preferable than illness induced vomiting. Both have their much needed purpose, but that hazy memory effect and general purging of life threatening liquid just makes the alcohol based one so very much more enjoyable.
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Incidentally, I'd just like to point out that alcohol induced vomiting is much, much more preferable than illness induced vomiting. Both have their much needed purpose, but that hazy memory effect and general purging of life threatening liquid just makes the alcohol based one so very much more enjoyable.
Ditto! (http://www.cheesebuerger.net/images/smilie/musik/g045.gif) (http://www.cheesebuerger.net/images/midi/ekelig/g035.gif)
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1:30 AM
2:00 AM
3:00 AM
5:00 AM
6:00 AM
7:45 AM
8:45 AM
10:30 AM :-\
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Holy Scott, get somemore rest and get better. :)
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1:30 AM
2:00 AM
3:00 AM
5:00 AM
6:00 AM
7:45 AM
8:45 AM
10:30 AM :-\
What the heck was in the 10:30am yack? 7up, crackers, and water? Couldn't have been much else left in there... :(
Hope you are feeling better soon... lotsa people are out sick today at work too. Maybe too many people worried themselves sick before yesterday's game?
Jeff
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9:14 PM
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Ate way too many pistachios today around 10 AM, then went in to an operatory to pull a tooth on a patient, I felt the pre-vomit salivation and felt nauseous, but no dice. My manliness kept them in my stomach. It's been about 4 years still since my last chuck when I ate some raw clams.
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That was the end of it, I feel a lot better today. Two guys at work had the same thing this weekend so it sounds like it was some 24 hour stomach flu. Yuck
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Happy to hear your over it Scott. :)
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Just got up almost an hour ago, stomach is very unsettling. Had the urge to purge. I'm hoping it's just a 24 hour stomach flu. :-\
So much for going into work tonight.
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I'm enduring a flu right now. Hot, cold, hot, cold ::) So far no real urge to yak, but I damn near drowned in snot last night at about 4:30 in the morning.
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I wish you folks would make your yakking stories a little more entertaining, and at least add some alcohol into the mix, or sumthin'... ::)
Maybe a drink or two would help you Canucks feel a little better. Give it a shot, eh.
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Nothing is going to stay down, not even water! Hate to waste good alcohol. :P
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I'm saving myself for you, dear :-*
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I wish you folks would make your yakking stories a little more entertaining, and at least add some alcohol into the mix, or sumthin'... ::)
Maybe a drink or two would help you Canucks feel a little better. Give it a shot, eh.
If you insist! Where's my ******' rye - don't have to work until 4pm tomorrow...
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If you insist! Where's my ******' rye - don't have to work until 4pm tomorrow...
See Dale, I told ya. :P
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If you insist! Where's my ******' rye - don't have to work until 4pm tomorrow...
See Dale, I told ya. :P
I saw that pharmacist comment the other day... I did go to school for 4 years to find out how to mix drugs and alcohol you know. ;D
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I speak only the truth.
Nothing more. Nothing less.
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Boy, I haven't slept that long in along time. Guess I needed the rest. My guts are still upset, making lots of noises, still feel alittle weak and chest cramps, maybe because I puked so hard. There not hunger pains. :-\
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Boy, I haven't slept that long in along time. Guess I needed the rest. My guts are still upset, making lots of noises, still feel alittle weak and chest cramps, maybe because I puked so hard. There not hunger pains. :-\
Man, that sucks Dale. Hope you feel better.
Kevin
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I puked up my spleen last Tuesday. I was sick as a dog with the flu.
I'm also leaving tomorrow to go on a pub crawl with some of my alumni buddies at my old college - 50/50 chance I'll vomit tomorrow night.
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I'm also leaving tomorrow to go on a pub crawl with some of my alumni buddies at my old college - 50/50 chance I'll vomit tomorrow night.
:P
Excellent. Now we're talkin', Justin! 8)
Maybe I can Paypal you a few bucks to buy you an extra beer, and hopefully increase those odds to something more along a 60/40 ratio...
