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Community => Watto's Junk Yard => Topic started by: JediMAC on January 27, 2004, 06:05 PM
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I got this several years ago, but it kills me every time I re-read it, so I thought I'd pass it along to my JD comrades here for a good laugh, as well as some much needed pooping analysis and understanding, I'm sure. Read on at your own risk though. Poop subject matter galore follows... ;)
SUBJECT: 1999 SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR TAKING A DUMP AT WORK
We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back
in our cubicles and suddenly felt something a brew down below. As much
as we try to convince ourselves, the WORK POOP is inevitable.
For those of you who hate pooping at work as much as I do, I give you
the...........
1999 Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work.
Memorize these definitions and pooping at work will become a pure
pleasure.
ESCAPEE
Definition: A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal
or forcing poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden
wave of panic/embarrassment. This is similar to the hot flash you
receive when passing an unseen police car and speeding. If you
release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not
happen. If you are standing next to the farter at the urinal, pretend
that you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee, it is uncomfortable
for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel
uneasy.
JAILBREAK (Used in conjunction with escapee)
Definition: When forcing poop, several farts slip out at a machine
guns pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover.
If this should happen do not panic, remain in the stall until everyone
has left the bathroom so to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just
occurred.
COURTESY FLUSH
Definition: The act of flushing the toilet the instant the nose cone
of the poop log hits the water and the poop is whisked away to an
undisclosed location. This reduces the amount of air time the poop
has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught
doing the WALK OF SHAME.
WALK OF SHAME
Definition: Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after
you have just stunk-up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable
moment if someone walks in. As with all farts, it is
best to pretend that the smell does not exist.
OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER
Definition: A colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it.
You will often see an Out of the Closet Pooper enter the bathroom
with a newspaper or magazine under their arm. Always look around the
office for the Out of the Closet pooper before entering the bathroom.
THE POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK (PFN)
Definition: A group of coworkers who band together to ensure
emergency pooping goes off without incident. This group can help you
to monitor the whereabouts of OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPERS and identify
SAFE HAVENS.
SAFE HAVEN
Definition: A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you
can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the
opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex
entering the bathroom.
TURD BURGLAR
Definition: A pooper who does not realize that you are in the
stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most
shocking and vulnerable moments that occur when taking a dump at
work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the TURD BURG leaves.
This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.
CAMO-COUGH
Definition: A phony cough which alerts all new entrants into the
bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a
WATERMELON or to alert potential TURD BURGLARS. Very effective when
used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.
ASTAIRE
Definition: A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential TURD
BURGLARS that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt
that the stall is occupied. If you hear an ASTAIRE, leave the bathroom
immediately so the pooper can poop in peace.
WATERMELON
Definition: A turd that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet
water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a WATERMELON
coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.
HAVANA OMELET
Definition: A load of diarrhea that creates a series of loud
splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an escapee. Try
using a CAMO-COUGH with an ASTAIRE.
UNCLE TED
Definition: A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever.
Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting
on the pot. An UNCLE TED makes it difficult to relax while
on the crapper, as you should always wait to drop your load when
the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other
bathroom attendees.
FLY BY
Definition: The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping.
Walk in, check for other poopers. If there are others in the
bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a
FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you
constantly going into the bathroom.
CRACK WHORE
Definition: A crapper that has seen more ass than a Greyhound
Bus. Tell tale signs of a CRACK WHORE include pubes, piss stains and
$h!t streaks. Avoid CRACK WHORES at all cost. Try finding out when
the janitor cleans each particular bathroom. Don't forget, a CRACK
WHORE can become a SAFE HAVEN.
So, what kind of crapper are you? As for me, well, many of my friends call me $h!t Break, after the character in American Pie - so that should give you a pretty good hint as to my crapping habits! :P
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lol
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Oh good god....
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The same applies for living in a dormitory with public/floor/shared restrooms.
When I lived in the dorms, I would not take a dump unless the bathroom was empty. There is nothing worse than having someone come in, mid dump and also start taking a dump. Poor dumping etiquette.
I try to avoid using a public restroom at all costs, unless my colon is about to explode. I'll hold it for ten hours if needbe.
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LOL
Try working on location on a film set: there is only one bathroom, the dreaded "honey-wagon". Sometimes only 1 stall for 50+ people, including big fat transport drivers who spend their days eating bacon and fast-food in their minivans.
And it's impossible to avoid the work-dump: the days are usually 12 hours or more long.
