Check out Dale's Early Bird set written by some unknown stud of a reviewer

http://www.jedidefender.com/kubricks.php

I had a eerily simlar biking accident to the groin.  While going over a jump my handlebars twisted and I flipped and landed square on one of the grips.  The grip had come off and exposed metal was all that was there and it landed square in my groinular region.  Not sure if I hit the jewels or not but my mom was pretty worried cause I remember going to the doctor...I think all I got was a huge bruise

With most of the server issues resolved (fingers crossed I'm gonna unsticky this)  

I drive a 1996 Ford Mustand, 5 Speed V6.  Probably not for long since my wife deemed it not a "family" car and gave me an "ultimatum" to get a "family" car  She went in the ditch this winter (the thing handles like hell in the snow) And refuses to drive it anymore.  Since I can't fit a car seat in it I am inclined to agree with her sadly.  I bought it the day after I got my job, so it has been with me for 6 great years.  Days like yesterday where it is 90 degrees and I can roll down the windows and crank Pearl Jam on the stereo...bliss baby

I'm thinking about picking up a Taurus...I have all summer to look though

My wife drives a Saturn SL2 which is the official day care mobile 2 days a week.  It is a nice car and probably what I will have to drive after we get rid of my baby

For some reason I think i had one of these puppies too, I am almost positive I had a vinyl caped Jawa as well.  I know I lost Luke in a freak lawn mowing accident.  The Jawa may have been let go in a garage sale

Dude, we hit 90 yesterday, to top that off, there is snow in the forecast for Thursday night

I am also envisioning a match between Dale and Brent, two aging Canuckleheads past their fighting prime squaring off for the International Belt.  I see there is no love lost betwixt them and being older they are crankier.  Brent might go She Hulk on Dale though and grow some pretty large green...um