Just try and Caption This Pic.

[Ben]

"Ben, right? F---er never called me back either."

[Scott]

"PLEASE pull my finger, I ate way too much chili last night"

[Deanpaul]

"That's going to leave a mark."

[Ben]

Rice proves once again who wears the pants in this cabinet.

[Ben]

"Cops:Rwanda" fails miserably in the Nielsens, due to the fact that everyone in Rwanda owns a gun and wears a f---ing uniform.

[Ben]

Arafat pauses in disappointment after his aide tells him they've run out of Twinkies. Earlier, Arafat was told a tank had run over his copy of "The White Album", so you can imagine, it was a pretty s---ty day for Palestinians everywhere.

[Famine]

"Did I not just see you over there?"

Kevin

[Ben]

"No, but you see, the parrot, it was already dead! And he... he hit it on the counter! Fabulous!"

[Scott]

Lets go down to the tavern and have some apple cider!

[Jedi Idej]

"now what you hear is not a test--i'm rappin to the beat
and me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet ...

[Ben]

"I didn't mean to shoot the son of a bitch, the gun just went off."

[Ben]

Akbar Ahmud winces at discovering photos did exist of that hot summer night in Abu Ghraib. Not only that, but they're all over the f---ing internet now.

[Ben]

"Mr. Secretary, it clearly says here, 'left foot yellow'. Now, if you'd like to build a time machine and travel back to whoever invented the primary color system, be my guest. But until then, kindly place your goddamned left foot on the yellow circle before we get the Senate to disqualify your ass."

[Scott]

Wanna suck my boobie?

[Scott]

Michael Jackson's Plastic Surgeon had a bit too much to drink last night