The horror, the horror :o
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Try being in the military and having a row of crappers with no dividers. Or try taking a dump while out on patrol and making sure someone pays attention so you aren't left behind. ;D
Anyway thanks Matt I needed a good laugh
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I've read the word 'poop' so many times in this thread that the word has lost all meaning.
Still, I needed a good laugh, and this supplied it. ;D
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Its funny cause its true.
I have my own safe haven at work and its gold, baby!
And Matt, its sh!t brick, not break
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Well, one cool thing about taking a crap here in college is that every stall on campus is decorated from top to bottom with random graffiti and comments. I guess people who have to sit there a while have nothing better to do except write notes to one another. ;D
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Our office is small, the crapper is right near the bosses desk, woe to him the night after beer and nachos :-*
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I got that in an e-mail from a friend a year or two ago, and keep it around just for a good laugh every once in awhile. As sad as it is, I find it funny each and every time :). Thanks for posting it!
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And Matt, its sh!t brick, not break
I don't think so Mikey... I'm pretty sure that character's nickname is $h!tbreak, as in he's got to take a break (elsewhere) to take a $h!t. Granted, he may $h!t a brick while he's on his $h!tbreak, but that's a different story.
Maybe some one else can chime in with what they think it is...
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Although it has been awhile since I have watched American Pie, I'm almost positive it is break...at least that is what we've always thought/said it was.
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Really? I always heard brick. I'll have to check again tonight.
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google searches seem to favor break over brick, I always though brick too...
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Just think about the context in which it's used in the movie and to describe him.
i.e. "Potty break"
"Brick" really doesn't describe the fact that he has to leave campus to run all the way home to do his business... ;)
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Just think about the context in which it's used in the movie and to describe him.
i.e. "Potty break"
"Brick" really doesn't describe the fact that he has to leave campus to run all the way home to do his business... ;)
I always thought sh!t brick would be something Stiffler would call some one, kind of like ass clown, f*ck face, etc. And how would Stiffler know Finch's bathroom habits? Its not like they were best friends, just casual acquaintances.
But saying sh!t brick and sh!t break aloud back to back, they really sound very similar, so I could be wrong.
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And how would Stiffler know Finch's bathroom habits? Its not like they were best friends, just casual acquaintances.
I think the point is, that everyone at their school knows Finch's crapping habits, and the fact that he has to always run all the way home to take a dump is most amusing to all his friends and classmates, and thus the nickname. That's my take on it anyway...
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As for me, well, many of my friends call me $h!t Break, after the character in American Pie - so that should give you a pretty good hint as to my crapping habits! :P
So apparently the In N Out burger I ate for lunch today REALLY didn't agree with me, so I was therefore left with two terrifying options:
1) Ruin my nice pair of Dockers, underwear, office chair, and possibly (probably) carpet, or...
2) Use the men's restroom here at the office for only the second time in over 6 years.
After serious deliberation with myself, I thought walking out of the office with my pants annihilated in brown mush was the worse of the two evils, so I chose the latter, and hesitantly hit the can.
The coast was clear, and after about 20 minutes of prep time with the toilet (which looked surprisingly clean), I went with the HAVANA OMELETTE. I did an immediate COURTESY FLUSH, before being rudely intruded upon by an UNCLE TED. I quickly alerted him to my presence with an ASTAIRE, and after what seemed like an hour, he finally left and spared me the complete embarrassment of the WALK OF SHAME. I definitely need to develop my PFN though, if I plan on doing this any further in the future... :-\
God, I feel so violated. I need to go home and take a serious shower. :'(
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Next up:
Tips and Techniques: Constructing the paper nest for the toilet seat and YOU - strategies and pitfalls.
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Terrible, terrible experience. And it isn't even over yet.
I'm spending the week with my girlfriend in her appartment - she shares the place with 2 other girls... 3 girls, 1 guy, and only one shower and bathroom... Already a problem existed before I was stricken with the 'squirts'... Ah yes, my sweet girlfriend thought it'd be nice to get me a coffee or something, but the side effects of that creamy drink and my milk-intolerance have been rather bad. I break this story down into parts...
First :
My girlfriend and one of the roomies had been out to take exams, meanwhile me and another roomie were minding our own business doing our own thing in our own rooms. I go to take a shower, and as I step out fresh-fully-clean I realize that the puffy soap thingy I used is identical to the another one that was beside it. One of them doesn't belong to me, but instead it belongs to one of the roomies. Have I just used one of the roomies soap thingies? What do I do?
