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Title: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Dressel Rebel on May 26, 2007, 10:46 PM
These Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Nicole Richie types really believe that the law doesn't apply to them. (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,275702,00.html)
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Jesse James on May 27, 2007, 03:29 AM
Then once in jail together, I imagine hot steamy lesbian stuff going on...  Or at least I'd hope so.
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Artoo on May 27, 2007, 01:23 PM
I hope Paris gets raped & killed in jail, ugly bitch.
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Matt on May 27, 2007, 01:34 PM
I hope Paris gets raped & killed in jail, ugly bitch.

Wow.
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Jesse James on May 27, 2007, 01:52 PM
I'm really just content with hot lesbian action...   :-\  Snuff films aren't my gig.
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Artoo on May 27, 2007, 07:17 PM
I hope Paris gets raped & killed in jail, ugly bitch.

Wow.
Yeah I hate her. Thinking she's all that when she's ugly.
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Jediknight760071 on May 27, 2007, 08:03 PM
I liked The Parent Trap.  :-\
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Smartypants1635 on May 27, 2007, 08:39 PM
I liked The Parent Trap.  :-\
ROFL
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Matt on May 27, 2007, 08:43 PM
Yeah I hate her. Thinking she's all that when she's ugly.

Yeah, that's a good enough reason to wish rape and death upon someone.
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Jesse James on May 27, 2007, 08:46 PM
Quote
Yeah, that's a good enough reason to wish rape and death upon someone.

(http://www.maxmusclevisalia.com/pics/carrot.jpg)
 :-\
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Dressel Rebel on May 27, 2007, 09:23 PM
I hope Paris gets raped & killed in jail, ugly bitch.

If you had any sense you'd retract that statement before we lose what little respect is left for you.

For those of us who are sick of the Hollywood elites' constant DUI's, narcotics arrests, and general disregard for the rule of law, a 2 month jail term like the one Paris got is sufficient.

Wishing rape and death on someone, not cool.  And disturbing to boot.
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Tracy on May 27, 2007, 09:25 PM
I hope Paris gets raped & killed in jail, ugly bitch.

Geez -- so where do you stand on the proper punishment for people who leave their shopping carts in the parking lot?
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Jesse James on May 27, 2007, 09:29 PM
I hope Paris gets raped & killed in jail, ugly bitch.

Geez -- so where do you stand on the proper punishment for people who leave their shopping carts in the parking lot?

Castration then beat about the head with their genitals.

If it's a female, impaled and left to rot on the spear.
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Tracy on May 27, 2007, 09:33 PM
I hope Paris gets raped & killed in jail, ugly bitch.

Geez -- so where do you stand on the proper punishment for people who leave their shopping carts in the parking lot?

Castration then beat about the head with their genitals.

If it's a female, impaled and left to rot on the spear.

That's sexist >:(  The male gets a beating after his castration -- leaving him alive -- and yes, a man can live without his penis :-*

The woman gets impaled and left to rot -- to death?

 ;)
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Jesse James on May 27, 2007, 09:42 PM
Believe me though, no man would WANT to live after that...  See...  That's true sadism.
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Tracy on May 27, 2007, 09:49 PM
Believe me though, no man would WANT to live after that...  See...  That's true sadism.

Things didn't turn out so bad for John Bobbit -- didn't he become a (4th rate) porn star?
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Jesse James on May 27, 2007, 09:52 PM
His was found though.  Merely tossed into some tall grass.  I don't think it works right though from what he said on the Stern show at the time...  That would just stink.

For the shopping cart non-return punishment, the men would only be beaten with theirs, and no re-attachment.  It may also go on display hanging in the city of prosecution's town hall.  I haven't decided yet on that.
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Morgbug on May 27, 2007, 09:53 PM
About time you people started understanding the seriousness of this shopping cart crime.
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Vator on May 28, 2007, 12:31 AM
I hope Paris gets raped & killed in jail, ugly bitch.

Dumbassery, For The Loss my friend. Honestly, what could have possibly made you sit back and think, "Gee Golly! This is a decent statement, and I should therefore post it!"? I mean, really dude.

