People who drive slow in the fast lane.  I was coming back from a job in the Detroit area, crusing along I-696 doing 85 in the left lane.  I have to slam on my brakes because some asshat in front of me is doing 60

Self-rightious liberals.  Going to school at Michigan State, which is fairly liberal, I ran into these half-wits all the time.  There's nothing funnier than upper-middle class white kids rambling on about the plight of 3rd world nations

Extreme conservatives.  No, God is not telling you what to do.  Don't try that crap with me

Tonight should be a good game.  I think if the Devils can win this one, the series is all but over.  If the Ducks win tonight, I think it will go to 7 games