Personally, I haven't yakked since the infamous bathroom wall incident at Wildcats in Nashville, as a result of hanging out with that bad influence known as jjks. Watch out for him at C3 guys, 'cause he's nuthin' but trouble! >:(
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I'm felling a tad better now, getting hungry. I haven't had anything to eat for just over 24 hrs. and I ran out to Safeway as it's Pizza night. Hopefully that will stay down.
Hmmm, self-induced power yawning. Heck of alot better than the flu. ;)
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Personally, I haven't yakked since the infamous bathroom wall incident at Wildcats in Nashville, as a result of hanging out with that bad influence known as jjks. Watch out for him at C3 guys, 'cause he's nuthin' but trouble! >:(
Bathroom Wall Incident?
Kind of like mine, in the Pet Peeves thread? :-\
Kevin
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Why just now, large amount of projectile vomit! Fun, fun, fun!
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This virus still hasn't gone away, still throwing up.
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Anyway, Brent, I promise I won't beat you too hard if you promise not to throw up on ME? ;)
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I had to bump this post
Not because I puked, because this is some nice work
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Where did you find that/what made you find that?
You're really making the most of your unlimited internet access this week, aren't you?
Great to see you Thursday by the way - I gave Jay your money today - so that deal is complete.
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I puked on Saturday night. I really'd rather not talk about it though...first time drinking. ;)
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I puked on Saturday night. I really'd rather not talk about it though...first time drinking. ;)
Ah, yes, the "first time drinking & puking night". I remember it well... actually, no I don't. ;)
But I sure am glad I was wearing my hard helmet that night (no, I don't know why I was wearing it) because when I walked into the side of that stairwell in the basement it saved me from knocking myself out. ::)
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Didn't throw up, but got inebriated this weekend.
Kevin
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Hmm..the last time I threw up was about 6 months ago. There were a few times before that as well but I always thought I had the flu. Come to find out it was my gallbladder. Worshipping the porcelain god isn't something I relish doing. They finally removed my gallbladder on March 28 of this year. YES!!! I feel sooo much better and for some reason I have a lot more energy, too.
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I puked on Saturday night. I really'd rather not talk about it though...first time drinking. ;)
Let me guess-- beer before liquor, right? ;)
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There's this big party in my hometown in July called Gilbertville Days.
Well, every year, I end up puking. The combo of heat, cheap warm beer, and grilled cow parts eventually catches up with me around midnight I puke and puke HARD. Putting-out-a-fire hard. (And nothing smells worse than a fire that's been puked on.)
But after that, I'm good to go again, though I just drink then.
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I don't think I've yakked since that day back in January. Which is good because that was like a year of puking
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I puked on Saturday night. I really'd rather not talk about it though...first time drinking. ;)
Let me guess-- beer before liquor, right? ;)
No...I had a few dino bites from the oven and then went from 2 to 14 shots in about 30 minutes.
It wasn't smart.
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...I had a few dino bites from the oven and then went from 2 to 14 shots in about 30 minutes.
It wasn't smart.
Oh my. You must've been hating life after that. :(
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Coke 0 and Rum had me dropping my pants and losing my wallet.
Kevin
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...I had a few dino bites from the oven and then went from 2 to 14 shots in about 30 minutes.
It wasn't smart.
Oh my. You must've been hating life after that. :(
Well, to me, it felt like having a high fever. I puked early enough in the night, drank tons of water, and went to sleep early, so I didn't have that bad of a hang over, but yea. I'll never drink that much that fast again. Glad I found out at my friend's place rather than with Matt or someone else here in Orange County. :)
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My puking wasn't anything as fun as everyone else's. The last time I puked was in March. I got menengitis from a spinal tap and couldn't stop puking my guts out. The only thing that stopped it was an IV of Phenegran in the ER (great stuff -- makes you loopy as h*ll 8)). Before that the last time I puked was most of last year while I was pregnant with my baby girl. Though the results were well worth the effort on that one :)
Back in the day we used to practice the art of beerlimia -- drink -- puke some of it -- and keep drinking. Especially when it was $.25 draft night -- couldn't waste that opportunity!