As quoth the erstwhile View host Rosie O'Donald, "Sit and spin!"
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Jesse James on May 28, 2007, 02:26 AM
About time you people started understanding the seriousness of this shopping cart crime.

I think it's time we erase the hate and get those Wal-Mart lots cleaned up Brent...  I've never talked about it, but when I was young I once left a cart there, and I regret it to this very day.  I...  I don't know how I've even lived with myself, knowing what I did.

I'm ready for my punishment though.   :'(
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Sprry75 on May 28, 2007, 10:26 AM
I think it's time we erase the hate and get those Wal-Mart lots cleaned up...  I've never talked about it, but when I was young I once left a cart there, and I regret it to this very day.  I...  I don't know how I've even lived with myself, knowing what I did.

Strange.

Reading this post suddenly gives me the urge to rape and murder you, Jesse.
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Tracy on May 28, 2007, 11:31 AM
I think it's time we erase the hate and get those Wal-Mart lots cleaned up...  I've never talked about it, but when I was young I once left a cart there, and I regret it to this very day.  I...  I don't know how I've even lived with myself, knowing what I did.

Strange.

Reading this post suddenly gives me the urge to rape and murder you, Jesse.

I think that level of hatred for shopping cart offenders is reserved only for Brent :-X

 :-*
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Artoo on May 28, 2007, 12:15 PM
Yeah I hate her. Thinking she's all that when she's ugly.

Yeah, that's a good enough reason to wish rape and death upon someone.
Plus, she thinks she can get away from anything. I hate her more than anyone in the world.
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Matt on May 28, 2007, 12:23 PM
Plus, she thinks she can get away from anything. I hate her more than anyone in the world.

Keep on diggin', buddy.
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Jesse James on May 28, 2007, 04:16 PM
Personally I think Sprry's expression is more love than hate...  I mean, who can blame him for wanting to rape me?  And the killing thing, well that could just be so nobody could have me but him.  Just my personaly examination.  I am a sexy beast.
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Sprry75 on May 28, 2007, 10:43 PM
Yes, Jesse's right.  Quite right.

The murder thing is just to make sure he never gets away.

So, you know, I can just "keep on keepin' on," so to speak.

(http://www.shagadelica.net/wp-content/pictures/vaseline.jpg)
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Jesse James on May 29, 2007, 12:43 AM
Just make sure you wax up my skin good so I last long...  And lots of oils and things to make me smell nice.

That or keep me in a hole in the basement...  Just shut up the little yappy dog at night so I can get some sleep I guess.
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Jediknight760071 on May 29, 2007, 02:20 AM
You're all ******* crazy, that's what I have to say about this.
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Straxus on May 29, 2007, 08:18 AM
These are the type of beautiful conversations I often have with my friends. Makes me feel at home!  ;D
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: David on May 29, 2007, 07:44 PM
Paris wont even be where the guys who would rape her would be, she'll be separated and pampered. She'll make arts and crafts with Martha.

Oh wait, they let her out. Never mind.  :P


Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Jediknight760071 on May 29, 2007, 08:45 PM
These are the type of beautiful conversations I often have with my friends. Makes me feel at home!  ;D

You can live with me if you need a break from that.... lifestyle.
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Artoo on June 3, 2007, 04:23 PM
Plus, she thinks she can get away from anything. I hate her more than anyone in the world.

Keep on diggin', buddy.
Let's just go with I'm mean. Which I am.
End of story.
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: JoshEEE on June 4, 2007, 12:28 PM

Let's just go with I'm mean. Which I am.
End of story.


Let's hope you never choose to act on these disturbing thoughts you have.  I don't think that defense would get you out of a jail sentence.
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Angry Ewok on June 4, 2007, 02:13 PM
I hope Paris gets raped & killed in jail, ugly bitch.

I hope you get tossed out of a 4 story building with a noose tied to the fire escape and around your nut sack.

Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Tracy on June 4, 2007, 02:17 PM
I hope Paris gets raped & killed in jail, ugly bitch.

I hope mommy and daddy take away your computer privileges.
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Angry Ewok on June 4, 2007, 02:45 PM
I hope you get tossed out of a 4 story building with a noose tied to the fire escape and around your nut sack.