Second :
Here's what I did - Absolutely nothing, as I then realize I've forgotten my towel and have to make a run for the bedroom while I've still got the chance.
Third :
As I dry off in the bedroom and take a breath while getting dressed, I realize my tummy doesn't feel good. I then make a mad dash to the restroom... For about 5 minutes, I had quite a time trying to keep the noise down. Did it work? Of course not, I'm sure everyone in the world heard my 'situation'... so I just let go and tried to finish quick.
Fourth :
I'm done for the time being, so I flush and make a mad dash to the bedroom... Moments later I hear the roomie head out of her bedroom and into the shower... She passes the bathroom... I hold my breath, "I didn't make a stink, I hope!", she enters the shower, "Oh god, I bet I used her soapy-thingy..." But nothing happened. No yells, no giggles... Nothing.
So now we wait.
I have to go potty again, very soon... and another roomie has arrived... "I'm doomed!" I murmer to myself, "I better go to JediDefender.com and make my humiliation a tad more public."
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Terrible, terrible experience. And it isn't even over yet.
I'm spending the week with my girlfriend in her appartment - she shares the place with 2 other girls... 3 girls, 1 guy, and only one shower and bathroom... Already a problem existed before I was stricken with the 'squirts'... Ah yes, my sweet girlfriend thought it'd be nice to get me a coffee or something, but the side effects of that creamy drink and my milk-intolerance have been rather bad. I break this story down into parts...
First :
My girlfriend and one of the roomies had been out to take exams, meanwhile me and another roomie were minding our own business doing our own thing in our own rooms. I go to take a shower, and as I step out fresh-fully-clean I realize that the puffy soap thingy I used is identical to the another one that was beside it. One of them doesn't belong to me, but instead it belongs to one of the roomies. Have I just used one of the roomies soap thingies? What do I do?
Second :
Here's what I did - Absolutely nothing, as I then realize I've forgotten my towel and have to make a run for the bedroom while I've still got the chance.
Third :
As I dry off in the bedroom and take a breath while getting dressed, I realize my tummy doesn't feel good. I then make a mad dash to the restroom... For about 5 minutes, I had quite a time trying to keep the noise down. Did it work? Of course not, I'm sure everyone in the world heard my 'situation'... so I just let go and tried to finish quick.
Fourth :
I'm done for the time being, so I flush and make a mad dash to the bedroom... Moments later I hear the roomie head out of her bedroom and into the shower... She passes the bathroom... I hold my breath, "I didn't make a stink, I hope!", she enters the shower, "Oh god, I bet I used her soapy-thingy..." But nothing happened. No yells, no giggles... Nothing.
So now we wait.
I have to go potty again, very soon... and another roomie has arrived... "I'm doomed!" I murmer to myself, "I better go to JediDefender.com and make my humiliation a tad more public."
This is absolutely classic! Sorry Brad but this made my day! ;D
Now if you don't mind, I have to trot along. No really, its something I ate last night! :-\
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I'm still waiting patiently for a good idea of what to do. I think I'll probably end up running back into the bathroom for Round 2... I was kind of hoping my girlfriend would get home so I could get some sort of sympathy (and I don't know where she hides the medicine... it's definately time for some Pepto).
:-[
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My question...why you have a "puffy soap thingy"
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Allow me to clarify - the puffy thingy isn't mine, it's my girlfriend's. She told me that 'It's the blue one'... leading me to believe it'd be the only blue one. It isn't.
Now she's here laughing at me. :(
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My question...why you have a "puffy soap thingy"
Beat me to it. >:(
Good luck with squirts volume 2, loofah princess! It could be worse - you should try taking a dump after having your appendix yanked out... :-\
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Oh God Matt, I forgot about that...for those not in the know, all of your muscles down there seem to be directly connected to where they cut you. Add to that some general soreness internally and being on narcotics for pain relief. I feel for you
Princess Loofah, try some Immodium
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Man, this sounds like a TV sitcom! :D
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Now she's here laughing at me. :(
As are the rest of us. Sure, it's not yours, Princess Loofah! :-*
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... Moments later I hear the roomie head out of her bedroom and into the shower... She passes the bathroom... I hold my breath, "I didn't make a stink, I hope!"
I offer, for your consideration, a sniglet I created while in the Narrows District at Zion's National Park 2 years ago...
