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Watto's Junk Yard / Re: Happy Birthday Sprry75!!
« on: October 16, 2004, 12:37 PM »Happy Birfday, young feller!
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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. [/quote