I hope mommy and daddy take away your computer privileges.

I didn't think anyone could top my idea, but he'd probably miss the PC more than his balls. You win.
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Darth Slothus on June 4, 2007, 05:07 PM
Not bad only a 5-1 thread so far. At least 2 folks had a real sense of humor about it.

Artoo, don't mind them..it's typical gangbanging anyhow ;D. It's the internet- so say what you want..
as you can see many folks like to pretend they're 'holier than thou'. Reality? We know they they live with unmown lawns and leave their carts anywhere in the parking lot.

Seriously? These folks don't live in glass houses either. Respect comments Drebbel?? Coming from you? Hmmmm HaHAHA..... interesting ;D ;).

DS

EDIT: Oh,  oops...::) 
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Chris on June 4, 2007, 08:40 PM
Not bad only a 5-1 thread so far. At least 2 folks had a real sense of humor about it.

Artoo, don't mind them..it's typical gangbanging anyhow ;D. It's the internet- so say what you want..
as you can see many folks like to pretend they're 'holier than thou'. Reality? We know they they live with unmown lawns and leave their carts anywhere in the parking lot.

Seriously? These folks don't live in glass houses either. Respect comments Drebbel?? Coming from you? Hmmmm HaHAHA..... interesting ;D ;).

DS

EDIT: Oh,  oops...::) 

Stop trolling.
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Artoo on June 4, 2007, 09:25 PM

Let's just go with I'm mean. Which I am.
End of story.


Let's hope you never choose to act on these disturbing thoughts you have.  I don't think that defense would get you out of a jail sentence.
Yes, I have disturing thoughts. I would never actually act my thoughts. I'm not that mean.  :P
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: name on June 5, 2007, 08:58 AM
Well...no one assaulted yet.  Still 22 days to go, though (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070605/ap_on_en_tv/paris_hilton;_ylt=AsyMeD9VLRpSNgy4UmH4DrtRF78C).

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Lawyer: Hilton well after night in jail By AMANDA BECK, Associated Press Writer
1 hour, 13 minutes ago

 LYNWOOD, Calif. -        Paris Hilton was doing well after spending her first night of her probation sentence in solitary confinement at a Los Angeles County jail, her lawyer said Monday.

"She's using this time to reflect on her life, to see what she can do to make the world better and hopefully, in my opinion, to change the attitudes that exist about her among many people," attorney Richard A. Hutton told reporters after visiting Hilton.

The 26-year-old hotel heiress checked into the Century Regional Detention Facility in suburban Los Angeles just after 11:30 p.m. Sunday to serve 23 days for violating probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.

Hilton surrendered after a surprise appearance earlier that day at the MTV Movie Awards, where she worked the red carpet in a strapless designer gown. Now in jail-issued clothes, Hilton was being housed in a special unit where she was spending 23 hours a day in a solitary cell, Hutton said.

"If she was an ordinary citizen she would have been placed in the general population. ... She'd be living in a dorm with 30, 40, 50 other women and the time would pass pretty quick," Hutton said. "She is really being punished because of her celebrity."

A spokesman for the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department, which runs the jail, said Hilton was easy to work with.

"Her demeanor was helpful. She was focused; she was cooperative," said sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore.

Hilton, accompanied by her mother, surrendered at the Men's Central Jail in downtown Los Angeles. She was then escorted to the women's facility in Lynwood, where she was booked, fingerprinted, photographed, medically screened and issued an orange top and pants, Whitmore said.

Hilton's booking photo showed the heiress wearing what appeared to be a V-neck shirt, eye makeup and lip gloss that highlighted a slight smile. Her long blond hair was draped over one shoulder. After checking in, Hilton was given her first meal: cereal, bread and juice.

The "Simple Life" star was in the "special needs" unit of the 13-year-old jail, separate from most of its 2,200 inmates. The unit contains 12 two-person cells reserved for police officers, public officials, celebrities and other high-profile inmates. Hilton's cell has two bunks, a table, a sink, a toilet and a small window.

