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Community => Watto's Junk Yard => Topic started by: Matt on February 6, 2006, 02:00 PM
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(Just getting this topic out of the way in case I ever run into any of you at a seedy dive--this'll be one less pickup line I have to use.)
Aries (http://www.astrology-online.com/aries.htm) March 21-April 19
Taurus (http://www.astrology-online.com/taurus.htm) April 20-May 20
Gemini (http://www.astrology-online.com/gemini.htm) May 21-June 21
Cancer (http://www.astrology-online.com/cancer.htm) June 22-July 22
Leo (http://www.astrology-online.com/leo.htm) July 23-August 22
Virgo (http://www.astrology-online.com/virgo.htm) August 23-September 22
Libra (http://www.astrology-online.com/libra.htm) September 23-October 22
Scorpio (http://www.astrology-online.com/scorpio.htm) October 23 - November 21
Sagittarius (http://www.astrology-online.com/sagittarius.htm) November 22-December 21
Capricorn (http://www.astrology-online.com/capricorn.htm) December 22-January 19
Aquarius (http://www.astrology-online.com/aquarius.htm) January 20-February 18
Pisces (http://www.astrology-online.com/pisces.htm) February 19-March 20
Personally, I think much, if not all, of astrology is garbage. However, I'm a Scorpio, and I kind of dig being a Scorpio, because, well, scorpions are cool.
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September 11th.
Virgo :-X
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I'm a Virgin Virgo... waiting for some Libra to pop my cherry...
Kevin?
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Sorry Brad, I'm a Taurus.
Kevin
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Traditional
Pisces Traits:
Imaginative and sensitive
Compassionate and kind
Selfless and unworldly
Intuitive and sympathetic
On the dark side....
Escapist and idealistic
Secretive and vague
Weak-willed and easily led
Don't push me. Mess with the fish and you'll get the horns! Er, fish suck and stuff.
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Sagittarius. Dec 2nd.
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Pisces governs the feet, liver and lymphatics, and its subjects can be threatened by anaemia, boils, ulcers and other skin diseases, especially inflammation of the eyelids, gout, inflammation, heavy periods and foot disorders and lameness.
Damn those heavy periods. The gout isn't much fun either but I can live with the boils :-X
Personally, I think much, if not all, of astrology is garbage. However, I'm a Scorpio, and I kind of dig being a Scorpio, because, well, scorpions are cool.
QED.
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I'm also a Scorpio, and therefore, also cool. :)
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QED.
I had to look up "QED," and I still don't know how it relates to the original quote.
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It's not that much fun when you have to explain it, but....
You said garbage, I posted some stuff from the link regarding Pisces, of which I am that is indeed garbage. I do not suffer any of hte problems they list ( though I suppose there is no way you could really no that).
QED is used as signifying that proof has been given, albeit with respect to mathematical equations primarily. The QED or proof here is that it is indeed garbage.
Though I suppose now the lameness applies, though perhaps not in the exact context it was meant.
Carry on.
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One thing about us Scorpios--we have an aversion to intelligence. You know, book smarts. Me in particular.
Thanks for the explanation.
When in Rome.
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Sagittarius. Dec.20! :)
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I'm a Gemini Sun, Libra Moon, Libra Rising...
A little about astrology:
The Sun sign is your general personality-how you come across. The Moon is how you are emotionally. The Rising is your 'true' personality- how you conduct yourself.
If you have a horoscope drawn up you'll have signs for the other planet meaning different things- the main planets that change are Mercury, Venus, Mars... the bigger planets are slower moving and just effect the houses on the chart in which they are placed more than anything.
Mercury is over the way you think. Venus over the way you love. Mars over your actions.
I used to know a guy who would drawn up women's charts and then use them to seduce the women. He was pretty good at it.
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Scorpio, thankfully.
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Sagittarius 8)
I'm a Gemini Sun, Libra Moon, Libra Rising...
A little about astrology:
The Sun sign is your general personality-how you come across. The Moon is how you are emotionally. The Rising is your 'true' personality- how you conduct yourself.
If you have a horoscope drawn up you'll have signs for the other planet meaning different things- the main planets that change are Mercury, Venus, Mars... the bigger planets are slower moving and just effect the houses on the chart in which they are placed more than anything.
Mercury is over the way you think. Venus over the way you love. Mars over your actions.
I used to know a guy who would drawn up women's charts and then use them to seduce the women. He was pretty good at it.
