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Offline Diddly

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Re: A Festivus, for the rest of us!
« Reply #75 on: December 23, 2017, 02:12 PM »
(Are we still doing this?)

Tryna quit Festivus, eh? I know which grievance I'll be airing about you.
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Re: A Festivus, for the rest of us!
« Reply #76 on: December 23, 2017, 07:06 PM »
It's on at 8pm on TBS  ;D
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Re: A Festivus, for the rest of us!
« Reply #77 on: December 24, 2017, 08:51 AM »
We had an injury during the feats of strength at last night's Festivus celebration.  I was cracking open walnuts with my bare hands.  My wife's cousin was trying to one up me though.  He thought he could crack open walnuts by smashing them against his forehead.  Instead he wound up with a head wound.

But he was okay.  It was a Festivus miracle!
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Re: A Festivus, for the rest of us!
« Reply #78 on: December 24, 2017, 04:10 PM »
(Are we still doing this?)

 Saw Scott on social media...  so sure yeah.

Jeff’s list still pretty much defines the hobby.

Other grievances appear too many to air in one day.
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Re: A Festivus, for the rest of us!
« Reply #79 on: December 27, 2017, 11:35 AM »
I'm guessing a majority of the grievances aired had to do with The Last Jedi.  ;D
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Re: A Festivus, for the rest of us!
« Reply #80 on: December 23, 2018, 02:35 AM »
If Festivus were a person, it would be of legal drinking age today.  That makes us a bunch of old *************.

So, another Happy Festivus, I guess?
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Re: A Festivus, for the rest of us!
« Reply #81 on: December 23, 2018, 03:09 PM »
I have a headache today and I’m kinda meh.  It feels like festivus.
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Re: A Festivus, for the rest of us!
« Reply #82 on: December 24, 2018, 03:33 AM »
H&H Bagels wouldn't give me the day off. At least I'll still get holiday pay!
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Re: A Festivus, for the rest of us!
« Reply #83 on: December 24, 2018, 05:28 AM »
Happy Festivus indeed!

My wife and son had a batch of Christmas cookies that didnt  turn out, they were talking about donating them to the homeless. I told them to throw in a bag of muffin stumps while they were at it.

And now on to the airing of grievances, or as its known these days, JTA...

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Re: A Festivus, for the rest of us!
« Reply #84 on: December 23, 2019, 11:38 AM »
Bloop blorp
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Re: A Festivus, for the rest of us!
« Reply #85 on: December 24, 2019, 12:45 AM »
Sorry I'm late! The guy in the denim vest gave me a fake phone number.
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Re: A Festivus, for the rest of us!
« Reply #86 on: December 24, 2019, 12:53 AM »
Happy belated Festivus.  My feat of strength this year will be sleeping without a fan on.
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Re: A Festivus, for the rest of us!
« Reply #87 on: December 24, 2019, 06:46 PM »
Are we ready for the airing of grievances?  Because I have a lot of bones to pick with you people!   ;D
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Re: A Festivus, for the rest of us!
« Reply #88 on: December 24, 2019, 08:37 PM »
I just barely have time to put up the aluminum pole this year.

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Re: A Festivus, for the rest of us!
« Reply #89 on: December 25, 2020, 02:27 AM »
Festivus, Christmas, Humbug, whatever.  All the best. 
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