Did you guys see Liz Phair re-enacting the fake orgasm scene from When Harry met Sally on VH1's I Love the 80s Strikes Back? Good stuff.
Oh hell yeah. I've had a crush on her for almost ten years, and I stopped, mid-step, as I was walking past the TV during that scene.
"Funny" story regarding me and Liz Phair:
An old roommate of mine is a roadie for the Flaming Lips, and they were on tour earlier this summer with Liz as the opener. They came to Oklahoma City on one night, and went to Dallas the next (and I went to both). Well, my roommate remembered me playing Liz's albums while we lived together, so he was going to do what he could to arrange us to "meet" at the show.
So, while they're setting up for her set, he brings her out to one of the wings of the stage, and me and Liz wave at each other--like we've been friends for years or something. A little later, during her set, I was taken backstage to get suited up as a furry animal for the Lips show (which is where my avatar comes from), and as I'm getting the suit on, here comes Liz backstage. We made eye contact and everything.
But--hey--who's too much of a ***** to say anything? That's right, me.
We kind of brushed shoulders a couple more times that night, and I was just so trying not to be "that guy", that I never even had the balls to say as much as hello to her. The buddy I went with had a camera with him, and we all took pictures with Wayne from the Lips, and even Steve Burns from Blue's Clues, but never even a pic with Liz.
I regretted that as soon as we were driving back home that night, and still do today.
Nice going, Virex.
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