Dear Stuffed Dog, Monkey and Ventriloquist Dummy
I ordered a Case of Wave 1 VOTC Figures. This case contains Luke, Leia, Han and Obi-Wan. I also know of the existance of Wave 1.5 which contains Leia, Han and Obi-Wan, no Luke. Obviously, the dumbass **** for brains people you have working there have no idea of the existance of Wave 1.5 because that is what I ******* received in the ******* mail from you ******* today.
The funny part of this is that I bet my friends at the On-Line community I hang out at, that you son of a bitch **** smokers would screw this one up since there seems to be nobody there with a ******* brain, and if there is someone there with a ******* brain, that person must have been sent out to lunch at the time my ordered was solicited (improperly), verified (it wasn't) and shipped (the shipping was great BTW).
Thanks for continuing your solid reputation of having your collective heads up your collective ******* asses. If you want to think I'll ever order anything from your **** sucking **** knob **** tard piece of dog **** store ever again, you really do have one ******* brain.
I'll be happy to return your package which I filled full of cat **** and hope you can sell them to some other dump ******* bastard who is stupid enough to order anything from you **** holes again.
A Fan for ******* Life and Pleased as **** you managed to **** up yet another ******* Order
Scott Pearson