Other popular JS sayings:
I bet female golfers dont have boobs. They get in the way.
In regards to Nick hanging pictures on the wall (alluded to in the above story): "Great! Now we have to re-wall the whole house".
Yes ladies and gentlemen, when you mis-hang a picture, you MUST re-wall the whole house. We're not talking gypsum board here, we are talking ENTIRE WALLS! I can only hope when Jessica goes to rewall her house, that she starts knocking down walls on the outside, and moves inward, so when the entire wall-less house collapses, it falls directly on her stupid ass. There are few things in the world I hate more than stupid people. She's at the top of that list.
Seriously, I thought it was funny at first, but now everytime I hear the latest idiotic saying from Jessica Simpson, it makes me sick.
Its just like that nature photographer couple, who were shoving video cameras in bears faces, trying to kiss them and talk baby talk with them. The bears ate them. I wish a bear would eat Jessica Simpson. "Mmmm, tastes like chicken". The kind of chicken not from the ocean...
She's not acting either. She's started to realize what a moron she is, now she's trying to lie her way out of it, thinking because she's a celebrity, people may just believe it to be a clever ruse. The only thing clever she is capable of is walking in front of a speeding train "Ooooh look at the pretty lights" WHAM!
Albert Einstein once said "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe". If ever there was more concrete evidence to support an Einsteinian theory, Jessica Simpson would be it. Now if we can just prove the universe is infinite.
But maybe I can hire someone to do that for me...