Like other inmates in that unit, Hilton will take her meals in her cell and will be allowed outside the 12-foot-by-8-foot space for at least an hour each day to shower, watch TV in the day room, participate in outdoor recreation or talk on the telephone. No cell phones or BlackBerrys are permitted in the facility, even for visitors.

Although the accommodations are sparse for Hilton, it's a step up from the general population.

Teresa Jones, 50, of Lancaster, called the jail "so filthy it's worse than skid row." At check in, jailers hand out a pamphlet on infections, which are common, she said.

"That place is hell; it's awful. Life is easy compared to this," Jones said.

The jail, a two-story concrete building next to train tracks and beneath a bustling freeway, has been an all-female facility since March 2006. It's in an industrial area about 12 miles southeast of downtown.

When Hilton was sentenced May 4, the judge ruled she would not be allowed any work release, furloughs or use of an alternative jail or electronic monitoring in lieu of jail.

Despite believing she received an unfair punishment, Hilton was taking responsibility by serving her time, her attorney said.

"She knows it's wrong, but her attitude is, 'I'm going to come in here, I'm going to do my time, I'm going to get it over with and I'm going to show the world who I really am,'" Hutton said.

Officers arrested Hilton in Hollywood on Sept. 7. In January, she pleaded no contest to the reckless-driving charge and was sentenced to 36 months of probation, alcohol education and $1,500 in fines.

She was pulled over by California Highway Patrol on Jan. 15. Officers informed Hilton she was driving on a suspended license and she signed a document acknowledging she was not to drive. She then was pulled over by sheriff's deputies on Feb. 27, at which time she was charged with violating probation.

Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Angry Ewok on June 5, 2007, 09:01 AM
Slothus, you whore.
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Famine on June 5, 2007, 09:31 AM
Artoo, don't mind them..it's typical gangbanging anyhow ;D. It's the internet- so say what you want..
as you can see many folks like to pretend they're 'holier than thou'. Reality? We know they they live with unmown lawns and leave their carts anywhere in the parking lot.

Seriously? These folks don't live in glass houses either. Respect comments Drebbel?? Coming from you? Hmmmm HaHAHA..... interesting ;D ;).

Long grass and shopping carts left out really don't compare to tossing persons through a window and breaking arms. I'm gonna reach real far and suspect that DR has more respect around here than you.

20:1

Kevin
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Darth Slothus on June 5, 2007, 10:05 AM
Artoo, don't mind them..it's typical gangbanging anyhow ;D. It's the internet- so say what you want..
as you can see many folks like to pretend they're 'holier than thou'. Reality? We know they they live with unmown lawns and leave their carts anywhere in the parking lot.

Seriously? These folks don't live in glass houses either. Respect comments Drebbel?? Coming from you? Hmmmm HaHAHA..... interesting ;D ;).

Long grass and shopping carts left out really don't compare to tossing persons through a window and breaking arms. I'm gonna reach real far and suspect that DR has more respect around here than you.

20:1

Kevin

Quit trolling
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Darth Slothus on June 5, 2007, 10:08 AM
Slothus, you whore.

quit trolling



Seriously, being that she's in solitary nothing dreamed up would ever happen to her anyway

DS
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Artoo on June 6, 2007, 01:33 PM
I knew that before I posted. I was joking, except the hatred thing. She dosen't deserve what I said just for being a ****.  :P
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Deanpaul on June 7, 2007, 10:41 AM
Time to rename the thread to throwing her under house arrest, with Paris.
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: John C on June 7, 2007, 01:20 PM
I read the "medical reason" for the change is because of a rash she developed.   It's not like she hasn't had other rashes before, is it?  Also, she could have developed that rash for any number of reasons.  It most likely came from something she was doing before she was put in her cell.  The people repsonsible for her release deserve and will most likely get ripped apart for this fiasco.
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Matt on June 7, 2007, 01:42 PM
I think she should have been quarantined in the same room with the tuberculosis guy and that way she would have contracted TB and when she got out she would have spread it to her little whorish friends like Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears and then they would all spread it to all the parasitic paparazzi who follow them around non-stop 24/7, and then they'd all eventually choke to their miserable deaths on all the blood they coughed up.  But that wouldn't be the end for them--no sir--then they'd all go to Hell, where they would roast for all eternity while Satan laughed and nobody on Earth or in Heaven gave a damn.
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Darth Slothus on June 7, 2007, 01:46 PM
I think she should have been quarantined in the same room with the tuberculosis guy and that way she would have contracted TB and when she got out she would have spread it to her little whorish friends like Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears and then they would all spread it to all the parasitic paparazzi who follow them around non-stop 24/7, and then they'd all eventually choke to their miserable deaths on all the blood they coughed up.  But that wouldn't be the end for them--no sir--then they'd all go to Hell, where they would roast for all eternity while Satan laughed and nobody on Earth or in Heaven gave a damn.

