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Title: Fake Screenplay ?
Post by: dustrho on August 6, 2003, 08:59 PM

*** POSSIBLE SPOILER HYPERLINK ***

I was just visiting the website "Something Awful (http://somethingawful.com/index.htm)" and came across this article they had regarding a screenplay for EP3.  I am almost 98% sure that it's a complete fake, but nonetheless it was entertaining to read.  Click here (http://somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1600) to be taken there to read the 7 pages of this screenplay, before it's taken down from their website.

I can't wait to hear the responses about this one.   8)

Title: Re: Fake Screenplay ?
Post by: Famine on August 6, 2003, 09:06 PM

Ha ha ha---NO.

How I want to kill that BLACK jedi...puh. FAAAAKE. And that screen scroll...I couldnt get passed the first sentences....

Thats terrible...Teeeerwwwwwible....

Thats right. I said Terwible...

Kevin

Title: Re: Fake Screenplay ?
Post by: Dimetrodon on August 7, 2003, 02:25 AM

i once found a spy who shagged me screenplay about a year and a half in advance of the movie accidentally...

reading about fat bastard, jerry springer and ivanna humpalot....
i took it as BS...

ends up about 70, maybe 80% of it was real...

now ain;t that the sh*t

so i am less skeptical with things since then

btw... that thing sucked..

Title: Re: Fake Screenplay ?
Post by: Mister Skeezler on August 7, 2003, 10:12 AM

That was a big, steaming crap sandwich.

I only got down to where Boba Fett is addessing the clones, and it was enough to convince me that the author of that screenplay doesn't even have a solid grasp of the English language.

Title: Re: Fake Screenplay.
Post by: MisterPL on August 7, 2003, 10:36 AM

I need to go wash my eyes, thank you.

Title: Re: Fake Screenplay ?
Post by: dustrho on August 7, 2003, 10:46 AM

Of course that's all complete BS.  I just thought it would be fun to share it with everyone here.

I thought one of the funniest parts was Han Solo talking to his "puppy" Chewbacca.  LMAO!

Title: Re: Fake Screenplay ?
Post by: Darth Kenobi on August 7, 2003, 12:15 PM

THat was something different to read.  

Title: Re: Fake Screenplay ?
Post by: urban fox on August 7, 2003, 02:47 PM

That's the worst script I've ever read...so I'm guessing it's real.  

That's probably George's final draft.  You should have seen the ones before, they had this lizard-man with big ears who crashed into everything, in every scene and saved everyone.  This is really good compared to that   ;)

Title: Re: Fake Screenplay ?
Post by: dustrho on August 7, 2003, 05:35 PM

LMFAO!!!   ;D

Title: Re: Fake Screenplay ?
Post by: Darth Broem on August 11, 2003, 03:36 PM

The Yoda not realizing he was green and denying it made me laught.  That along with the fact that midichlorians are in your teeth and not your bloodstream.  

Title: Re: Fake Screenplay ?
Post by: urban fox on August 11, 2003, 04:50 PM

my best line is :
"OBIE WAN:  You got her pregnant? How?"  I really can't belive Obi (sorry that's Obie) really hasn't got a clue.