I'm taking a day off from work today. I called in "sick"--I'm kind of sick, but I could probably work if I wanted to.
But I've got other stuff to do--air up my tires, wash my car, return something to Target, organize the Star Wars room, plus, do my taxes.
The thing is, I know that by the time I lay my head down to sleep later this evening, I won't have accomplished any of that.
I'm going to hang out here all day.
Damn you people.
He was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people.