These are narrow sandstone corridors formed by water erosion over time. One often needs to walk single file for hundreds of yards in spaces less than 5 feet across... And since it's an extended hike across 20+ miles of active and dry river beds it can take days to pass through. And chances are good that on a hike such as that, someone in the group has consumed an unhealthy portion of beef jerkey, dehydrated meals (lot's o' beans in thar') and granola.
The result is ominous for the affected individual, worse for those who follow behind.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you snifflash.
Snifflash: the motion of violently moving ones head backward and away from any offending negative smell, usually fart or feces. Often accompanied a feeling of slow motion, as if time stopped and one were stuck in the smell for an extended period of time. Occasionally results in a stiff neck or lasting facial grimace.
Snifflash, use the term appropriately.
Brad, did the roomie suffer any lasting snifflash when she entered the bathroom and discovered from the odor what you had been up to?
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Any updates Princess Loofah???
LOOFAH
Don't talk that way. You have a power I--I don't understand and could never have.
LOOFAH'S BROTHER
You're wrong, Loofah. You have that power too. In time you'll learn to use it as I have. The Farts are strong in my family. My father has it...I have it...and...my sister has it.
Yes. It's you Loofah.
LOOFAH
I know. Somehow...I've always known.
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I think he ran away with that puffy soap thingy! ;D
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Update : I'm okay now.
Apparently it wasn't 'just me', because my girlfriend got sick a few seconds after laughing at me. >:( I wish the squirts on all of you who laugh at me!
And the damn puffy thingy isn't mine!
>:(
This thread will be locked!!!!
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I wish the squirts on all of you who laugh at me!
I have never been more happy to have the squirts than I was this morning, since I didn't go during my 3+ days in the hospital. :o It was the most relieving, beautiful, and painless thing I've ever experienced! 'Cause let me tell you - taking a real crap (or coughing, sneezing, laughing, etc.) right after an appendectomy hurts like a freakin' beeotch! Thank God for the squirts. And a whole lotta them, at that. 8)
If your wishing them on me is to blame, then I profusely thank you Brad. You may have just saved my life bud... :-*
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Glad everything came out OK for ya Matt! ;D
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Brad...
We all appreciate your hard work as the JD Graphics dude and so the guys and me all chipped in some money to get you a present to reward your dedication to the site
Click Here To See It!!! (http://www.themccallions.com/pregnancy/archives/bathstuff.jpg)
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Brad...
We all appreciate your hard work as the JD Graphics dude and so the guys and me all chipped in some money to get you a present to reward your dedication to the site
Click Here To See It!!! (http://www.themccallions.com/pregnancy/archives/bathstuff.jpg)
"Fizz" being the operative word there, right Scott?
Brad, please read the instructions and remember that "Cotton Candy Fizz" is for external use only. I don't want to read something from you about a "mishap" with this product that will return to my memory the next time I'm at the ballpark and someone yells "cotton candy heeeeeee-aaaaah".
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Fizz, his "own" puffy soap thingy, cotton candy. It's just the gift that keeps on giving
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Brad...
We all appreciate your hard work as the JD Graphics dude and so the guys and me all chipped in some money to get you a present to reward your dedication to the site
Click Here To See It!!! (http://www.themccallions.com/pregnancy/archives/bathstuff.jpg)
I didn't even get a Thank You :'(
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I didn't even get a Thank You :'(
He's ungreatful. >:(
Kevin
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I didn't even get a Thank You :'(
He's ungreatful. >:(
Kevin
Maybe he's "occupied".
Brad? How you doin' bro?
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Is loofah-ing a verb? Just wondering. :-*
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I've decided to cross Brad off of my Christmas list, he's an ungrateful bitch :'(
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You know, I visit this site every once in awhile, and from time to time I've seen this thread. I don't know why, but I've never read it until today.
This is just a lot more information about crapping and crap in general than I thought I might ever need.
Since I don't feel like discussing my own doody habits online just now, I think I'll contribute to this thread by announcing that I too am under the impression that it is indeed: "Sh!t Break" or "Breaks" in American Pie.
I heard "Sh!t Brick" the first time too, but upon watching the movie a few more times on cable, I discovered that Stiffler was indeed referring to the fact that he has to go home and take a break to do that......and that his ultimate revenge involves denying him the time to take that break.
"Brick" just didn't make sense after that.
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I've decided to cross Brad off of my Christmas list, he's an ungrateful ***** :'(
Ooops. Sorry guys, after posting about my situation I wasn't able to get online for the week, I was helping my girlfriend move out of her appartment and didn't have time to come back online to update yall.