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be glad you're not this guy (http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1601154/)
As for me. . .the last time was sometime in January when a stomach bug ran through our whole family, one at a time. Each us starting with the two year old, then the 4 y/o, then me, then wifey. . .24 hours of hurling each. Four days of ick.
Time before that was after some bad IHOP. I've never gotten so sick so fast. From both ends. . .had to sit on the toilet and lean over the bathtub. Simulcast.
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Time before that was after some bad IHOP. I've never gotten so sick so fast. From both ends. . .had to sit on the toilet and lean over the bathtub. Simulcast.
Colman has a term for that...I can't remember what it is though
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Colman has a term for that...I can't remember what it is though
I think it was this one...
I can feel your pain Derek, as I had a similar experience about 15 years ago in the U.C. Santa Barbara dorms my freshman year in college. Only I brought my disgusting experience on myself, after a rather LONG night out on the town. But you're right, what the hell do you do when you're blowing chunks in two opposite directions?! You did the same thing as I did - you've gotta stay seated on the can, so the yakking portion of it's just gotta hit the stall wall and floor (in my case). Not one of my most favorite life experiences... But certainly one of my most memorable. ::)
Folks around here call that the "Flyin' Hawaiian".
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AH, I see it was Ed that coined it the Flyin Hawaiian :P
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My best friend broke her nose doing the Flyin' Hawaiian. :o She had the trashcan between her knees, passed out and hit the bathtub on her way down. Now this was a 38 year old woman with 3 teenaged kids. I swear it was her and not me.
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about a month ago i caught a virus or something and threw up in the middle of the night. it was the 1st non-alcohol puking i had done in probably 20 years. fortunately there was nothing hawaiian about it.
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About a month ago my wife and I caught a 24 hour bug of some sort. She was throwing up a lot. As for me it all went down south and I visited the toilet over 20 times. It was like 22-24 times. Insane! I was a tad sore after that!
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Did I say I wasn't going to drink again for awhile? ****, well I lied. Didn't puke, but definately had a GREAT time. :-*
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Did I say I wasn't going to drink again for awhile? ****, well I lied. Didn't puke, but definately had a GREAT time. :-*
Same. I like to pretend alchohol doesn't have carbs. :-X My friend on the other hand painted the walls and floor of my tent with puke. I declared it a dissaster area and deemed it to be burned.
Kevin
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Hmm, let's see..........today around 4:00am, 2:30am, 12:00am, last night around 11:00, 9:30, 8:15, 7:30, 6:00, yesterday around 3:30, 12:00, 9:00, 7:30, 5:30am. All times are EST and approximate. I don't understand how bulemics do it -- I cannot stand to puke. I have strep throat too so now my throat is extra ragged out. Needless to say, I have some kind of bug :'( Dr. says its not the flu, just a virus that mimics the flu. I'm sure by the time I start feeling better the kids will get it :'( Though I am excited that I have managed to keep water down for 6 hours :-\
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And I was told this forum had more intellectual discussions ;D
The last time was over the summer. I'll spare the details because it was from an "illegal activity". ;)
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The last time was over the summer. I'll spare the details because it was from an "illegal activity". ;)
Drinking? I knew it. :P
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The last time was over the summer. I'll spare the details because it was from an "illegal activity". ;)
Drinking? I knew it. :P
No, close though. I'll share a different short story just to satiate ya though:
My friend Blake's parents are gone, so we are having a party at his house. I drank over 15 Coronnas (stopped counting and/or forgot after that) and ended up clutching the toilet. My friend Derek puked all over the dog food bowl ;D Anyway, so its like 4 am, and we are wanting to leave, so my friend calls his Bolivian mom to pick us all up in his Escalada. So we are all sitting there, our heads spinning, as we drive home in the escalade blaring bolivian music ;D .
