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Title: Scary things seen at theme parks
Post by: Phrubruh on October 3, 2006, 04:07 PM
I really think Disney needs to enforce a dress code.  :o

(http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h93/sadakomicechat/10-1-06/IMG_4725.jpg)

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What scary things or people have you seen at theme parks?
Title: Re: Scary things seen at theme parks
Post by: Mister Skeezler on October 3, 2006, 04:14 PM
The whole state of Florida is full of scary things like that.  ;)

Come to think of it, we have plenty of that here in NY too.  :-[
Title: Re: Scary things seen at theme parks
Post by: Tracy on October 3, 2006, 04:20 PM
Famine and my husband are going to a NASCAR race next week, I'm sure they will see plenty of scary sites.....
Title: Re: Scary things seen at theme parks
Post by: Angry Ewok on October 3, 2006, 04:24 PM
What's more scary is that you were taking pictures of some other man's wife.

And as for NASCAR... expect alot of free swinging, sagging *******.
Title: Re: Scary things seen at theme parks
Post by: Tracy on October 3, 2006, 04:26 PM

And as for NASCAR... expect alot of free swinging, sagging *******.

On men and women
Title: Re: Scary things seen at theme parks
Post by: JDH1173 on October 3, 2006, 04:28 PM
I'm guessing you won't be seeing any travel pics in the Hotties thread.....
Title: Re: Scary things seen at theme parks
Post by: Phrubruh on October 3, 2006, 04:30 PM
What's more scary is that you were taking pictures of some other man's wife.

That poor man. :(
Title: Re: Scary things seen at theme parks
Post by: MetalJedi on October 3, 2006, 05:34 PM
Doesn't she know that your not supposed to wear white after Labor Day?  ;D
Title: Re: Scary things seen at theme parks
Post by: ruiner on October 3, 2006, 05:47 PM
Somebody should be polite and black box her face.  That's someone's mom you're making **** of.

 :P
Title: Re: Scary things seen at theme parks
Post by: name on October 7, 2006, 12:14 PM
I'm at the beach with my family this week.

The news is no better here.  I don't even know why they make bikinis above a certain size.  Are bikinis just THAT comfortable, that person says "screw appearances...I'm wearing a two piece."
Title: Re: Scary things seen at theme parks
Post by: Rob on October 7, 2006, 12:26 PM
Somebody should be polite and black box her face. 

Are you trying to say she's hideously ugly too?

That's not very nice.   :-X
Title: Re: Scary things seen at theme parks
Post by: Dressel Rebel on October 7, 2006, 03:58 PM
Somebody should be polite and black box her face. 

Are you trying to say she's hideously ugly too?

That's not very nice.   :-X

I didn't take it that way, Ruiner went on to add:

Somebody should be polite and black box her face.  That's someone's mom you're making **** of.

 :P

Really, this picture doesn't fit the thread.  She's a pretty average looking American to me.  There are much much much worse things to see than that.  I guess what I'm saying is, I don't really get it.  I'm sure half of our parents look like that.

Now, having said that, had you posted this, I would have understood:

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Title: Re: Scary things seen at theme parks
Post by: Tracy on October 7, 2006, 06:15 PM
I really think Disney needs to enforce a dress code.  :o

(http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h93/sadakomicechat/10-1-06/IMG_4725.jpg)

(http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h93/sadakomicechat/10-1-06/IMG_4729.jpg)

What scary things or people have you seen at theme parks?


Really, this picture doesn't fit the thread.  She's a pretty average looking American to me.  There are much much much worse things to see than that.  I guess what I'm saying is, I don't really get it.  I'm sure half of our parents look like that.

I didn't think the original post had as much to do with her looks or her build as much as poor fashion sense and fit......
Title: Re: Scary things seen at theme parks
Post by: ruiner on October 7, 2006, 07:20 PM
Somebody should be polite and black box her face. 

Are you trying to say she's hideously ugly too?

That's not very nice.   :-X

No, that's not my point.

If her face were blacked out, then her identity would be secret.  You know, like the innocent people on COPS?