Wow
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: ruiner on June 7, 2007, 02:02 PM
Well at least he didn't wish rape or death upon her.

Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Madcow on June 7, 2007, 02:12 PM
I think she should have been quarantined in the same room with the tuberculosis guy and that way she would have contracted TB and when she got out she would have spread it to her little whorish friends like Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears and then they would all spread it to all the parasitic paparazzi who follow them around non-stop 24/7, and then they'd all eventually choke to their miserable deaths on all the blood they coughed up.  But that wouldn't be the end for them--no sir--then they'd all go to Hell, where they would roast for all eternity while Satan laughed and nobody on Earth or in Heaven gave a damn.

I couldn't have said it better myself. NICE! (http://www.moviemaniacs.net/forums/images/smilies/icon_thumb.gif)
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Angry Ewok on June 7, 2007, 02:32 PM
I think she should have been quarantined in the same room with the tuberculosis guy and that way she would have contracted TB and when she got out she would have spread it to her little whorish friends like Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears and then they would all spread it to all the parasitic paparazzi who follow them around non-stop 24/7, and then they'd all eventually choke to their miserable deaths on all the blood they coughed up.  But that wouldn't be the end for them--no sir--then they'd all go to Hell, where they would roast for all eternity while Satan laughed and nobody on Earth or in Heaven gave a damn.

Nice! I will not be attempting to top this.
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Matt on June 7, 2007, 02:54 PM
Well at least he didn't wish rape or death upon her.

I may not have said it, but it was implied.  And Satan's got a big ol' ****, too.

(Not that Paris would notice. . .)
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: ruiner on June 7, 2007, 02:59 PM

I may not have said it, but it was implied. 

I know.

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And Satan's got a big ol' ****, too.

I would imagine so.
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: David on June 7, 2007, 06:31 PM
I think she should have been quarantined in the same room with the tuberculosis guy and that way she would have contracted TB and when she got out she would have spread it to her little whorish friends like Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears and then they would all spread it to all the parasitic paparazzi who follow them around non-stop 24/7, and then they'd all eventually choke to their miserable deaths on all the blood they coughed up.  But that wouldn't be the end for them--no sir--then they'd all go to Hell, where they would roast for all eternity while Satan laughed and nobody on Earth or in Heaven gave a damn.

Lovely.

This thread is so amusing!
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: P-Siddy on June 7, 2007, 08:57 PM
Well at least he didn't wish rape or death upon her.

Not rape, but he did wish death.

I think she should have been quarantined in the same room with the tuberculosis guy ... she would have contracted TB ... eventually choke to their miserable deaths on all the blood they coughed up. 
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Sprry75 on June 7, 2007, 09:05 PM
I gave Satan a handjob in Junior High.  You'll be surprised to know that Lucifer is apparently Irish.
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Dressel Rebel on June 7, 2007, 09:06 PM
Oh man, only in America.  Just look at this sequence of events.

1.  Convicted of DWI.  Sentence?  Probation.  Suspended driver's license. Way to strike fear in her heart, judge.

2.  Stopped while driving with suspended license.  Slap on the wrist.  Very scary.

3.  Stopped again while driving with suspended license.  Faces 90 days in jail

4.  Judge gives her 45.  People are outraged.  Judge cuts it in half to 23.

5.  Paris goes to a county jail.  Serves 3 days and is released.  Told to stay at home for 20 days in her $2 million mansion as the rest of her punishment.


