You know you love me.
No I don't.
And I'm not sleeping with you next month at C3 either. I'll be on the couch, so don't go getting your hopes all up.
Feel free to have your way with
Jeff, Jared, or Dp though...
Or Slim Jim, above. But you'd have to go to his room for that.
Now go work on that beard we were talking about earlier.
(edit - just making one quick change... Jeff)