Shannon -- that's some interesting information on astrology. I never really understood about "houses" and "risings".
BTW -- did that guy ever try the old standby where he goes into a bar and pretends to be gay so he can play with boobies all night? ;)
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I am a pisces as well, March 8. That quote by Deanpaul up there is fairly accurate too!
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Tracy, Nope, I don't think you'd get this guy into a gay bar... He was a Scorpio, don't ya know it... ruled by their ahem... ;)
Houses get kind of complicated, but it works just like the rest of the zodiac in a way. There is only one rising sign, it's the sign that was on the horizon when you were born- on the eastern horizon. The houses in the chart start at your rising sign and go counterclockwise- the first being the rising and the 7th house on the descending sign. Then the planets wherever they were in the sky when you were born.
As an example, I was born at 3:20PM, so my Sun is in the 8th house. The sun was descending towards the horizon at that time of day.
That's how it's figured out where everything goes, interpretation is a lot more complex.
I prefer tarot cards for obvious reasons ;)
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April 4th/ Aries >:(
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I'm a Gemini Sun, Libra Moon, Libra Rising...
Yeah, me too. Are you my twin? ;)
Gemini the Twins (http://www.astrologycom.com/gemini.html)
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I thought you just liked to play with the twins, DSJ :) I didn't know you were one ;)
:-*
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I could have told you Dale was boob.
Kevin
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Noderator Booberator! ;D :P :-*
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Does Dale 'motorboat'?
You motorboatin' sonofabitch! ;)
Kevin
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What the **** are you talking about you cheating **** son of a bitch?
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No more reach around for you, you ******* fuzzball.
And shave your asshairs for ***** sake!
Kevin
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Hey, you talk to your customers like that! :P
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I'm a Virgin Virgo, *******, stop talking dirty.
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Hey, you talk to your customers like that! :P
My customers curse more than you and your insult generator.
Hoser.
Kevin
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No more reach around for you, you ******* fuzzball.
And shave your asshairs for ***** sake!
Kevin
Creepy.
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Hey, you talk to your customers like that! :P
My customers curse more than you and your insult generator.
Hoser.
Kevin
Oh yeah, insult generator101 eh! ;) :D
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Pisces here, February 22 :)
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How wonderful that my thread regarding astrology has degraded into talking about asshairs and motorboats.
Thanks.
What is it about the human condition that causes some people to turn into complete disrespectful irritating hate-filled morons, just because they have the anonymity of the net to cloud their perceptions of how you should treat a fellow human?
I was raised that you give all fellow men and women a degree of respect, up until the time that they show that they do not deserve it.
And if the mods could lock up this thread... we have gone from the initial reasoning behind the thread to a "post anything you want to talk about".
Thanks.
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How wonderful that my thread regarding astrology has degraded into talking about asshairs and motorboats.
YW ::) :'(
What is it about the human condition that causes some people to turn into complete disrespectful irritating hate-filled morons, just because they have the anonymity of the net to cloud their perceptions of how you should treat a fellow human?
Or is it the anonymity of the net clouded some folks perceptions that they should be treated properly while on that net? An oxymoron? ;)
I was raised that you give all fellow men and women a degree of respect, up until the time that they show that they do not deserve it.
Then what? You become a disrespectful, irritating, hate-filled moron and judge them yourself? Couldn't resist-took from your avatar 8)
And if the mods could lock up this thread... we have gone from the initial reasoning behind the thread to a "post anything you want to talk about".
Actually, I kind of liked it....alot like chat room... ;D
Oh Yeah..back to the topic..... ::)
Aries--
Hmmm..Let's see.. " Easily defensive to folks who insult behind 'mystery shroud' of internet and throw stones as if they themselves golden."
Okay just made that up ;D
-Urb
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Here, let me help you, Darth Slothus. Your post, as usual, doesn't make a whole lot of sense. It kind of reads like I'm talking to myself, which is oftentimes the case, but not this time. Here's what it should look like:
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How wonderful that my thread regarding astrology has degraded into talking about asshairs and motorboats.
Thanks.
YW ::) :'(
What is it about the human condition that causes some people to turn into complete disrespectful irritating hate-filled morons, just because they have the anonymity of the net to cloud their perceptions of how you should treat a fellow human?
Or is it the anonymity of the net clouded some folks perceptions that they should be treated properly while on that net? An oxymoron? ;)
I was raised that you give all fellow men and women a degree of respect, up until the time that they show that they do not deserve it.