What a freaking joke.

 ::)
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Reid on June 7, 2007, 09:11 PM
She's already been released? You've got to be ******** me. If she was anyone else she'd have to serve the full 45 days.

Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: DSJ™ on June 7, 2007, 09:28 PM
Yup.

Paris Hilton out of jail (http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/07/paris.hilton/index.html)
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Jediknight760071 on June 7, 2007, 09:30 PM
Classic.


Best Week Ever is going to have a field day with this.  :)
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: DSJ™ on June 7, 2007, 09:59 PM
Yup.

Paris Hilton out of jail (http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/07/paris.hilton/index.html)

Ahh then again...

Paris to appear in court Friday, may go back to jail (http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/07/hilton.friday.ap/index.html)

Hearing could send Hilton back to jail (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19102663/)
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Rob on June 7, 2007, 10:50 PM
Whatever she does - I just wish this **** would stop being news.   >:(

Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Ben on June 7, 2007, 11:31 PM
Whatever she does - I just wish this **** would stop being news.   >:(



Agreed.
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: I Am Sith on June 8, 2007, 08:11 AM
Whatever she does - I just wish this **** would stop being news.   >:(

I wish people paid as much attention to the G8 summit as they do Paris...  Sad, sad, sad...
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: name on June 8, 2007, 08:43 AM
Whatever she does - I just wish this **** would stop being news.   >:(



I'm afraid that's not going to be the case.  They are now considering whether or not to charge the Sherriff with contempt of court for releasing her despite the Judge's orders that house arrest was not a sentencing option.

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Parachini said Sauer reminded the Sheriff's Department of that when he learned Hilton was about to be released.

"He reiterated the terms of his sentencing order. He did not agree to the terms of release that the sheriff proposed," Parachini told the AP before Delgadillo asked that Hilton be returned to court.

But, Parachini said at the time, it is the sheriff and not the judge who decides when inmates are released from jail.

Delgadillo's office indicated that it would argue that the Sheriff's Department violated Sauer's May 4 sentencing order. (http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/07/hilton.friday.ap/index.html)

Take Paris completely out of this scenario, and we're now still left with an interesting case regarding the authority of the courts vs. the authority of law enforcement.  This is the kind of stuff that makes it to the Supreme Court.
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Angry Ewok on June 8, 2007, 10:18 AM
Is the rash spreading?

Across the prison population, I mean.

If not, then what's the big deal?
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Nicklab on June 8, 2007, 12:05 PM
Who cares?  Any cluster of people that I run into that is talking about this stupidity reminds me of a sewing circle.  Talking about this nonsense just seems to perpetuate this crap.
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Angry Ewok on June 8, 2007, 03:20 PM
So, have you heard anything specific about the rash, Nick?
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Angry Ewok on June 8, 2007, 03:21 PM
Paris Hilton's rash, I mean.
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Post by: iFett on June 8, 2007, 04:34 PM
awww....too bad (http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/08/paris.hilton.ap/index.html)  :D
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Post by: Darth Kenobi on June 8, 2007, 04:42 PM
awww....too bad (http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/08/paris.hilton.ap/index.html)  :D

Wonder who it was that screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOO" at the press conference will it was announced she was going back in jail.  Can't belive there are people who act like this is so bad or act as if its  the death of Paris.  Liked the female reporter response to that guy, "Shut up".  Hopefully Paris doesn't like jail and this sets her straight (yeah right) before she kills someone.
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Post by: Dressel Rebel on June 8, 2007, 05:05 PM
Free Paris now!!
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Post by: Jayson on June 8, 2007, 05:17 PM
Save Ferris Paris
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Post by: P-Siddy on June 8, 2007, 07:01 PM
So there is justice after all?
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Post by: Matt on June 8, 2007, 07:14 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/amber581/8008a154.jpg)

My faith in Truth, Justice, and The American Way:  Restored.
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Post by: Nicklab on June 8, 2007, 07:24 PM
Paris Hilton's rash, I mean.

Sorry, no.  I'm not a woman who scopes out the rags at the supermarket checkout line.


