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If I'm remembering this one correctly, the updated version is quite a bit different.
Looks great Chewie.

However, I did not see any naked girls either.
I guess I'll have to re-read EVERY one of your Rykrof Enloe chapters again, just to be sure.   

Flacksguy, it's great to see your fun creations here on JD, too!  Thanks for posting them!  Hilarious stuff!

And I love the girly pink bathtub in the "Julie Andrews" duel scene. (As well as C-3PO's "Pilates" dialogue -- priceless!)  Is that a Playmobil bathtub?  I would LOVE to get my hands on one...

... the Findswoman

Thank you Findswoman,
The furniture is made by Playskool, my daughter has a whole doll house full of it.
I don't know if they still make it, but they used to have a whole line of stuff.
It works pretty well with SW 3 3/4 figures, but you're right, PlayMobil stuff works great too. I think I've used PlayMobil items here and there in my PN's also.

Thanks alot for checking it out Deanna Rash, Darth Depressis, and Robo-Quack
Appreciate the comments.

STAR WARS BLOOPERS




 Episode II---Attack of the Clones






 Chancellor's Meeting




 George Lucas  :   O.K. Padme'
you enter the Chancellor's office after your assassination attempt,
and everyone is happy to see you....
ACTION!!!!


 

 Yoda  :   Senator Amidala,
your tragedy on the landing platform...terrible...
seeing you brings warm feelings....
................
...deep down inside....
................
 Padme'  :   EWWWW...you dirty little TROLL!!!!!
 George Lucas  :   CUT!!!! What's the problem???




 

 Padme'  :   Did you hear what that pervert said???
...warm feelings deep down inside...GROSS!!!!!
 George Lucas  :   Settle down Padme'





 Padme's Chambers




 

 Padme'  :   ANI...My goodness you've grown!
 Anankin  :   So have you...grown more beautiful I mean....
Well...for a senator I mean...
 Padme'  :   Ani, you'll always be that little boy
I knew on Tatooine.




 

 Obi-Wan  :   Ha Ha Ha, "...little boy I knew on Tatooine..."
 that's just what every guy wants to hear
 Anakin  :   Yeah, heh, maybe we could "just be friends"






 Dex's Diner




 

 WA-7  :   Whattaya have, Hon?
 Obi-Wan  :   hmmmm...let's see here....
how about.....Order 66.




 

 George Lucas  :   CUT!!!
uhhh, sorry Obi-Wan....you can't get that...
 Obi-Wan  :   Why not? It sounds good.
 George Lucas  :   You just CAN"T







 Forbidden Love




 

 Anakin  :   Not a day goes by that I haven't thought of you....
and now that I'm with you again...
I'm in AGONY...the closer I get to you,
the worse it gets....
The thought of not being with you.....
I can't BREATHE....
I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me...
my heart is beating...hoping that that kiss will not become a scar....
YOU ARE IN MY VERY SOUL....TORMENTING ME....





 

 Padme'  :  Good Grief, who the heck writes this crap?
You sound like a stalker!!!
 
 George Lucas  :   CUT!!!!! >sigh<






 Asteriod Chase




 

 Boba  :   GET HIM DAD, GET HIM...FIRE!!!!




 

 Jango  :   SHUT IT, WILL YA!!!!!
Damn, George, where do you find these kids?
 George Lucas  :  >sigh< Jango, could you be nice to the kid...
...Please?
Everybody, could we all just be NICE to the KIDS?





 Separatist War Room




 

 Poggle  :   If the Jedi find out what we're planning to build, we're doomed!!
 Dooku  :   I'll take the designs with me to Coruscant...




 

 Dooku  :   WHOA, this thing is acting up again!
PROPS. DEPT.!!!!




 

 Dooku  :   What?
......
Don't look at me like that Poggle.
I should kick you RIGHT IN THE A** !!!!
..............
.....a thousand friggin' Battle Droids and you can't kill
a 20 year old woman....





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STAR WARS BLOOPERS





 Episode VI--Return of the Jedi






 Yoda's Twilight





 

 Yoda  :   ...only one thing remains.....
......yes, only one thing.......
.....but I can't think of what it is.....
...................





 

 Luke  :   Ha Ha Ha,
You're having alot of trouble with those lines, huh Yoda?
Maybe we should write them on your blanket.
 Yoda  :   Not funny, that was.





 Luke Surrenders






 

 Darth Vader  :   The Emperor will show you the true nature of the Force.
He is your daddy now.....
..................
.................
.................
...did I just say " he is your daddy"?
 Luke  :   Ha Ha Ha, yeah, I thought YOU were my daddy.






 Emperor's Throne Room





 

 Emperor  :   It was I who allowed the alliance to know the location
of the shield generator.
It is quite safe from your pitiful little band.
An entire LEGION of my best troops await them.
 Luke  :   Ha Ha Ha Ha, those are your best troops down there???
The ones getting beaten up by teddy bears???






