It worked itself out this morning. I went out to start my car before work, and my neighbor flags me down, asking if this huge box with my name on it was mine. I say yes, thank him for bringing it to me a 7:30 AM, and take it inside and pop open the box. Plastic nirvana.
Apparently, the numbers on houses here in CF aren't big enough for UPS drivers to read. The package was delivered to my neighbor, and not me.
Anyway, I finally just got these open about half an hour ago (long day) and they're fantastic. Trap Jaw is probably my favorite in the line already, and I just opened the figure. Battle Cat is amazing, and I'm surprised they managed to sell it for only $30 when figures are $20.