;D
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Post by: Matt on June 8, 2007, 07:24 PM
Wonder who it was that screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOO" at the press conference will it was announced she was going back in jail.  Can't belive there are people who act like this is so bad or act as if its  the death of Paris.  Liked the female reporter response to that guy, "Shut up".  Hopefully Paris doesn't like jail and this sets her straight (yeah right) before she kills someone.

From Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Barbieri):

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Anthony ("Tony") Barbieri is an American comedy writer whose work has appeared on television programs such as Crank Yankers and the Jimmy Kimmel Live show.

Born in Framingham, Massachusetts, his long-running Monroe series has appeared in more than 100 issues of Mad Magazine.

[edit] Jake Byrd

On the Jimmy Kimmel Live show, one of the things Barbieri is best known for is insinuating himself into major news stories, as a fictitious character. Among other names, he has called himself Jake Byrd when doing this. He has successfully fooled major media outlets, including The New York Times and Court TV.

One of his most recent famous stunts was posing as an obsessed fan at the 2005 trial of Michael Jackson. During the arraignment of Michael Jackson he fooled The New York Times. During jury deliberations, he similarly fooled Court TV, as the same character, with the same back story ([1]). The Jake Byrd character ostensibly works in a pet store in southern California.

He was heard screaming "No, No, No, No!" at the Paris Hilton News conference, when Paris Hilton was sent back to Jail for driving on a suspended License, on June 8th, 2007 and was referred to in news reports (without any mention of the fact that he was "performing") ([2]).

Funny ****.  But getting media outlets and others to fall for his stuff--that's even funnier.
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Post by: P-Siddy on June 8, 2007, 07:34 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/amber581/8008a154.jpg)

That picture is priceless. Paris just learned not everything will go her way. And mommy things poor Paris can do no wrong.
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Post by: Jediknight760071 on June 8, 2007, 08:42 PM
I bet she'll be even richer when she gets out though...

****...I'd do 2 years in prison to have her fortune. What's it at right now?


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The ubiquitous heiress may not be as wealthy as she'd like you to think. But she is piling up her own personal fortune as brand spokesman, reality TV fixture, B-list movie starlet and bestselling author. Paris also puts out her own perfume and jewelry. Call them her day jobs; at night Paris gets paid big bucks to show her face at of-the-minute clubs, commanding up to $300,000 per appearance abroad.

Holy crap.  :o I'll be lucky to make that in what, 15 years? Not to defend DUI, driving with a suspended license, or all that, but...damn.  :-X
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Post by: Darth Kenobi on June 8, 2007, 09:31 PM
Wonder who it was that screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOO" at the press conference will it was announced she was going back in jail.  Can't belive there are people who act like this is so bad or act as if its  the death of Paris.  Liked the female reporter response to that guy, "Shut up".  Hopefully Paris doesn't like jail and this sets her straight (yeah right) before she kills someone.

From Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Barbieri):

Quote
Anthony ("Tony") Barbieri is an American comedy writer whose work has appeared on television programs such as Crank Yankers and the Jimmy Kimmel Live show.

Born in Framingham, Massachusetts, his long-running Monroe series has appeared in more than 100 issues of Mad Magazine.

[edit] Jake Byrd

On the Jimmy Kimmel Live show, one of the things Barbieri is best known for is insinuating himself into major news stories, as a fictitious character. Among other names, he has called himself Jake Byrd when doing this. He has successfully fooled major media outlets, including The New York Times and Court TV.

One of his most recent famous stunts was posing as an obsessed fan at the 2005 trial of Michael Jackson. During the arraignment of Michael Jackson he fooled The New York Times. During jury deliberations, he similarly fooled Court TV, as the same character, with the same back story ([1]). The Jake Byrd character ostensibly works in a pet store in southern California.

He was heard screaming "No, No, No, No!" at the Paris Hilton News conference, when Paris Hilton was sent back to Jail for driving on a suspended License, on June 8th, 2007 and was referred to in news reports (without any mention of the fact that he was "performing") ([2]).

Funny ****.  But getting media outlets and others to fall for his stuff--that's even funnier.