My stomache was pretty bad for that entire day, but after taking a lot of Imodium (can't spell today) my upset stomache died down a bit. The funny thing is that the room mate never said anything about her puffy thing being used - I guess it dried off before she took a shower. :-\
Anywho, glad you finally read this thread, Josh - it's very important that we unite here...
Scott - Please un-scratch me from your Christmas list. :'(
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Ooops. Sorry guys, after posting about my situation I wasn't able to get online for the week, I was helping my girlfriend move out of her appartment and didn't have time to come back online to update yall.
:'(
They made your girlfrind move out because of what you did to their bathroom? Tough crowd! Harsh!
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>:(
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>:(
Are you frowning at me, or are you trying to "work something out"? :-*
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Because I care about your health:
http://webcenter.health.webmd.netscape.com/content/article/13/1674_52647.htm?DEST=WebMD_contentSRC_nsmain (http://webcenter.health.webmd.netscape.com/content/article/13/1674_52647.htm?DEST=WebMD_contentSRC_nsmain)
Read, weep, and follow the directions.
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Addendum:
Studies show that in bathrooms containing multiple stalls, the stalls closest to the sinks and door are the least used, while the stalls furthest away are the most used. So it may wise to choose those that have seen the least amount of action.
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UNCLE TED
Definition: A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever.
Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting
on the pot. An UNCLE TED makes it difficult to relax while
on the crapper, as you should always wait to drop your load when
the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other
bathroom attendees.
We have a variation on an Uncle Ted at work. The variation on it is even worse, in a way. This guy doesn't hang out in the bathroom. No, he makes it even worse by hanging around for WAY too long in the locker room for our gym. CREEPY.
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Thought it'd be a good time to bump this oldie but goodie back up... :P
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Holy ****, I've got some serious reading to do here. ;D
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That is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time! ;D Absolutely priceless!
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Ok you guys have nothing to complain about, nothing at all. You don't have women in your bathrooms taking like an hour to put on make up while you are in there just sweatin it out trying to hold it in until they leave!!!! :o
Oh and is there a name for the people that decide to start a friggin conversation in the bathroom?? WTF is that all about????
Oh and is there a name for those people that make cell phone calls in the bathroom??? Again while someone is in the stall
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Ok you guys have nothing to complain about, nothing at all. You don't have women in your bathrooms taking like an hour to put on make up while you are in there just sweatin it out trying to hold it in until they leave!!!! :o
Oh and is there a name for the people that decide to start a friggin conversation in the bathroom?? WTF is that all about????
Oh and is there a name for those people that make cell phone calls in the bathroom??? Again while someone is in the stall
Collectivley, I like to call these people "********" just because, well, thats what they are. I hate when people try to talk to me when I'm in the John.
Kevin
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Oh and is there a name for the people that decide to start a friggin conversation in the bathroom?? WTF is that all about????
Oh and is there a name for those people that make cell phone calls in the bathroom??? Again while someone is in the stall
That is so annoying and incredibly akward! Why would you talk to someone on the phone on the toilet? What is you had an escapee or Watermelon? The person on the other end should have to hear you poop.
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Nope. Not here, thanks! - M :-*
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Thanks JMac!!!! Right back at ya! :-*
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Oh and is there a name for the people that decide to start a friggin conversation in the bathroom?? WTF is that all about????
Makes me feel awkward.
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This is a good guide. Very funny.
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Thought it'd be a good time to bump this oldie but goodie back up... :P
I remember this. It's a great guide...I was at Target a few weeks ago and remember thinking "What's this Uncle Ted still doing here?" :)
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Any new interesting scatalogical stories anyone would like to share?
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Any new interesting scatalogical stories anyone would like to share?
Thats just not right. ;D
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What's so just not right about it?
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That was funny!!!
but no mention of the smell when you first walk in. Bleh!!! :-X
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Funny. . .I just returned from a workplace poo.
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What's so just not right about it?
"Scatalogical" was used as a pun for a particular fetish. A groan-inducing pun...
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That was funny!!!
but no mention of the smell when you first walk in. Bleh!!! :-X
I coined a sniglet for that.
"Whifflash" n.
An injury to the cervical spine caused by an abrupt jerking motion of the head, either backward or sideways as a reaction to smelling an offensive odor.
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That was funny!!!
but no mention of the smell when you first walk in. Bleh!!! :-X
I coined a sniglet for that.
