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Offline Smartypants1635

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #930 on: January 2, 2006, 03:55 PM »
OHH GOD DUDE thats horrible yet hilarious ;)

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #931 on: January 2, 2006, 04:26 PM »
George Lucas Announces Latest Star Wars Legality
   


ummm is this true or just a fake idea circulated by stupid people

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #932 on: January 2, 2006, 04:35 PM »
Yes, it's true.

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #933 on: January 2, 2006, 04:50 PM »
The picture kept, will remind me...

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #934 on: January 2, 2006, 05:09 PM »
The Sloganizer!

A list of me kissing my own ass:

Everyone loves inadvertent imitation.

It's not a dream, inadvertent imitation is real!

Life's beautiful with inadvertent imitation.

There is no life without inadvertent imitation.

inadvertent imitation is what the world was waiting for.

I can't argue with that last one.  :)


Smartypants better than sex lol

man that site is the best i could sit there all day

the art of smartypants

food or smartyoants ill take a smartypnats :D 8) i never new i was so loved lol

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #935 on: January 2, 2006, 05:14 PM »
Here's what I got in the Sloganizer:

«Buy HunterofthePegs now!»

I thought slavery was abolished? I also got:

«HunterofthePegs makes me hot.»

 :-X
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #936 on: January 2, 2006, 05:39 PM »
I got:

"Nobody doesn't like Tamidala"

"No Tamidala, no kiss" :-*

"Don't get in the way of Tamidala"

"Tamidala is rolling, everyone else is just stoned" ;) and

"The Gods made Tamidala"
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #937 on: January 2, 2006, 06:06 PM »
Here's what I got:

«DSJ, the smart choice.»

«DSJ for you!»

«The secret of DSJ.»

«DSJtastic!»

«Kick ass with DSJ!»

«The Spirit of DSJ.»

«Naughty little DSJ.»   ;D

«Where the hell is DSJ?»

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #938 on: January 3, 2006, 03:27 AM »
I always knew Elmo was ******* EVIL.

Though this story comes from Central Florida's Local 6 and that probably means it's bull****, it's high-larious all the same.
don't you know there ain't no devil, there's just God when he's drunk

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #939 on: January 3, 2006, 05:15 AM »
Back to the Dolphin marriage...

This just has me howling out loud right now in laughter:

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"I made a dream come true. And I am not a pervert."


Oh I wish all stories could end that way...  Sadly there's always one part of that equation missing, isn't there? :)

If you HAVE to end your dream come true statement with "And I'm not a pervert", then you probably are.

BTW on the automatic weapons thing I actually know some guys in groups like that.  I've gotten to shoot some pretty sweet antique firearms like a Thompson used in WW2, and a German MG440.  I loved firing them at a range...  We didn't shoot a Thunderbird (I was pissed, I could've used some parts off that car before they blew it up) but it was still a blast to shoot at targets.  The Thompson was just great though.  I'd known about its kick and to aim low when firing and it basically can spray upward, and it does just that.  Cost the guy that owned it a fortune though, and he only brought it out like once a year at most.  Rest of the time it was on display in a case custom made for it.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #940 on: January 3, 2006, 08:05 PM »

"No Tamidala, no kiss" :-*

"Tamidala is rolling, everyone else is just stoned" ;) and

"The Gods made Tamidala"


Awesome I love playing this site..Tamidala-yours is funny!
I pressed mine ALOT, I get:

"you better get your Darth Slothus out"
"Darth Slothus-you see this name, you think dirty" My pers. fav!
"Darth Slothus- once you have it ,you love it"
"Jesus loves Darth Slothus" ::)
"Saved by Darth Slothus"
" Darth Slothus, you've got it"
"Ooh Lah Lah Darth Slothus"
"Darth Slothus- the revolution"
"Darth Slothus- love it or leave it" likely the later ;D

LOL Made my day phew!

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #941 on: January 3, 2006, 08:15 PM »
"I want JesseVader08 and I want it now."

Is there really anymore to say?   :P

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #942 on: January 4, 2006, 03:48 AM »
Yes, it's on Canadian card so it's tainted ::)

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #943 on: January 4, 2006, 03:56 PM »
«Be young, have fun, taste Valin Kenobi.» :o

«Praise Valin Kenobi.»

«Valin Kenobi groove.»

«Valin Kenobi - what more could you want?»

«There's only one thing in the world I want and that is Valin Kenobi.»

«Where's your Valin Kenobi?»

«Keep going well, keep going Valin Kenobi.»

«Let's Valin Kenobi!» Heheh, I've been verbed! ;D

«Valin Kenobi - living innovation» Finally someone gets it! 8)

«Valin Kenobi is a female force.»

«Valin Kenobi, to hell with the rest.» :P

«I'd sleep with Valin Kenobi.»

«There's only one true Valin Kenobi!»

«Where the hell is Valin Kenobi?»

«Follow your Valin Kenobi.»

«Valin Kenobirific.»

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OHH GOD DUDE thats horrible yet hilarious ;)

I try. ;)

I always knew Elmo was ******* EVIL.

Though this story comes from Central Florida's Local 6 and that probably means it's bull****, it's high-larious all the same.

Reminds me of the talking Cookie Monster toy back in '99 or so, that supposedly said "I want to ****." :P



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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #944 on: January 4, 2006, 09:56 PM »
Yes, it's true.

Agreed.

Kevin

Wait how can that be true, you can't encrypt vhs tapes. And also the article is poorly written giving it the identity of a fake article.  You guys were trying to pull my leg huh?