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Offline Tracy

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Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
« Reply #15 on: May 27, 2007, 09:49 PM »
Quote from: Jesse James on May 27, 2007, 09:42 PM
Believe me though, no man would WANT to live after that...  See...  That's true sadism.

Things didn't turn out so bad for John Bobbit -- didn't he become a (4th rate) porn star?
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Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
« Reply #16 on: May 27, 2007, 09:52 PM »
His was found though.  Merely tossed into some tall grass.  I don't think it works right though from what he said on the Stern show at the time...  That would just stink.

For the shopping cart non-return punishment, the men would only be beaten with theirs, and no re-attachment.  It may also go on display hanging in the city of prosecution's town hall.  I haven't decided yet on that.
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Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
« Reply #17 on: May 27, 2007, 09:53 PM »
About time you people started understanding the seriousness of this shopping cart crime.
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Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
« Reply #18 on: May 28, 2007, 12:31 AM »
Quote from: Artoo on May 27, 2007, 01:23 PM
I hope Paris gets raped & killed in jail, ugly bitch.

Dumbassery, For The Loss my friend. Honestly, what could have possibly made you sit back and think, "Gee Golly! This is a decent statement, and I should therefore post it!"? I mean, really dude.

As quoth the erstwhile View host Rosie O'Donald, "Sit and spin!"
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Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
« Reply #19 on: May 28, 2007, 02:26 AM »
Quote from: Morgbug on May 27, 2007, 09:53 PM
About time you people started understanding the seriousness of this shopping cart crime.

I think it's time we erase the hate and get those Wal-Mart lots cleaned up Brent...  I've never talked about it, but when I was young I once left a cart there, and I regret it to this very day.  I...  I don't know how I've even lived with myself, knowing what I did.

I'm ready for my punishment though.   :'(
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Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
« Reply #20 on: May 28, 2007, 10:26 AM »
Quote from: Jesse James on May 28, 2007, 02:26 AM
I think it's time we erase the hate and get those Wal-Mart lots cleaned up...  I've never talked about it, but when I was young I once left a cart there, and I regret it to this very day.  I...  I don't know how I've even lived with myself, knowing what I did.

Strange.

Reading this post suddenly gives me the urge to rape and murder you, Jesse.
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Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
« Reply #21 on: May 28, 2007, 11:31 AM »
Quote from: Sprry75 on May 28, 2007, 10:26 AM
Quote from: Jesse James on May 28, 2007, 02:26 AM
I think it's time we erase the hate and get those Wal-Mart lots cleaned up...  I've never talked about it, but when I was young I once left a cart there, and I regret it to this very day.  I...  I don't know how I've even lived with myself, knowing what I did.

Strange.

Reading this post suddenly gives me the urge to rape and murder you, Jesse.

I think that level of hatred for shopping cart offenders is reserved only for Brent :-X

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Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
« Reply #22 on: May 28, 2007, 12:15 PM »
Quote from: Matt on May 27, 2007, 08:43 PM
Quote from: Artoo on May 27, 2007, 07:17 PM
Yeah I hate her. Thinking she's all that when she's ugly.

Yeah, that's a good enough reason to wish rape and death upon someone.
Plus, she thinks she can get away from anything. I hate her more than anyone in the world.
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Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
« Reply #23 on: May 28, 2007, 12:23 PM »
Quote from: Artoo on May 28, 2007, 12:15 PM
Plus, she thinks she can get away from anything. I hate her more than anyone in the world.

Keep on diggin', buddy.
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Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
« Reply #24 on: May 28, 2007, 04:16 PM »
Personally I think Sprry's expression is more love than hate...  I mean, who can blame him for wanting to rape me?  And the killing thing, well that could just be so nobody could have me but him.  Just my personaly examination.  I am a sexy beast.
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Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
« Reply #25 on: May 28, 2007, 10:43 PM »
Yes, Jesse's right.  Quite right.

The murder thing is just to make sure he never gets away.

So, you know, I can just "keep on keepin' on," so to speak.

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Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
« Reply #26 on: May 29, 2007, 12:43 AM »
Just make sure you wax up my skin good so I last long...  And lots of oils and things to make me smell nice.

That or keep me in a hole in the basement...  Just shut up the little yappy dog at night so I can get some sleep I guess.
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Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
« Reply #27 on: May 29, 2007, 02:20 AM »
You're all ******* crazy, that's what I have to say about this.
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Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
« Reply #28 on: May 29, 2007, 08:18 AM »
These are the type of beautiful conversations I often have with my friends. Makes me feel at home!  ;D
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Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
« Reply #29 on: May 29, 2007, 07:44 PM »
Paris wont even be where the guys who would rape her would be, she'll be separated and pampered. She'll make arts and crafts with Martha.

Oh wait, they let her out. Never mind.  :P


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