"Whifflash" n.
An injury to the cervical spine caused by an abrupt jerking motion of the head, either backward or sideways as a reaction to smelling an offensive odor.
HAHHAHAHAHA That's funny. I have the upper hand in the workplace dumping as i'm usually working with all women. A potty all to my own though I seldom go at work. My body has trained itself and I usually don't get the urge til i'm right around the corner from home. Then its right in the house and straight to the can. Never fails... ;D
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"Whifflash" n.
An injury to the cervical spine caused by an abrupt jerking motion of the head, either backward or sideways as a reaction to smelling an offensive odor.
Does Worker's Compensation / Employment Insurance cover that?
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What's so just not right about it?
"Scatalogical" was used as a pun for a particular fetish. A groan-inducing pun...
That's why it wasn't right. ;D
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Call me daft, but I still don't get it. Is "scatalogical" not the proper term for discussing things of this nature? You know, pooping, farting, peeing, puking, and "steamers" (wink, wink)?
I just don't see the punny. You guys are going to have to help me through this one.
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Call me daft, but I still don't get it. Is "scatalogical" not the proper term for discussing things of this nature? You know, pooping, farting, peeing, puking, and "steamers" (wink, wink)?
I just don't see the punny. You guys are going to have to help me through this one.
Read here (http://encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com/Scat+fetish)
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Ah.
Coprophilia, also known as fecophilia, is a paraphilia consisting of the condition of feeling sexual excitement focused on feces, sometimes in conjunction with infantilism.
Alternative terms include scat fetishism, japscat and scat play, which share a root with the scientific and literary term scatology.
I think I'm beginning to understand. I'm familiar with the term "fecophilia," (very familiar) but I've just never associated "scat" with anything else besides this guy:
(http://www.daklar.com/images/Guest%20Stars/ScatmanCs202.JPG)
What can I say, I'm a little slow on the uptake.
Thanks, Ryan.
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Anyone up for a game of Scatergories? (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00000IWEP/sr=1-1/qid=1138339284/ref=pd_bbs_1/002-9721590-5046456?%5Fencoding=UTF8&v=glance)
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No thanks, Deanpaul. I'm pooped.
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I think the first time I heard it was on the Stern show, and even he didn't know what it was, so don't feel bad. I guess we're just not supposed to know these things yet somehow we find them out...
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Yeah, that makes me feel a little better. I've been familiar with the term "scatalogical" for a long time, and typically have an aversion to discussing such (fecal) matters, despite recent events. I've just not heard the root of the word used to describe the various proclivities and fetishes and what have you.
And in my research last night, I also discovered I've been spelling the word incorrectly all this time. It's "scat O logical," not "scat A logical." And to me, that's just as em-bareASS-ing as anything else.
Thanks, Jesse.
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This is classic.
BTW my favorite Scat...
(http://www.s-t.com/daily/06-99/06-06-99/torme.jpg)
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I'm a bit dismayed to (donkey) punch "scat" into UrbanDictionary.com (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=scat&r=f) and find that the majority of the entries have to do with the topic of this thread. The Velvet Fog would be rolling in his grave.
Scoodely-boo, scoodely-boo, scoodely-boodely-boodely-boo.
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If someone photoshopped actual slang scat with that image I posted, I'd die laughing after a bout of projectile vomiting.
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Yeah, and maybe change "scoodely-boo" to "scoodely-poo." Or "doo," if you prefer.
Let's bring these two homophones together. Blur the lines even more.
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I'm truly hoping Rob doesn't have the time.
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I guess we're just not supposed to know these things yet somehow we find them out...
And that's the really amazing thing about these way out there fetishes. . .not only did somebody somewhere think it might be really hot have a hooker **** on his face, or to **** a plush racoon, or whatever, but then they had to run out and tell a friend "hey. . you know what really does it for me??"
There is also a difference in Corprophilia, which is centered around a sexual fetish, and Scatplay which is more about doing something shameful or taboo. . .along the lines of cutting oneself. Working in college residence life, I've seen at least one case of scatplay come up every year and a half or so. It's really very sad. .. a compulsion to play with poo as some sort of self loathing act.
Scat, though, is a perfectly appropriate synonym for feces. Mainly used to describe droppings of wild animals . .. bear scat, deer scat, etc.
And finally. . this is by far my favorite Urbandictionary entry on the topic:
5. scat - turding all over a lovers head