Got home and heard him on the news about what he thought about this whole thing.    Every time the media looks foolish is good for a laugh.
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Angry Ewok on June 9, 2007, 12:20 AM
Paris Hilton's rash, I mean.

Sorry, no.  I'm not a woman who scopes out the rags at the supermarket checkout line.


;D

Boringggg...
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Jesse James on June 9, 2007, 01:16 AM
I don't care if she makes $10 million when she gets out selling her story to someone...  It's really not like it impacts her lifestyle one way or the other.  What I like is seeing that twat cry as she goes back into the jail.  Personally I have my doubts that she got out through scrupulous means, and I'd be looking into that Sheriff's dealings with her parents.  Make him think twice about pulling that **** again with anyone, famous or otherwise.

A great day for humanity.
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Post by: CHEWIE on June 9, 2007, 01:18 AM
I was pleased too.  Nothing like seeing a spoiled brat cry.

 :P
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Post by: Hemish on June 9, 2007, 06:12 AM
That made my day , and the best bit is it went from the 23 days back to the full 45
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Post by: name on June 9, 2007, 07:28 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/amber581/8008a154.jpg)

(http://www.ocregister.com/newsimages/news/2004/07/17martha.jpg)

(http://itn.co.uk/news/378146f9794b8e0d373e8b7fd8965ef4.jpg)

Somewhere, Todd Bridges is preparing to pitch on helluva reality tv show to Fox.




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Post by: David on June 9, 2007, 08:21 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/amber581/8008a154.jpg)

Because this cant get quoted enough...that pic is AWESOME!!!

It is truly amazing to see how much the media cares about all this, because I dont give a rats ass (even though its very funny!!!)
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Post by: Artoo on June 9, 2007, 10:45 PM
I was pleased too.  Nothing like seeing a spoiled brat cry.

 :P
Exactly.

That picture is pirceless man.Ahaha!  ;D
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: DSJ™ on June 10, 2007, 12:03 AM
;D  Sarah Silverman - Paris Hilton Is Going To Jail (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APqPQuaPEq0)  ;D

:D   PARIS HILTON GOES BACK TO JAIL! Exclusive Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k66epna2Sss)   :D
Title: Re: Toss her in the clink with Paris.
Post by: Dressel Rebel on June 10, 2007, 12:22 AM

:D   PARIS HILTON GOES BACK TO JAIL! Exclusive Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k66epna2Sss)   :D

LOL

Favorite verse:

"Even though I've got the glamour
Even though my clothes are fab
They throw me in the slammer
Britney gets rehab
They put me in the Big House
Sounds like a movie pitch
Paris goes up the river
Ends up as somebody's bitch
They can't do this to me I'm rich."
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Post by: Dressel Rebel on June 10, 2007, 01:14 AM
Check out the dude in the background (upper right) with his mouth open wearing the "I <3 Paris" hat.

clicky (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkMukRWWkoE&mode=related&search=)
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Post by: Matt on June 10, 2007, 01:29 AM
Check out the dude in the background (upper right) with his mouth open wearing the "I <3 Paris" hat.

clicky (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkMukRWWkoE&mode=related&search=)

Yeah, check him out. . . (http://www.jedidefender.com/yabbse/index.php?topic=15412.msg307053#msg307053)
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Post by: Dressel Rebel on July 24, 2007, 09:08 AM
You have got to be kidding me!  Talk about dense...

Lindsay Lohan busted for DUI...again. (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,290544,00.html)
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Post by: name on July 24, 2007, 09:20 AM
seriously...these people can't afford a driver?
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Post by: Morgbug on July 24, 2007, 09:42 AM
You have got to be kidding me!  Talk about dense...

Lindsay Lohan busted for DUI...again. (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,290544,00.html)

To think, she could have been partying for six weeks instead of being in rehab.  What a drag that must be for her ::)
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Post by: P-Siddy on July 24, 2007, 10:53 AM
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Earlier this month, her publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, said the star was "doing great."

"Lindsay is working hard on her sobriety and we are all supporting her."

Great job, Lindsay! DUI... she should stick with Coke... *oh, I guess she's already into that*
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Post by: DSJ™ on July 24, 2007, 07:31 PM
That or knives!  ::)