Well, last night myself, Tracy, and her husband Chris all went to Asheville NC to meet up with
name for a good time. The following took place:
After meeting at the Jack of the Wood (yeah, I know right?) pub for drinks and apettizers, we dragged Tracys drunk ass to Hooters for dinner.
Here I am surrounded by all the fabulous ladies of Hooters in Asheville, along with Tracy and Richard. Don't those boobs all around my head look gorgeous?!
I believe Richard called this "pulling a Coleman."
One of the gang! We had a blast.
And then it happened...
Tracy was plastered and decided we needed to go to a strip club! She wanted to get a lap dance. (Somthing about it being 'for her husband' and all that.
) I had never been, so I hunted down a phone book. Here I am franticly searching under "Titty-Bars". (I was later informed the proper term was "Gentlemans Club."
) :
Eventually Richard asked the guys behind us where the nearest one was, because I couldn't find anything in the god forsaken phone book. We found out about a place called Excapades, and we were off!
Then I got us thrown out. Aparently you have to be 21 if the liquor sales of the place oversell the food items. Lame!
Chris and Richard holding up how many years old I am. 20. Damn it!
But I did see some boobies! We got inside, and you had a nice veiw of the stage area, and the moniter for security. Nice girl, she seemed. No winged bat over her hoo-ha that I could see. But they showed me the door, and everyone sadly followed.
Here's the last photo of us three JDers outside Escapades or (Xcapades, as it says on the sign.)
If you guys ever get the chance to party with these folks, it's a blast. I've still got a day and a half here, and lord knows the kind of trouble Tracy will be getting me in to!
Kevin