"Supervised by director Steven Spielberg and renowned sound designer Ben Burtt, Raiders of the Lost Ark has been meticulously restored with careful attention to preserving the original look, sound and feel of the iconic film. The original negative was first scanned at 4K and then examined frame-by-frame so that any damage could be repaired. The sound design was similarly preserved using Burtt's original master mix, which had been archived and unused since 1981. New stereo surrounds were created using the original music tracks and original effects recorded in stereo but used previously only in mono. In addition, the sub bass was redone entirely up to modern specifications and care was taken to improve dialogue and correct small technical flaws to create the most complete and highest quality version of the sound possible while retaining the director's vision. The result is an impeccable digital restoration that celebrates the film and its place in cinematic history."

SEVEN HUNDRED HOBO NAMES

(This being the twenty-first of seventy installments.)

201.  Extra-Skin Dave
202.  Beanbag-Chair Bill
203.  Grant Sharpnails, the Scratcher
204.  Tommy Lice-Comb
205.  "Medicated Shampoo" Jonah Jump
206.  General Woundwort, the Giant Rabbit
207.  Genius L. Cravat, the Gentleman
208.  Giant Bat Wings Roland
209.  Nick Nolte
210.  Salty Salty Friday

No Donna Summer update?

Disco-hating dickheads.

I was masturbating to Kate Upton before it was cool to masturbate to Kate Upton.

<--The Masturbating Hipster

You can come in at any point in Head and go WTF???!!! Its basically a series of skits with no relation to one another. Its kind of like the one the Beetles made around the same time.

Well, they were a major influence on The Beatles.

Star Wars Kinect has been pushed to 2012.

Kinect Star Wars Bundle & Game being released April 3rd

$450 for the bundle.  Yeowch.  Hopefully they'll release that controller separately.

And if you ever wanted to dance with the Dark Lord, the game now includes a super-sweet dance mode:

· New Galactic Dance Off mode loaded with Star Wars-themed pop tunes where those still honing their Jedi skills can take a break to battle Darth Vader on the dance floor or bust a move “Solo style.”

Google News doesn't mention anything.  Sure it's not one of those Norm MacDonald fake stories?

Sir, I would never knowingly post false news of a celebrity dying.

No, it's Depeche Mode.  And yes, they all died in a plane crash in the Alps last night.