JD Fantasy Football 2006

[Dressel Rebel]

My stat tracker is working - but the yahoo pages aren't.

Cool, both are working now.  Stat tracker changed a lot from last year.

[Rob]

So I was just watching a Geico commercial and I realized where your smack talk came from Dressel.

Tell me it's not true.   

[Dressel Rebel]

So I was just watching a Geico commercial and I realized where your smack talk came from Dressel.

Tell me it's not true.   

It's true.  I love that guy.

 

[Dressel Rebel]

The Zods' Marvin Harrison on the Week 1 matchup vs. Dressel's Rebels, just moments after he found out who his opponent was:

"We're playin' the Rebels?!  ****, LaDainian, TO, Torry Holt....oh my God man, we ain't never makin' it out of this game alive!!"

[Rob]

That's the look he made when he realized he was up by 12 touchdowns and all you had left was Vinatieri and his bum leg.   

[Dressel Rebel]

That's the look he made when he realized he was up by 12 touchdowns and all you had left was Vinatieri and his bum leg.   

I'll start Lindell week 1 if it looks like the leg is a problem.  It's his non-kicking leg and he's been practicing all week.  He's also the only kicker on the roster.

That was also a rather poor comeback I might add, you can do much better.  You have!

 

[Rob]

I know I can but it's been a **** of a long day and I was trying to get something in real quick.

And I also know that you're savvy enough to keep an eye on Vinatieri and sit him if his leg is a problem - which it probably isn't.

[Dressel Rebel]

If the Eagles are going to have a good passing attack - Reggie Brown is going to be the guy, not Stallworth. 

At the half Stallworth has 124 yards with a TD.  I benched him in favor of Ahman Green who is slated to play later today, but still and all at the half today my 6 players are beating your 7 players 35-12.

I got you this time.

[Rob]

No doubt.  Just about everything that could have gone wrong for my guys did this week.   Between Tampa going for it on third and 4 from the 6 instead of kicking a FG - keeping your shutout alive... me leaving Jamal Lewis and Kevan Barlow on the bench in favor of Lee Evans and Chris Brown (huge mistakes) and Trent Green getting his head knocked off (spells big trouble for Larry Johnson all year if he doesn't come back), I've had a very bad opening day.


Just shy of 3 TD games from Harrison and Fitzgerald each, you've got this one.

Congrats.

Doesn't help my mood that my favorite team got shut out 27-0 at home either.  At least I'm winning my game in my other league.

[Dressel Rebel]

...you've got this one.

Congrats.

Well, thank you. 

Because of your sportsmanship, I'll hold off on the rest of the tirade I had planned.  Except of course to say, you may want to change your smack talk, it's a bit outdated.

See you again in Week 12.

[Rob]

Smack-talk is fixed.

I'll get you back next time.   

[Dressel Rebel]

Games start in 10 minutes, and I am terrified of Spud's Reggie Bush.

If he flunks, I win.

[Dressel Rebel]

McNabb throwing ot Stallworth is going to bring him back to Superbowl form???  The Eagles are on the downswing...If the Eagles are going to have a good passing attack - Reggie Brown is going to be the guy, not Stallworth. 

 


Like my 7th round pick yet?

[Rob]

Yes. 

[Dressel Rebel]

Week 2

At the completion of the 1:00 games, 4:00's just under way:

Team No Worries 31.25 (Miller, Bell, Jackson, Brown left)
Dressel's Rebels 61.87 (Holt, Owens, Tomlinson, Dillon, Watson left)
Dressel's Rebels defeats the Spud


Fightin' Armadillos 37.72 (Coles, Bell, Parker left)
The Zods 35.01 (Hasselbeck, Fitzgerald, LJ, Brown left)
Too close to call

 
The Famine 26.09 (Burleson, Cotchery, Wilkins left)
Canuckleheads 32.36 (Bledsoe, D-Jack, Bruce, Edge, Jaguars D left)
Morgbug likely wins

 
Nerfherders 43.27 (Walker, Graham, Gore, Elam, Seahawks D left)
The Golden Girls 25.28 (Bulger, Ward, Julius Jones, Kaeding left)
Too close to call


Bushleaguers 52.05 (McCardell, Gonzalez, Bennett, Steelers D left)
SGC Airmen 61.99 (Moss, Gates, Randle El, Broncos D left)
Slugfest, too close to call


The Mathematicians 28.43 (Rod Smith, Cooley, Betts left)
Minnesota Muskies 35.64 (Brady, Boldin, Alexander, Taylor, Witten left)
Scott likely wins