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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #510 on: April 9, 2005, 11:51 PM »
don't you know there ain't no devil, there's just God when he's drunk

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #511 on: April 10, 2005, 12:35 AM »
damn you HMI!  ;D

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« Reply #513 on: April 11, 2005, 12:31 AM »
The Zompist Phrasebook.

In case you find yourself in a foreign country and don't know the native tongue, this guide will come in handy.

I've never thought that 'impotent' means you can't have a good time.
Je pense pas que l'impuissance empêche de prendre du bon temps, n'est-ce pas ?
Nunca pensé que ser impotente significa que uno no puede divertirse.
Ich war nie der Meinung, dass 'impotent' heißt, dass man nicht seinen Spaß haben kann.


Your country has such lovely dirt.
Votre pays a une saleté vraiment charmante.
¡La suciedad de su país es tan agradable!
Euer Land hat so reizenden Schmutz.

I don't suppose there's anything but churches here.
Je suppose qu'ici, il n'y a rien d'autre que des églises.
Supongo que aquí no hay nada, sino iglesias.
Ich geh' mal davon aus, dass es hier außer Kirchen nichts gibt.

I bet those machine guns are fake.
C'est du toc, toutes ces mitrailleuses.
Apuesto a que estas metralletas son falsas.
Ich wette, diese MGs sind Attrappen

Or, in my case...


I know I'm naked, could you just tell me how to get back to the hotel?
Je le sais bien que je suis à poil; je veux simplement savoir comment rentrer à l'hôtel.
Ya se que estoy calato; sólo quiero saber cómo volver al hotel.
Ich weiß, dass ich nackt bin; könnten sie mir vielleicht einfach sagen, wie ich wieder zurück zum Hotel komme?

Good stuff for the internet...
Can we declare this thread officially dead?
Pouvons-nous déclarer que cette discussion est officiellement close ?
Podríamos declarar esta discusión oficialmente muerta?
Können wir diesen Thread offiziell für tod erklären?

I don't know if this is a troll or if you're just stupid.
De deux choses l'une : ou tu fais de la provocation, ou tu es vraiment con.
¿Es ésta una provocación gratuita, o simplemente eres bestia?
Ich weiß nicht, ob das eine Provokation sein soll oder ob Du einfach nur dumm bist.


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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #514 on: April 12, 2005, 01:44 AM »
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #515 on: April 12, 2005, 02:27 AM »
Quite possibly THE MOST biased reviews on the internet.

Dig what they said about some things:

Metallica's Garage Inc.--
"What one brainless music critic called an "exhilarating joyride" is nothing short of audio porn that condones satanism, witchcraft, necrophilia, rape, bestiality and murder."

But, that's what makes it fun. I think this dude forgot that rock n' roll is music to piss your parents off.

Pearl Jam's No Code--
"Should Christian teens invest in No Code? No way! This disc definitely has its problems. Frequent use of the f-word is reason enough to avoid it."

"Though vague, lines on "I'm Open" and "Present Tense" convey dubious philosophies reminiscent of New Age. "

New Age? :o Goof.


And the one thing I can't figure out-- why would a Christian website even THINK about touching a Cannibal Corpse album?
Like, duh.
As if the name "Cannibal Corpse" wasn't enough to send them screaming.


Oh yeah, I gotta throw in a disclaimer-- this is totally meant in a joking, not-putting-someone-or-a-belief-system-down. Good fun is all it is.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #516 on: April 13, 2005, 12:29 AM »
Britney Spears is pregnant.

I don't know whether to file it under "I'm Not Surprised", "Who ******' Cares", or the circular file.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #517 on: April 13, 2005, 03:54 AM »
Do the Schiavo!!

Yes, it's extremely insensitive, but if they're going to put her name all over the newspapers, eventually this was going to happen.






You're still going to hell.

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #518 on: April 13, 2005, 09:01 AM »
Britney Spears is pregnant.

I don't know whether to file it under "I'm Not Surprised", "Who ******' Cares", or the circular file.

I would file it under "Who ******' Cares".  ;)

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #519 on: April 13, 2005, 09:25 AM »
Yeah, so would I. ::)

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #520 on: April 13, 2005, 03:56 PM »
maybe whos the daddy is a better question. I mean she gets around now. ::)
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #521 on: April 14, 2005, 05:37 AM »
A little video of stupid people doing what they do best - being stupid.

May not be safe for work.

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #522 on: April 14, 2005, 07:09 AM »
This one isn't really stupid, but actually pretty impressive (and safe for work).

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #523 on: April 14, 2005, 09:20 AM »
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #524 on: April 14, 2005, 08:08 PM »
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