Tracy,  Nope, I don't think you'd get this guy into a gay bar... He was a Scorpio, don't ya know it... ruled by their ahem... 
Houses get kind of complicated, but it works just like the rest of the zodiac in a way.  There is only one rising sign, it's the sign that was on the horizon when you were born- on the eastern horizon.  The houses in the chart start at your rising sign and go counterclockwise- the first being the rising and the 7th house on the descending sign.  Then the planets wherever they were in the sky when you were born. 
As an example, I was born at 3:20PM, so my Sun is in the 8th house.  The sun was descending towards the horizon at that time of day. 
That's how it's figured out where everything goes, interpretation is a lot more complex. 
I prefer tarot cards for obvious reasons

It's time for another famous chat
C'mon in!

Shannon, if you're really missing going to the dentist, here's how you can make up for it.  First of all, randomly poke yourself with sharp objects.  Next, grind down a limb with an angle grinder.  Oh, and be sure someone tries to have a conversation with you while your mouth is stuffed full of rubber, metal and cotton.  And finally, hand over your check book and/or credit card so that they can be maxed out.

There, see all the fun you're missing?

yeah, well, I've had my arm poked enough with a needle to make up for all the fun I've missed at the dentist for the last 7 months. 
Actually, I've had my jaws broken twice- once to correct my bite, and the second time to do it again after I developed TMJ since it didn't work the first time.  What fun!  Braces? twice.
I had a molar root canal two years ago, so they got my money again there.
Now though I know exactly how much all the procedures cost before I go into their office and never overpay.  Got the good insurance, and info to all my benefits since that's my job.  It helps. 
When you hear people complain all day long about going to the dentist because they have problems, you learn to take care of your teeth  
I've got bigger fish to fry currently then my teeth, though

I'm pretty sure that Coulier was Nancy Kerrigan's partner on that new Ice Skating with the Stars TV show...
C'mon, you guys don't watch it?

$500 ded is really rather high, are you sure?  Yikes... The 80% cover for major- which is where crowns typically are covered, is pretty good though.  $250 for a crown (porc at that) is REALLY cheap.  Most of the time I see prices of $1000 for these in the NE/ West Coast.  I hope with such a large deductible that you have a big max. 
I used to work in dental insurance- customer benefits- sigh... One day I hope to return back to work... I think  

Happy, Happy Birthday! I hope you had a blast!

We missed you very, very much!

There was one person who we *really* could have done without, however....

ORGY in the CHAT ROOM!


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