Here is another story: My friend Carlos was having a party, and this kid we didn't like named Jeff showed up. He was a big jerk, and would always try to show off. So my friends put some ex-lax (among other things) in a glass of vodka and gave it to him, daring him he couldn't chug it. So he grabs it, and chugs the whole thing, while we all sit there and talk about "how cool he is for doing that" . Half hour goes by, and Jeff is on the front porch talking about how his stomach hurts. All of a sudden, literally a gallon of puke goes flying out all over the porch. He takes a couple steps, and collapses in the back yard. My friend Blake found out that Jeff was hitting on his girlfriend, so Blake takes apples and while Jeff is sprawled out across the back yard, nails him in the nuts with an apple. Jeff lets out a drunken squeal and we go back inside. He got the idea and him and his friend left after that. ;D
There not the best stories, but those are some of the more recent drinking-puking stories I could think of. ;)
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Well, I got the bug again. Aside from once with each pregnancy, I hadn't puked in 5 years. Started Sunday night every couple of hours. By the wee hours of the morning it was about every 10-15 minutes. Finally ended having to get IV fluids and Phenergan because I was severly dehydrated and my blood pressure was extremely low. Happy, happy, joy, joy. :P
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6 years ago today. I puked on my 23rd birthday after mixing beer and hard liquor for a while. I was getting a send off before I left for basic and a birthday bash all rolled into one. Matter of fact, that's the last time I got blasted.
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I puked ... after mixing beer and hard liquor for a while.
Ouch. That sounds like the first time I "overdid" it. Of course, I didn't know any better, but I had many different brands of beer with vodka, rum and Jack Daniels interspersed in there.
Needless to say, I worshipped at the ceramic throne a few times that night and was not a happy camper in the morning.
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Funny this thread popped up as I vomited last Wednesday.
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I puked ... after mixing beer and hard liquor for a while.
Ouch. That sounds like the first time I "overdid" it. Of course, I didn't know any better, but I had many different brands of beer with vodka, rum and Jack Daniels interspersed in there.
Needless to say, I worshipped at the ceramic throne a few times that night and was not a happy camper in the morning.
Here are some good words to live by. I've heard many variations, but I like this one the best:
"Beer before liquor, never sicker. Liquour before beer, never fear."
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That whole beer/liquor quote doesn't apply to me. I've had lots of beer before lots of liquor and never threw up. On the other hand, massive amounts of anything will get me sick. The last time I vomited was 1/11/05, my 21st birthday. I actually almost died, had it not been for my brother. I was puking in a big tupperware bowl (I couldn't even make it to the toilet), and at one point I passed out in the bowl... My brother picked my face out of the bowl by grabbing my hair... that was a real fun time... Not that I haven't wanted to, but that was the last time I drank.
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That whole beer/liquor quote doesn't apply to me. I've had lots of beer before lots of liquor and never threw up.
It doesn't really apply to me very much either...it takes a lot for me to puke. It does however make you feel a little weird, especially if you drank a lot of beer before the shots. It doesn't matter if you have a couple beers THEN shots, it only matters if you drank a decent ammount of beer then moved onto hard liquor.
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How timely.
In my buisness, there is a grease trap below the sink. My drain kept backing up, so logic told me it was time to clean it. Once I cracked that monstrosity open, the smell hit me and I litteraly tripped over myself trying to get away. I got the heaves immediatley, but I fought them down.
The previous owner had not emptied it. Ever. The smell ate right through my 2 shirts I had covering my mouth and nose, and I just started flooding my mouth with bile and saliva, trying to work. My friend who was helping me was gagging.
What did me in was the sound of it splashing into the disposal container. It sounded just like some one ******** up a storm, and combined with everything, I just lost it and tossed right into the grease trap. That was bad times.
Kevin
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PLease don't remind me......a few tears ago....virouses arent fun kids.
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This thread reminded me...
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That's an f'n funny picture I saw after I got home... Anyway, carry on.
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when was the last time you woofed your cookies?
This morning, approximately 7:25am.
Tried to go to work anyway...
