As bad as it is, I can't help but seeing that guy on a roof top some day with police on the ground blaring on loudspeakers, "You have every reason to live!" Getting that worked up over a goddamn action figure - wow. Who cares?
By the way, Reid, I love the quote in your sig. "Our suffering." If the only "suffering" in his life is because Darth Malak isn't up to his standards, he has it pretty good.