 Ewok's Attack





 

>SNAP<
 Scout Trooper  :   What's that noise?




EEYYAAAHH!!!!!!









 


 Scout Trooper  :   arrgh...
(Background Laughter)
 George Lucas  :   O.K. very funny guys.
Where are the Ewoks?
 Han Solo  :   You should just leave the Care Bears,
it looks just as believable.






 Taking the Bunker





 

 George Lucas  :   Alrighty, you imperial troops come rushing in
and capture the rebels.
Now remember the line is "You rebel SLIME"
O.K.....ACTION!





 

 Imperial Officer  :   YOU REBEL SCUM!!!!
 George Lucas  :   hmmmm...
......rebel scum...
......I like that.





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STAR WARS BLOOPERS




 EPISODE IV-----A NEW HOPE







 "Your Father's Lightsaber"







 

 Ben   :   Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it...
He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool idealistic crusade like your father did....
 Luke  :   What is it?




 

 Ben  :   Your father's Lightsaber...This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight...not as clumsy or random as a blaster...
turn it on....press this button here....
 Luke  :   I did, it's not working....
 Ben  :   No this one here....
 Luke  :   That's what I pressed...I think the batteries are dead
 Ben   :   Let me see that thing....
 George Lucas  :   CUT!!!!




 

Ben  :   Hey George, your buddy Han Solo has been screwing around with this stuff hasn't he??
 George Lucas  :   I'll take care of it Ben.
 Ben  :   Tell him to keep away from my props George!
 George Lucas  :   I'll talk to him.
 Ben  :  ......He's got barbeque sauce all over it....








 Slaughter of the Jawas





 

 Ben  :   ...and these blast points, too accurate for Sand People...
......only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise....





 

 Ben  :   Ha Ha Ha Ha...did I just say Imperial Stormtroopers are precise?
 Luke  :   Heh Heh, yeah that was a good one!
 Ben  :   Maybe the line should be "only Imperial Stormtroopers could be such lousy shots"








 The Cantina---Introduction to Han Solo







 

 Lego Han  :   Han Solo...I'm captain of the Millenium Falcon...
Chewie here tells me you're looking for a passage to the Alderaan system...
 Lego Ben  :   Yes, indeed...if it's a fast ship...




 

 Lego Han  :   Fast ship?
You've never heard of the Millenium Falcon?
 Lego Ben  :   Should I have?



 

 Han  :   O.K.  O.K.  Let's get the STAND INS out of here so we can do our scene!
 Luke  :   awwww, Look how cute they are!





 

 Lego Luke  :   Up Yours, Big Shot!!!
 Lego Han  :   Stupid actors...think they're so big...







 Death Star Meeting Room





 

 Admiral Motti  :   This station is now the ultimate power in the universe, I suggest we use it.





 

 Darth Vader  :   Don't be so proud of this technological terror you've constructed,
the ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.





 

 Motti  :   Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways Lord Vader. Your sad devotion
to that ancient religion hasn't helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes...
or given you clairvoyance enough to find the rebel's hidden fortress.




 

 Darth Vader  :   I find your lack of faith disturbing....




 

 Other Officer  :   >Choke<  >gak<
 Motti  :   huh?.........
HA HA HA you missed me Vader! You got HIM instead!
HA HA HA HA HA!!!







 Han confronts Jabba The Hutt






 

  Jabba  :   (in Huttese) Han,
what if everyone who smuggled for me dropped their shipment
 at the first sign of an imperial starship?
It's not good business....
 Han  :   Look Jabba, even I get boarded sometimes
(moves behind Jabba)




 

 Han  :   whoop





 

 George Lucas  :   Whoa, you gotta watch that tail Han...Step on that thing if you have to.....
...and Boba, remember, DON"T LOOK RIGHT IN THE CAMERA!!!!
 Boba Fett  :   as you wish....





 Docking Bay 94






Luke and Obi-Wan enter hanger





 

 Luke   :   What a piece of junk!!!!!






 

 Han  :   She'll make .5 past light speed,
she may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts...
 George Lucas  :   CUT!!!!
Cute very cute Han....alright let's get that thing off the set....





 

 Chewbacca  :   Rarrrh
 Han  :   Come on down Chewie, he didn't think it was funny...







 Swing to Freedom









 
 
 George Lucas  :   O.K. Leia you plant a kiss on Luke, and then Luke-you say your line, got it? O.K.
ACTION!!!!
(Leia kisses Luke)
 Luke  :   What's that for?
 Leia  :   For Luck.




 

(swing)






 

>SNAP<
 Luke & Leia  :   YAAAAAAAHHHHHH



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Whoops, Haven't checked on this in a while.

Thanks for the comments Deanna Rash, Darth Depressis & Smartypants1635
Glad you all liked it. I'll probably try and get this entered in the contest, along with a funny one I did back in Jan.
Thanks again.