Then again at work, approximately 9:30am.
That was enough of work for the day...
I'm going to try to put down some soup/crackers for lunch in a bit here, maybe I'll be back in here again later... (http://www.jedidefender.com/images/newsicons/icon16.gif)
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Thank god i'm not a puker. All my sickness exits from the other end ::)... The last time I threw up had to be 3 years ago or so though I feel ungodly nauseas lately for some reason...
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Hmmm... maybe for me the last time was in December, something hit me like a brick wall.
Get better Jeff. :)
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I can't barf because of a procedure they did on me to keep me from throwing up when I was 2 yeasrs old , I have the worse Acid reflux disease. :-[ :-\ :-X
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I think the last time I threw up was probably 4-5 years ago when I had some undercooked baked clams. I spent that whole night convulsing, sweating and shaking. Before that, perhaps 7 years ago, I ate a bad stir fry with chicken. Vomited rice for hours after that one. And the only other time I can remember was from a bad migraine before I learned to take Advil at the first warning sign.
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About 2 weeks ago. I went to bed fine and well, then woke up at 11:30, walked to the bathroom, and promptly puked for about 5 minutes. Dinner that night was pasta shells and sausage, not a pretty sight.
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This is an...interesting thread.
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Anyone have anything they'd like to share with the group?
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what your just looking for tossed cookie stories?
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Anyone have anything they'd like to share with the group?
Looks like Chunky McFly hurled after he was done "dancing."
I'm referring to your avatar of course. ;)
I prefer to keep the functions of my body personal. Sorry.
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I haven't thrown up in several years. And I'm glad. I hate throwing up. It's one of my two biggest fears. The other fear is escalators.
I've been more into choking lately, though. Two or three years ago I choked on a LEGO piece, but gave myself the Himelick Manuever. (So, I saved my own life.)
And then a few month ago I was being chased by my brother. How does that lead to choking. Well, I had a handful of jumbo marshmallow in my mouth.
That was a bad mistake.
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St. Patrick's Day for me. Actually, it was the day after.
That was the first time I've ever puked so much that I had to flush the toilet TWICE to get it all down.
Note- NEVER eat truck stop breakfast after heavy drinking. Never, ever, ever.
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That was the first time I've ever puked so much that I had to flush the toilet TWICE to get it all down.
:-X I think I'm going to yack now after reading that.
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Anyone have anything they'd like to share with the group?
As soon as I saw this thread I knew you'd be waiting for me to reply, lol. I confess. I puked in TN on the highway early last Friday morning coming back from partying with Jamie and the TN crew (after we saw my Wings beat the Preds.) In my defense, I only ate once that day and we were mixing beer and hard alcohol big time at the bar.
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we were mixing beer and hard alcohol big time at the bar.
Ouch, bad move. ;)
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we were mixing beer and hard alcohol big time at the bar.
Ouch, bad move. ;)
Indeed it was my friend but damn I had fun doing it! The drinking part I mean. ;)
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I'm going to bump this back up.
I've got a little flu bug or something and even though was feeling a little sick last night I decided to go ahead and have a small dinner last night. That was a mistake. I felt like I puked out a lung. On the plus side I felt much better afterwards.
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I remember about a week ago I threw up. I just went to bed all find and dandy, nothing wrong, then about a half an hour later I just woke up. I walked to the bathroom and threw up. I didn't know why, and I still don't. :)
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Last Friday was the last time I threw up. I made one hell of a mess, too. Nothing like half-digested frozen pizza and a couple pitchers of beer to ruin your night.
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Nothing like half-digested frozen pizza and a couple pitchers of beer to ruin your night.
Or your carpet :P
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Last time I threw up? Oh, let's see, about ten hours ago. Got really drunk, really fast, got hungry, had a bowl of Campbell's Chicken Noodle soup, had some more to drink, and then puked it all up (along with some spaghetti I had for dinner) what seemed like just a few minutes later.
Puking up pasta and noodles - it's Mmm-mmm good.