Title: Re: Scary things seen at theme parks
Post by: CaptainAlex on October 7, 2006, 09:15 PM
About 13 years ago I was at Universal Studios in Orlando on vacation with a friend of mine. We were standing on line for the King Kong attraction. It was one of those lines where it snaked back and forth for what seemed like eternity. About 7 or 8 "snake rows" ahead was this really attractive girl in a red sundress. She was slim, long light brown hair and she had the curves in all the right places. So me and my buddy just watched her as the line was quite long and quite dull and not moving too fast. Anyways after 20 minutes of this she does this strech and raises her arms up over her head.

She had more hair under her armpits than me!!!!

The lust ended pretty much right there. And the attraction (King Kong that is) broke just about when it was on turn to board as well.

It wasn't meant to be.
Title: Re: Scary things seen at theme parks
Post by: Scott on October 7, 2006, 11:30 PM

Now, having said that, had you posted this, I would have understood:

(http://image-cache.boostcruising.com/database/readersphotos/files/FC3S20051103232806funnyfile1.jpg)
Nice gunt
Title: Re: Scary things seen at theme parks
Post by: Phrubruh on October 8, 2006, 08:55 PM
You mean that her stomach?!!!  :o
Title: Re: Scary things seen at theme parks
Post by: Dressel Rebel on October 8, 2006, 09:00 PM
You mean that her stomach?!!!  :o

We think so  :o
Title: Re: Scary things seen at theme parks
Post by: JohnH on October 8, 2006, 10:19 PM
Either that or her scrotum.
Title: Re: Scary things seen at theme parks
Post by: JoshEEE on October 9, 2006, 01:13 AM
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She had more hair under her armpits than me!!!!

The lust ended pretty much right there. And the attraction (King Kong that is) broke just about when it was on turn to board as well.


Not sure where you're from, but that's not so uncommon up here in Seattle.  We see that and hairy legs quite a bit in the summer time.  Here and Berkely seem to be the US capitols of hairy women for some reason.  I'm not a fan.

I had a roommate who had that situation going on too.  She was really great looking until she'd get all the way naked.  The first thing you'd notice is that she had legs that were harrier than mine and a "race track" as well.  It's very distracting from the otherwise hotness. 

P.S.  I only know all this because she was a bit of an exhibitionist back then.  These days, I think she's gone a little less "Granola" but since I don't live with her anymore, I'm not sure if that means she's tending the jungle these days or not.   For all of Seattle mankind, I hope so.     ;D
Title: Re: Scary things seen at theme parks
Post by: Angry Ewok on October 9, 2006, 02:12 AM
Landing strip vs. racetrack?
Title: Re: Scary things seen at theme parks
Post by: name on October 9, 2006, 06:15 PM
The first thing you'd notice is that she had legs that were harrier than mine and a "race track" as well. 

Ok....I can't be the only one who needs that explained...
Title: Re: Scary things seen at theme parks
Post by: Famine on October 9, 2006, 07:01 PM
Racetrack, racetrack...perhaps she's hung like a horse?

Kevin
Title: Re: Scary things seen at theme parks
Post by: JoshEEE on October 10, 2006, 01:50 PM

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Landing strip vs. racetrack?


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Ok....I can't be the only one who needs that explained...

Wow, really? No one's heard that? 

A "Landing strip" is when a girl has shaved down to just one small line.

A race track  (also known as a "Happy trail") is the more distinct line of hair that grows from one's pubic region to their belly button. This is normally only found on guys.


She had one of those.  Looked like an upside down tree.
Title: Re: Scary things seen at theme parks
Post by: CaptainAlex on October 10, 2006, 06:42 PM
Well I think for me and my friend we had spent a week in the glorious Florida sun looking at and meeting many attractive girls. The hairy armpit girl was the only one we saw who had that hair thing going on.  I know during my college days once in awhile this was more common.
Title: Re: Scary things seen at theme parks
Post by: tonphanan on October 10, 2006, 07:47 PM


She had one of those.  Looked like an upside down tree.
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I've never seen one before but this comment just brightened up my whole day.
Title: Re: Scary things seen at theme parks
Post by: Artoo on October 21, 2006, 08:45 PM
Anyone notice the roll hanging out of the Gardulla? I laughed & felt like puking. :-X
She should never go out for as long as she lives. (Which probally isn't longer)
I live in Fl so I see scary stuff alot.