Jeez. I think I'll film myself doing stupid s*** with a golf ball retriever and put it on the Internet and suck up all the fame, because I'm an attention whore. He doesn't want his life back, he (or his parents) want money.

To Mr. Lucas: Don't cast this fat little f***. I'll be in Episode III for free, provided you fly me to New Zealand or wherever the hell it's being filmed.

Metallica in '91(first concert ever!) and '96 or '97.
KISS in 1998 and 2000.
Nerf Herder this year.
Pantera (R.I.P.) in 2001.
Radiohead in 2001.

I went to Ozzfest in '99 but didn't see a single band. My scrotehead friends got picked up for public intox while I was standing in the piss line. I had to bail their sorry asses out so I could go home with a clean conscience the next day.

I'm going to go out on a limb here, but I bet the solid cases of Twilight Frodo would be in a blue ROTK box. As long as it has that Eye of Sauron in the background, it doesn't matter to me. I just want one to keep my basic 6" collection complete.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=20913&item=3142757733

It be Eowyn in Armor, albeit a lousy photo. The tard turned the card the wrong way.

It's at $27 at the time of this writing. The same seller has a Pelennor Aragorn at $35. Can these people not hold their wads or what?

But, uh, nobody laughed at my joke.

So, will the Bonzo figure come with a drum kit or a red snapper as an accessory?

I've seen one Sharku/Warg set, but have yet to pick it up. No rush.

I remember hearing this on the Evil Radio while I was out on whatever day it happened.

The FIRST thing they said was that it wasn't a terrorist act. IMO, they're giving those f***tards way too much credit. They'd sooner kill people than inconvenience them, the bastards.