Jesse James comes to Lando's office...

[Morgbug]

 (not natural in a hairy way),

ROFLMAO.  You really are in the industry if you have to qualify a statement like that

[Famine]

 

Call me when Nikki Nova or Little April are in your office.


My number is 1-518-756-6169. I'll be there in 5 minutes, provided you stall them.


Kevin

[CorranHorn]

Corran Horn- I work in the adult industry, so its pretty common. Aurora Snow was here a few weeks ago. I just thought it was funny that this one was named Jesse James. Though its spelled Jessie James.

Ahh ok well that explains it, have you met any of the real stars of the industry, like Racquel Darrian or Asia Carrera. Them be the real plastic pr0n queens

So the spelling is just JJ's way of hiding his identity in the industry right? 

[Mister Skeezler]

Corran Horn- I work in the adult industry, so its pretty common. Aurora Snow was here a few weeks ago. I just thought it was funny that this one was named Jesse James. Though its spelled Jessie James.

Ahh ok well that explains it, have you met any of the real stars of the industry, like Racquel Darrian or Asia Carrera. Them be the real plastic pr0n queens

So the spelling is just JJ's way of hiding his identity in the industry right? 

The only one of the real Porn Queens I've met is Sunset Thomas, when she was here promoting the Bunny Ranch. The rest of them are kind of out of the game, and I've only worked at this place for less than 5 years (first job out of college), so I wasn't around when it was big, big business. Now the adult publishing industry is kind of like the Empire in the post ROTJ days...a shadow of its former glory.

[Bob Crane]

Hey, I made out with Sunset Thomas back when she was in Toronto promoting sumthin’or other . I know, I know- I’m classy like that.

[Mister Skeezler]

Yikes! I sure hope it was back in the day, because she's showing the mileage these days. 

[Bob Crane]

Yes, it was some years back, though I doubt mileage would have stopped me- it’s all gray when you turn off the lights.

[Scott]

D'oh! I was wrong. There is a pornstar named Jessie James, but the one that came here yesterday is actually Jessie Jane. My bad.

I just saw a show on HBO about this guy who photographed a whole ton of Porn Stars with and without clothes and one of them was Jessie Jane, let me say that I am even more repulsed by her after hearing her speak

[Vote for Chewbacca the Wookiee]

Lando works in the pr0n industry? Can he get us a good deal on shrimp?