'Cause then all these clowns would have to find another form of entertainment, and I'd hate to have to make them go through that.
Besides, as was already mentioned, now you can tell my posts from those of evenflow, dimetrodon, RJP, etc.
Not to mention, it's more of a purple Royal Guard, which is far less offensive than a pink one.
(sits and waits for the **** to really hit the fan now...)