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Community => Watto's Junk Yard => Topic started by: Mister Skeezler on September 28, 2004, 03:52 PM
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No, not the smarmy JD staff member / FFURG representative that we all know and love. I'm talking about the pornstar, who's picture I will not post.
I opened my office door after my lunchtime nap, and was bombarded with the stench of cheap perfume. It was then that I noticed two ladies standing out in the hallway and I was introduced to Jessie James (who I wouldn't have recognized if you paid me, which I guess they do). Not one of my slickest moments, I shook the hand of her assistant/manager before realizing that she was the other girl.
Meh...oh well. :-\
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Eh.
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So you officially met her assistant. Guess that's bragging rights of only one degree of separation then, eh? Not bad. Almost there Ed!
Did you at least ask them for some free promotional "items"? 8)
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JJ's in pr0n and he doesn't even tell me? WTF! :P
So why was she in your office, what elicit connections does corporate america have to the porn industry? heheh
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Wait a minute, I thought Jesse James was the dude from Monster Garage?
(In a related event, my grandmother used to tell me that I'm distantly related to the original Jesse James)
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(http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Jesse+James/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=13194k329/*-http%3A//www.fortune.com/fortune/images/fsb/magazine/2003/20030301/jes_jesse_james_139x135.jpg)
(http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Jesse+James/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=11qmjqqjr/*-http%3A//www.facade.com/celebrity/photo/Jesse_James.jpg)
:)
My cohorts...
Actually KBZ, I saw a thing on History Channel... You and about 1 million other people have lineage to Jesse James (the latter photo) hehe... :) It's for some reason a very popular thing. I can safely say I do not, despite the name, but the initial photo'd Jesse James supposedly has the papers to prove he is descendant of the outlaw. Mine's just a combination of my father's fascination with the Biker Life and my grandad's name (Jess McCracken).
The porn star, I have not seen, and oddly I can't get her to come up in searches... I tried. If she had a clothed shot it's fair game to post, but finding one of a porn star in substantial clothing isn't likely, if you can find one at all. :-\
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So you officially met her assistant. Guess that's bragging rights of only one degree of separation then, eh? Not bad. Almost there Ed!
Did you at least ask them for some free promotional "items"? 8)
Oh no, she was there too, its just that I have never seen her in any movies, so I wasn't sure which of the two "ladies" was her. I picked the wrong one.
Corran Horn- I work in the adult industry, so its pretty common. Aurora Snow was here a few weeks ago. I just thought it was funny that this one was named Jesse James. Though its spelled Jessie James.
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Aurora Snow.... :-X
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Aurora Snow.... :-X
Yuck.
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Aurora Snow.... :-X
Yuck.
I agree completely.
The ones I like all live in the Czech Republic...I think there's trees over there that grow beautiful women.
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Aurora Snow.... :-X
Yuck.
I agree completely.
The ones I like all live in the Czech Republic...I think there's trees over there that grow beautiful women.
Ms Zemanova is a testament to that!
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Pavlina?
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D'oh! I was wrong. There is a pornstar named Jessie James, but the one that came here yesterday is actually Jessie Jane (http://www.mrwebreview.com/starlets/jessejane2.jpg). My bad.
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Did she set off the plastic detectors at the door?
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Did she set off the plastic detectors at the door?
Seriously...who ordered the fembot.
I like my girls natural-looking (not natural in a hairy way), with no implants, no plastic surgery, and light makeup.
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(not natural in a hairy way),
ROFLMAO. You really are in the industry if you have to qualify a statement like that :D
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>:(
Call me when Nikki Nova or Little April are in your office.
My number is 1-518-756-6169. I'll be there in 5 minutes, provided you stall them.
Kevin
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Corran Horn- I work in the adult industry, so its pretty common. Aurora Snow was here a few weeks ago. I just thought it was funny that this one was named Jesse James. Though its spelled Jessie James.
Ahh ok well that explains it, have you met any of the real stars of the industry, like Racquel Darrian or Asia Carrera. Them be the real plastic pr0n queens :)
So the spelling is just JJ's way of hiding his identity in the industry right? ;)
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Corran Horn- I work in the adult industry, so its pretty common. Aurora Snow was here a few weeks ago. I just thought it was funny that this one was named Jesse James. Though its spelled Jessie James.
Ahh ok well that explains it, have you met any of the real stars of the industry, like Racquel Darrian or Asia Carrera. Them be the real plastic pr0n queens :)
So the spelling is just JJ's way of hiding his identity in the industry right? ;)
The only one of the real Porn Queens I've met is Sunset Thomas, when she was here promoting the Bunny Ranch. The rest of them are kind of out of the game, and I've only worked at this place for less than 5 years (first job out of college), so I wasn't around when it was big, big business. Now the adult publishing industry is kind of like the Empire in the post ROTJ days...a shadow of its former glory.
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Hey, I made out with Sunset Thomas back when she was in Toronto promoting sumthin’or other ::) . I know, I know- I’m classy like that.
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Yikes! I sure hope it was back in the day, because she's showing the mileage these days. :-X
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Yes, it was some years back, though I doubt mileage would have stopped me- it’s all gray when you turn off the lights.
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D'oh! I was wrong. There is a pornstar named Jessie James, but the one that came here yesterday is actually Jessie Jane (http://www.mrwebreview.com/starlets/jessejane2.jpg). My bad.
I just saw a show on HBO about this guy who photographed a whole ton of Porn Stars with and without clothes and one of them was Jessie Jane, let me say that I am even more repulsed by her after hearing her speak
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Lando works in the pr0n industry? Can he get us a good deal on shrimp?