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Title: Gentleman, Turn Off Your Cell Phone
Post by: FX-7 on June 28, 2004, 11:22 AM

Cell phones may damage sperm, study claims

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/5316074/

Title: Re: Gentleman, Turn Off Your Cell Phone
Post by: Angry Ewok on June 28, 2004, 12:50 PM

The 2nd-hand cellphone is becomming an epidemic, too.  :-\

Title: Re: Gentleman, Turn Off Your Cell Phone
Post by: Jesse James on June 28, 2004, 06:54 PM

***Tapes his to his ear***

Woohoo, no accidental pregnancy!

Title: Re: Gentleman, Turn Off Your Cell Phone
Post by: Rob on June 28, 2004, 09:51 PM

Quote from: Jesse James on June 28, 2004, 06:54 PM

***Tapes his to his ear***

Woohoo, no accidental pregnancy!

You got the latest in hands-free technology!?

(http://img34.photobucket.com/albums/v104/nextseason/Misc/handsfree.jpg)

Someday I hope to join the hands-free revolution.

Title: Re: Gentleman, Turn Off Your Cell Phone
Post by: CorranHorn on June 28, 2004, 10:45 PM

Ahh another reason to add to why I refuse to get a cell phone....

"I'm protecting the children of tomorrow!"  ;D

Title: Re: Gentleman, Turn Off Your Cell Phone
Post by: Diddly on June 28, 2004, 10:58 PM

Hold up a second.....

*Checks Top 5 Hotties thread*

*Runs to Bathroom*

*Returns a few minutes later*

Nope, I don't see any loss in sperm...  ;D

Title: Re: Gentleman, Turn Off Your Cell Phone
Post by: Vator on June 28, 2004, 11:11 PM

Tissue Graveyard...

Title: Re: Gentleman, Turn Off Your Cell Phone
Post by: Scott on June 28, 2004, 11:13 PM

(http://torp.priv.no/woody/images/everything-Sperm.gif)

Title: Ladies, keep it in your purse.
Post by: MisterPL on July 2, 2004, 03:42 PM

Apparently cell phones are hazardous to girls' asses as well.

Cell phone explodes in back pocket. (http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/West/07/01/exploding.phone/index.html)

Title: Re: Gentleman, Turn Off Your Cell Phone
Post by: Jesse James on July 2, 2004, 05:39 PM

Methinks she ate mexican and stood too close to an open flame...

Blames it on the phone.  Typical girl.  

She tried a one-cheek-sneak, and it blew up in her face...  

err...  well, maybe not her face.

Title: Re: Gentleman, Turn Off Your Cell Phone
Post by: Vator on July 2, 2004, 05:39 PM

I can safley say that if I were around when that happend, I'd have died of laughter.

Title: Re: Gentleman, Turn Off Your Cell Phone
Post by: MisterPL on July 4, 2004, 11:31 PM

It DID happen in a kitchen. Open flames and all. There's a chance her ass really did cause the explosion, but DAMN, that's a lot of methane.

Title: Re: Gentleman, Turn Off Your Cell Phone
Post by: Force Guy on July 5, 2004, 01:51 PM

Quote from: MisterPL on July  4, 2004, 11:31 PM

There's a chance her ass really did cause the explosion, but DAMN, that's a lot of methane.

Yes, or a lot of hydrogen.