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Re: 300 (March 9, 2007)
« Reply #15 on: February 15, 2007, 03:05 PM »
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If you watch this movie and go into a Taco Bell, and say to the cashier, “I need some extra sauce packets” guess what? You’re getting twenty sauce packets because your face will punch him in the brain.

Wow... I wonder if my nephew wrote that reveiw...that sounds like things he and his friends say on a daily basis..

I plan to go see this, but not expecting a story...just violence...maim kill destroy...the fun things in life!
Besides, most the time I go see a movie expecting a good story these days I am disapointed...
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Re: 300 (March 9, 2007)
« Reply #16 on: February 15, 2007, 03:12 PM »
The picture kept, will remind me...

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Re: 300 (March 9, 2007)
« Reply #17 on: February 15, 2007, 03:21 PM »
 :o :o :o I'm definately on this movie.If I don't get to see another movie this year .I'll have to see this one ;D
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Re: 300 (March 9, 2007)
« Reply #18 on: February 16, 2007, 11:46 AM »
Pretty hilarious review sent in to AICN

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The movie takes place about a million years ago, and it’s sort of like a prequel to SIN CITY. Except way less guns and cars but twice as much skull splitting. If you watch this movie and go into a Taco Bell, and say to the cashier, “I need some extra sauce packets” guess what? You’re getting twenty sauce packets because your face will punch him in the brain.

I can’t spoil the plot because THANK GOD THERE ISN’T ONE. Just ass kicking that kicks ass that, while said ass is getting kicked, is kicking yet more ass that’s hitting someone’s balls with a hammer made of ice but the ice is frozen whiskey.

Oh my God... I'm reading the full review and about to fall off my chair. I'm soooo gunna get fired for this...

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Re: 300 (March 9, 2007)
« Reply #19 on: February 18, 2007, 12:18 AM »
Preview some snippets from the soundtrack:

http://store.wbr.com/store/product.asp?upc=093624999454

http://www.warnerbrosrecords.com/300soundtrack/

Apparently the CD will be available in regular and deluxe editions.
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Re: 300 (March 9, 2007)
« Reply #20 on: February 23, 2007, 11:36 PM »
I am so psyched for this movie.

All this hype...this is madness!

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Re: 300 (March 9, 2007)
« Reply #21 on: February 27, 2007, 11:49 AM »
Finally saw a commercial for this last night  :o  What scares me is I was pretty hyped for Ep. I too and we all know what happened with that  ::)
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Re: 300 (March 9, 2007)
« Reply #22 on: February 27, 2007, 12:42 PM »
Preview some snippets from the soundtrack:

http://store.wbr.com/store/product.asp?upc=093624999454

http://www.warnerbrosrecords.com/300soundtrack/

Apparently the CD will be available in regular and deluxe editions.

Dude, I just junked in my drawers. I can't wait...

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Re: 300 (March 9, 2007)
« Reply #23 on: February 27, 2007, 03:12 PM »
Free tickets to see 300 at Best Buy with any DVD purchase today... Went through the line twice and got two tickets with my purchases.

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Re: 300 (March 9, 2007)
« Reply #24 on: February 27, 2007, 03:27 PM »
Free tickets to see 300 at Best Buy with any DVD purchase today... Went through the line twice and got two tickets with my purchases.

 :o :o :o

Ok, i'm stopping on the way home. Thanks!!!

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Re: 300 (March 9, 2007)
« Reply #25 on: February 27, 2007, 03:48 PM »
Check your ad to make sure they're running it in your area before you do.  I'd hate to cause people to stop at their stores and not have any luck.

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Re: 300 (March 9, 2007)
« Reply #26 on: February 27, 2007, 05:14 PM »
 ;D Got mine and picked up a couple Ghost in the Shell DVD's 2nd gig.I've been missing.I'm so excieted for this movie and it don't have Liam in it :-\ That's a switch ;)
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Re: 300 (March 9, 2007)
« Reply #27 on: March 5, 2007, 02:16 AM »
300 seconds of 300 on MTV.com's ****** excuse for a video player
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Re: 300 (March 9, 2007)
« Reply #28 on: March 5, 2007, 02:28 AM »
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Copyrights Restrict Us From Playing This Video From Outside The U.S.


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Re: 300 (March 9, 2007)
« Reply #29 on: March 5, 2007, 02:38 AM »
That sucks.

SPOILER?



Basically it has to do with the Spartans building that wall of dead Persians and then knocking it over on them like we saw in the trailer. There's a bunch of fighting and stabbing. Then the Persians loose that troll-like dude from the trailer, and he starts breaking **** and the clip ends with him fighting Leonidas (Gerard Butler's character).



The video and audio quality are garbage anyway.
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