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Re: G.I. Joe - The Movie (Live Action)
« Reply #150 on: February 1, 2009, 01:29 PM »
It actually looks worse than I imagined.

You're talking about the movie and not my photonovel, right?
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Re: G.I. Joe - The Movie (Live Action)
« Reply #151 on: February 1, 2009, 03:20 PM »
I guess Stephen Sommers has proved that you can indeed polish a turd.
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Re: G.I. Joe - The Movie (Live Action)
« Reply #152 on: February 1, 2009, 04:38 PM »
I think the Mythbusters proved that you could shine a turd.  Hollywood is just the most widespread example of that in action.

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Re: G.I. Joe - The Movie (Live Action)
« Reply #153 on: February 2, 2009, 09:29 AM »
The Official Site for this movie has been updated with the new trailer, wallpapers, etc.  I have to say, parts of that trailer did look pretty cool.  Snake Eyes alone might make it worth seeing.  I hope its entertaining, if nothing else.  I don't mind them changing some things when bringing properties like this to the big screen, as long as its not too off the wall.  I will say, I do hope we see some more familiar "looks" for the characters, even if its just for some brief times (like Duke in the tan/olive get up, etc.)  I can see where the "suits" they've been shown in so far might make more sense in today's world, but it seems like it might be sort of boring visually.

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Re: G.I. Joe - The Movie (Live Action)
« Reply #154 on: February 2, 2009, 11:08 AM »
I just finished reading the article in ToyFare about the film.  The comments from the Hasbro guy running the line (Ritchie is it?) were terrible.  I should go back and count the number of times he used the word "expression."  It's going to be a ridiculous amount.

Then they interviewed someone that led or worked on the design team for the film.  The most telling thing she had to say was that they only had something like 8 weeks of prep time on the film when they normally get 26 weeks. 

Yeah.

Teach an entire film production team that has no idea what GI Joe is really about, everything they need to know in 8 weeks all while they're going into a production?  She talked about the constant rewrites on the film and another production guy talked about all the changes made during filming, like doing away with the pulse weapons and going to standard projectile weapons...

It all just seems like they threw together a bunch of **** and called it GI Joe in order to capitalize on the hot Hasbro brands after Transformers hit big.  The fact that Hasbro licensed out its board games as films should be another indication that they're off their rockers.

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Re: G.I. Joe - The Movie (Live Action)
« Reply #155 on: February 2, 2009, 12:46 PM »
I thought the scene with the Eiffel Town falling apart and Desto looking at Hawk asking about the name of his organization, but Hawk responding "I didn't say their name." was the best parts. I liked the look and can't wait to see it.
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Re: G.I. Joe - The Movie (Live Action)
« Reply #156 on: February 2, 2009, 01:01 PM »
I had two favorite parts, and they are both attached to Sienna Miller.
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Re: G.I. Joe - The Movie (Live Action)
« Reply #157 on: February 3, 2009, 12:39 PM »
Didn't catch these horrible looking things in the trailer.


I think any 30 year old that had Joes as a kid would have done a better job for this movie - either that or just ditch the GI Joe name and call it something else.  Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow will be the only saving grace IMO.
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Re: G.I. Joe - The Movie (Live Action)
« Reply #158 on: February 3, 2009, 12:42 PM »
Oooooooh very aggressive.... they look like ******* winged dolphins!  ::)
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Re: G.I. Joe - The Movie (Live Action)
« Reply #159 on: February 3, 2009, 01:58 PM »
Oh, you guys didn't see those before?  I went through that video almost frame by frame and the level of suck kept rising.

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Re: G.I. Joe - The Movie (Live Action)
« Reply #160 on: February 3, 2009, 02:51 PM »
Oooooooh very aggressive.... they look like ******* winged dolphins!  ::)

Or sharks, with frickin' lasers on their heads.
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Re: G.I. Joe - The Movie (Live Action)
« Reply #161 on: February 3, 2009, 02:53 PM »
Oooooooh very aggressive.... they look like ******* winged dolphins!  ::)

Or sharks, with frickin' lasers on their heads.

don't give them any ideas.  I hear there's an unused squid finale running around Hollywood somewhere...

 
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Re: G.I. Joe - The Movie (Live Action)
« Reply #162 on: February 3, 2009, 05:08 PM »
The Rattler Vs. the Flipper...

Doesn't have a good ring to it.
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Re: G.I. Joe - The Movie (Live Action)
« Reply #163 on: February 12, 2009, 12:24 PM »


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Re: G.I. Joe - The Movie (Live Action)
« Reply #164 on: February 12, 2009, 12:58 PM »
So that's the movie Cobra Commander?

Not as iconic as the metal visor, but I can understand them wanting to be able to see his eyes for emoting.
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