But I'm not gonna let this charming little setback stop me from drinkin' again, no sir!
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But I'm not gonna let this charming little setback stop me from drinkin' again, no sir!
To hell with chicken noodle soup, though...
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I yakked a week ago Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Had a case of a nasty virus that has been sweeping the country...lets just say you need to hold a puke bucket while you are crapping a constant stream of liquid while sitting atop the throne. Its nasty...took a good 5 days before I could eat anything again
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I yakked a week ago Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Had a case of a nasty virus that has been sweeping the country...lets just say you need to hold a puke bucket while you are crapping a constant stream of liquid while sitting atop the throne. Its nasty...took a good 5 days before I could eat anything again
You mean you did...the Flyin' Hawaiian?
Kevin
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First off...what a beautiful thread that I can appreciate!
I love this forum for allowing such fun conversations to participate in!
Hmmm last time I "threw up" was self-induced about two years ago. I had drank too much one night and in my highly intoxicated state realized that if I did not force myself to do so before passing out, that I might die of alcohol poisoning. (Since I was drinking vodka, my body itself did not try to induce vomiting like it does with almost any other form of alcohol.) Since then I had started to cut down on my drinking considerably.
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I honestly don't remember the last time I threw up. It's been years since I've been that sick--my immune system is still young and (apparently) healthy. And so far, I've never drank to the point of hurling.
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In the last 2 years I've barfed enough to last the rest of my lifetime.
Let me just say that PRIOR to this period, I had only thrown up once in my life, and that was junior year in college after me and some buddies had decided to take shots of Bacardi 151 all night long. Bad news.
Then, in 2005 I moved to Tajikistan, and decided to go native with the food. I caught three cases of food poisoning in 6 months, but most just lasted for one miserable day of nonstop barfing until literally everything was expelled from my stomach.
In January 2006, just after I had gotten used to Tajikistan, I moved to Afghanistan, and the same thing happened, albeit I only got sick once there.
As for the last time I threw up, that would have to be last August. I was camping in Maine, and left a rotisserie chicken in my hot car all day long, then proceeded to eat it for dinner, not seeming to care why the meat tasted bitter and slimy. What followed was a night of shivering, barfing, and twitching.
Basically I see all this as making up for a childhood of barf-free experiences and illnesses. Go figure...
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I yakked a week ago Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Had a case of a nasty virus that has been sweeping the country...lets just say you need to hold a puke bucket while you are crapping a constant stream of liquid while sitting atop the throne. Its nasty...took a good 5 days before I could eat anything again
You mean you did...the Flyin' Hawaiian?
Kevin
I knew there was a term for this....I was talking to someone about this the other day.
This is why I won't eat at IHOP anymore. Last time I did, I've never gotten so sick so quickly. Luckily my toilet at the time was very near the bathtub.
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Luckily my toilet at the time was very near the bathtub.
I contend the person that invented the modern bathroom was a complete lush for this very reason. I also ensure that every shower has a water pik or some other removeable head shower apparatus for cleaning said tub.
Been a while for me for yakking, hoping it stays that way for a while.
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I also ensure that every shower has a water pik or some other removeable head shower apparatus for cleaning said tub.
keeps mrs. bug happy too.
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Thank god i'm not a puker. The last time I can actually remember hurling was about 6 or 7 years ago at an outdoor bar after some insane amounts of alcohol. I HATE throwing up more than anything on this planet...
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Last time I puked was at my company's Christmas party in December. Open bar, drank beer all night until I decided at about 11:00 that I wasn't drunk enough, so I switched to Absolut and diet Coke. 5 or 6 of those laters, I was done for the night. Stumbled back to my room and tried to stay awake because the room was spinning. Lasted about an hour and then I passed out. Puked in the middle of the night and made a hell of a mess in the hotel bathroom. Cleaned it up as best I could and then went back to bed.
Went to the Pats game later that day and swore I was done drinking forever. That lasted until about 10:30am, when I needed a beer to wash down my breakfast of two greasy cheeseburgers.