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Re: American Idol Season 6, voter atrocities, and YOU: who's watching?
« Reply #120 on: April 10, 2007, 11:20 PM »
Did anyone feel their testacles shrivel a little after Sanjaya's performance tonight?  I kept half-expecting him to lock lips with the camera singing, "Kiss me, you fool" in Spanish. 

Well, they were engorged after Haley's legs performed.  So I'm not sure if the "frightened turtle" shrinking effect was just the aftermath of all the work they had to do during her performance, or Sanjaya actually hammering them down a bit himself.

By the way, Blake was awesome again.
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Re: American Idol Season 6, voter atrocities, and YOU: who's watching?
« Reply #121 on: April 11, 2007, 06:40 AM »
Did anyone feel their testacles shrivel a little after Sanjaya's performance tonight?  I kept half-expecting him to lock lips with the camera singing, "Kiss me, you fool" in Spanish. 

I felt like I had been violated after that performance. I then had to burn all my clothes and curl up in the fetal position crying while a hot shower ran over me and washed the filth away.  :'(  Sanjaya emotionally raped me...

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Re: American Idol Season 6, voter atrocities, and YOU: who's watching?
« Reply #122 on: April 11, 2007, 03:33 PM »
Blake Rocks! I really like his singing,And he has his own sense of style
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Re: American Idol Season 6, voter atrocities, and YOU: who's watching?
« Reply #123 on: April 11, 2007, 04:54 PM »
Blake Rocks! I really like his singing,And he has his own sense of style

Yes, he's very unique.

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Re: American Idol Season 6, voter atrocities, and YOU: who's watching?
« Reply #124 on: April 11, 2007, 09:00 PM »
Lol I just saw that guy for the first time, he sucks so very very bad
I hope this spells the end for this kinda crap tv
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Re: American Idol Season 6, voter atrocities, and YOU: who's watching?
« Reply #125 on: April 11, 2007, 09:40 PM »
...& Sanjaya is safe again. ::)
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Re: American Idol Season 6, voter atrocities, and YOU: who's watching?
« Reply #126 on: April 11, 2007, 10:25 PM »
...& Sanjaya is safe again. ::)

Safe, and with Haley off the show, that now makes Sanjaya the hottest chick remaining.
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Re: American Idol Season 6, voter atrocities, and YOU: who's watching?
« Reply #127 on: April 11, 2007, 11:12 PM »
...& Sanjaya is safe again. ::)

Safe, and with Haley off the show, that now makes Sanjaya the hottest chick remaining.

Bad news indeed for my recovering testacles :-(

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Re: American Idol Season 6, voter atrocities, and YOU: who's watching?
« Reply #128 on: April 11, 2007, 11:30 PM »
Bad news indeed for my recovering testacles :-(

Which temporarily suspends me from that role.
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Re: American Idol Season 6, voter atrocities, and YOU: who's watching?
« Reply #129 on: April 17, 2007, 08:37 AM »
Check out Maxim Online's Girlfriend of the Day for today.

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Re: American Idol Season 6, voter atrocities, and YOU: who's watching?
« Reply #130 on: April 18, 2007, 09:36 PM »
Borat's gonna appear on AI next week! I wonder what he'll say to Sanjaya:
"Are you....a....uh.. as you say a homosexual?"  :P
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Re: American Idol Season 6, voter atrocities, and YOU: who's watching?
« Reply #131 on: April 18, 2007, 09:57 PM »
Sanjaya's gone!!! I wanted to see Borat make fun of him though. :-[
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Re: American Idol Season 6, voter atrocities, and YOU: who's watching?
« Reply #132 on: April 18, 2007, 10:27 PM »
I skipped watching it this week because I was so disenchanted with all the talent that left in favor of Sanjaya.

I might actually start watching again now.

I was thinking that the voting system is broken.  I thought of some ways they could fix it:

1.  Find a way to allow only 1 vote per phone number.

2.  Let the judges handle it.

3.  Have the live audience in the auditorium vote on a keypad on the arm of their chair, 1 vote per person.  I've seen game shows that do this.

Anyhow, guess I'll give it another shot now.
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Re: American Idol Season 6, voter atrocities, and YOU: who's watching?
« Reply #133 on: April 19, 2007, 09:07 AM »
Make them have to pay to vote !

But you know what ? Who cares ! Sangina is gone !!!

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Re: American Idol Season 6, voter atrocities, and YOU: who's watching?
« Reply #134 on: April 19, 2007, 09:36 AM »
Thank God. Now maybe the news can move onto better things.
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