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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Rebelscum
« on: January 22, 2006, 03:23 PM »
Hey guys!
Sorry I haven't been around to answer your calls. I've had more interesting things to do now that I'm not in the most uneventful city and state in the country (OKC, OK - Burchall you can have it back!
)
Lucky for you all, between moving and gearing up for my second child, finding a new school to attend and a new job, I won't have time to put my balls on your chin as much anymore. Sorry. So I'll try to make this short and sweet as to not make you endure the pain of farewells for too long.
Zod - show the rest of the picture in your avatar, you know the part where you're trying to fit my pud into your mouth, but it's much too long and girthy and it's making you gag
Skyhoucker - I figured I'd go out on a limb, be the bigger man, but it seems you, just like your fearless leader here, aren't mature enough to just let things go. Posting here was also a huge display of your ability to handle a grown-up situation.
and besides MAC, none of the rest of you have any reason to talk **** to me other than to be a part of the queue like the rest of the lemmings.
A few more things of note. I know you will say and think what you want, but I'm going to be totally honest here to clear up the truth about some things and what you choose to do with it is up to you. If you'd rather post gross exaggerations for ***** and giggles than have at it, but knowing the truth you'll just be a ******* moron if you do.
C3 - Yup, had a few drinks, and coincedentally I got very ill the same night. I was breathalyzed (sp?) by the EMTs and I blew only a .07, which is a very obvious indicator that I was not even drunk, much less had alcohol poisoning. I was taken to the emergency room and rehydrated, and was told that I was sick because of dehydration caused by the flu. I went home, not because I was sick, but because I missed the 2 most important things I came for - opening ceremonies and the GL thing. So given the letdown of that, the fact that I'd seen everything else there was to see the first day, I decided to save my money and head home. I didn't really fit in with the crowd at the convention center anyways.
The marriage thread - once again, I understand that this would be great fun for you all to twist and laugh about, but try to be mature and not so self-loathing that you wish I was down on your level. There is a very MASSIVE difference between losing the spark in a relationship, and being cautious to PREVENT the spark from ever going out. I have not, nor do I currently have marital problems, and if I did I seriously would not post them on a SW internet message board. Just like Philip said, you all need to get a life. Perhaps if you had been with a woman for more than 5 minutes, much less 5 years, you'd know what I was talking about.
Air Force - I am indeed an AF vet, and regardless of whether or not I am collecting a considerable disability pension and a 100% paid scholarship to the college of my choice, I signed up and offered my life to serve my country, which takes more balls than any of you have, minus the one or 2 of you that may have, but none of you seem to be here bashing me anyways. And I don't feel the least bit bad about it. I enlisted in the AF at 18 for a career to support my wife and kids, but I was robbed of that opportunity with a medical discharge 2 years later, and now the AF/ Veterans' Affairs are making sure I still get that opportunity.
That said, have fun, happy trails, and **** off.
Love always
Matt
Sorry I haven't been around to answer your calls. I've had more interesting things to do now that I'm not in the most uneventful city and state in the country (OKC, OK - Burchall you can have it back!
)Lucky for you all, between moving and gearing up for my second child, finding a new school to attend and a new job, I won't have time to put my balls on your chin as much anymore. Sorry. So I'll try to make this short and sweet as to not make you endure the pain of farewells for too long.
Zod - show the rest of the picture in your avatar, you know the part where you're trying to fit my pud into your mouth, but it's much too long and girthy and it's making you gag
Skyhoucker - I figured I'd go out on a limb, be the bigger man, but it seems you, just like your fearless leader here, aren't mature enough to just let things go. Posting here was also a huge display of your ability to handle a grown-up situation.
and besides MAC, none of the rest of you have any reason to talk **** to me other than to be a part of the queue like the rest of the lemmings.
A few more things of note. I know you will say and think what you want, but I'm going to be totally honest here to clear up the truth about some things and what you choose to do with it is up to you. If you'd rather post gross exaggerations for ***** and giggles than have at it, but knowing the truth you'll just be a ******* moron if you do.
C3 - Yup, had a few drinks, and coincedentally I got very ill the same night. I was breathalyzed (sp?) by the EMTs and I blew only a .07, which is a very obvious indicator that I was not even drunk, much less had alcohol poisoning. I was taken to the emergency room and rehydrated, and was told that I was sick because of dehydration caused by the flu. I went home, not because I was sick, but because I missed the 2 most important things I came for - opening ceremonies and the GL thing. So given the letdown of that, the fact that I'd seen everything else there was to see the first day, I decided to save my money and head home. I didn't really fit in with the crowd at the convention center anyways.
The marriage thread - once again, I understand that this would be great fun for you all to twist and laugh about, but try to be mature and not so self-loathing that you wish I was down on your level. There is a very MASSIVE difference between losing the spark in a relationship, and being cautious to PREVENT the spark from ever going out. I have not, nor do I currently have marital problems, and if I did I seriously would not post them on a SW internet message board. Just like Philip said, you all need to get a life. Perhaps if you had been with a woman for more than 5 minutes, much less 5 years, you'd know what I was talking about.
Air Force - I am indeed an AF vet, and regardless of whether or not I am collecting a considerable disability pension and a 100% paid scholarship to the college of my choice, I signed up and offered my life to serve my country, which takes more balls than any of you have, minus the one or 2 of you that may have, but none of you seem to be here bashing me anyways. And I don't feel the least bit bad about it. I enlisted in the AF at 18 for a career to support my wife and kids, but I was robbed of that opportunity with a medical discharge 2 years later, and now the AF/ Veterans' Affairs are making sure I still get that opportunity.
That said, have fun, happy trails, and **** off.
Love always
Matt
Cuz I can pud****.