Then what? You become a disrespectful, irritating, hate-filled moron and judge them yourself? Couldn't resist-took from your avatar 8)
And if the mods could lock up this thread... we have gone from the initial reasoning behind the thread to a "post anything you want to talk about".
Thanks.
Actually, I kind of liked it....alot like chat room... ;D
Oh Yeah..back to the topic..... ::)
Aries--
Hmmm..Let's see.. " Easily defensive to folks who insult behind 'mystery shroud' of internet and throw stones as if they themselves golden."
Okay just made that up ;D
-Urb
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He Heh..pretty good..can you say SOMETHING now? That last post proved alot about yourself.
My son has a scorpion that he caught out in the desert 3 months ago..he keeps it in a coffee can. He's given it no food or water for 3 months and yet it still lives. I wonder what keeps it living. . . . . . suppose it's shallow, is able to think inward and ABOVE everything(one) else and is able to survive that way?
What has my boy's experiment proven about the scorpion? I wonder, really..
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What has my boy's experiment proven about the scorpion? I wonder, really..
That neither of you have empathy for living creatures? :-\
As Mr Cosby requested, I'll try and get this back on topic. I'm a Libra. Yay.
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He Heh..pretty good..can you say SOMETHING now? That last post proved alot about yourself.
Well, I'll give you that--it did prove "alot." Not sure that it proved anything about me, really, but it certainly proved something.
What has my boy's experiment proven about the scorpion? I wonder, really..
That your boy is in way over his head, isn't in on the joke, and doesn't have the foggiest idea of what he's gotten himself into?
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That neither of you have empathy for living creatures? :-\
As Mr Cosby requested, I'll try and get this back on topic. I'm a Libra. Yay.
A:No, but it depends
Somehow that was less than enthusiastic Jesse- "yay"
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As Mr Cosby requested, I'll try and get this back on topic. I'm a Libra. Yay.
Thank you, Jesse, but--it's "Dr. Cosby" to you. I didn't go through eight years of medical school to be called "mister."
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I love Libras... Libras are the best :D
Well, besides us Geminis :)
Let's hear it for Air Signs: Gemini, Libra and Aquarius...
And further astrology lessons:
Fire signs: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius
Earth signs: Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn
Water signs: Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces
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I love Libras... Libras are the best :D
Naturally. We keep the world 'balanced'. ;)
And my apologies, Dr. Cosby. At least I didn't bring up hairy ********. :-*
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Who you calling an *******?
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Here's a hairy ******* and his motorboat.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v463/name7574/rnbassboat.jpg)
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Dammit, people, stay on topic.
I demand you state your sign or I'll ban everyone, hairy ******** included.
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Here's a hairy ******* and his motorboat.
And another:
(http://wiseacres.com/fishmerod.jpg)
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DS, you let your kid catch scorpions, and keep them in your home?
It would be a shame for that can to get knocked over, and the little critter to escape.
So does anyone get their daily horoscope from the newspaper? I've decided to stop that, myself. It doesn't help my day at all.
Kevin
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I do one step better Kev and have it sent in text message format straight to my phone, that way I know if I should even get out of bed in the morning.
I'm a Gemini by the way, lest I be accused of taking this topic even slightly off track.
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Kevin-
My son and I we catch rattlesnakes, giant centipedes, scorpions, tarantulas ect.
But he mostly likes the desert snakes and lizards.
Funny thing about that scorpion...it's been left outside this whole time in the elements as well and is still going...I got dibs he'll beat the energizer bunny.
You kidding my 'normal' wife would NEVER let that thing remain in the home-
--she was traumatized once years ago when I brought a couple giant centipedes home(I caught them in Texas they were about 5-6 inches long, thick as a finger).
Anyway I put them in a coffee can. Well somehow my cat decides he's gonna be versus centipede-he 'chewed' open the lid reached his paw in and that thing grabbed ahold of him(just as I walked up and witnessed it) and he started flinging his paw around and crying -next thing I knew the centipede went flying landed,took off and we never found it-yeah, the wife hated it.
Anyway my son and I learned from this..we learned you can catch a centipede by poking his non-head end with a stick-they always grad the stick with their last 2 longest legs-then swing around with the head and try to bite..which is when you tap 'em into a jar-it only works on giant desert centipedes though
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Libra is concerned with balance, harmony, co-operation. =JesseVader= moderator
Interesting...
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:o Giant centipede?
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I hate those bloody monsters man!
They dwell in my basement living in the piles of old clothes and movies ect. (Various crap).