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Offline Matt

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1500 on: February 6, 2007, 03:12 PM »
"The good news is that all that blood is actually ketchup. The bad news, however, is that all that ketchup is actually blood."

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1501 on: February 6, 2007, 03:30 PM »
Here's a classic that just had to be reposted - The Kitten Cannon

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1503 on: February 7, 2007, 09:26 PM »

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1504 on: February 7, 2007, 11:54 PM »
Robot Ride 5

oh my GOD.  that made me a little sick to my stomach....was sure it was going to hit his head on the floor.  VERY close.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1505 on: February 9, 2007, 07:33 PM »
Law and Order meets Star Wars in this HQ fan film.

The Trial of Han Solo

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1506 on: February 13, 2007, 12:08 PM »



I love it.

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1507 on: February 13, 2007, 01:45 PM »
Law and Order meets Star Wars in this HQ fan film.

The Trial of Han Solo


gyah....could have done without the dudity.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1508 on: February 13, 2007, 02:59 PM »
Law and Order meets Star Wars in this HQ fan film.

The Trial of Han Solo

Jesus.  Have they ever watched Law and Order?  Defense sits on the right, prosecution on the left.  Duh.  Where did they find the sanctimonious hippy judge?  I fell asleep 8 times in his soapbox speech.

Some people have way too much time on their hands.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1509 on: February 13, 2007, 03:26 PM »
Oh my...Wicker Man.  When Nick Cage put on that bear suit and started kicking all the ladies' asses, that movie lost all creditibility.

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1510 on: February 13, 2007, 09:01 PM »
Oh my...Wicker Man.  When Nick Cage put on that bear suit and started kicking all the ladies' asses, that movie lost all creditibility.

John

I disagree John. I think it was the only way for it to gain credibility was for Nick Cage to put on a bear suit and start engaging those Bee worshipers in hand to hand combat.

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1511 on: February 15, 2007, 12:16 AM »
Screw the Darwin Awards. These are much more interesting ways people have died.

This is probably my favorite one-

6- Megan Fry, 44 years old, is killed by 14 state troopers after she wandered onto a live firing, fake town, simulation. Seeing all the troopers walking slowly down the street Megan Fry had jumped out in front of them and yelled Boo!
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1512 on: February 15, 2007, 02:56 PM »
Found this one yesterday...
The Emperor Gets A Job
...carbon stars with ancient satellites colonized by sentient fungi. Gas giants inhabited by vast meteorological intelligences. Worlds stretched thin across the membranes where dimensions intersect...

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1513 on: February 15, 2007, 06:04 PM »
David Blane's Street Magic: YouTube Edition (contains some NSFW language)
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #1514 on: February 16, 2007, 10:53 AM »
David Blane's Street Magic: YouTube Edition (contains some NSFW language)

And shortly after filming this clip, they all went home and took turns pulling the ace of clubs out of their asses.
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