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« on: March 6, 2004, 11:49 AM »
I get those dreams where you can control whatever you do and the end result is usually a very realistic and scary dream that I can't tell if it's real or not until something ridiculous happens... I remember this one very vividly...
I was at my grandmother's old house upstairs when all of a sudden I heard a loud noise. I grabbed a steak knife and went to find out what it was. I saw that someone had broken into the house. I saw a dude lurking in the shadows and went over to him. For a second there, it looked like the New York Lotto guy, something very random possessed me to kill him and I stabbed him in the eye. However, it was not the Lotto guy as I had suspected, it was none other then ex-NYC mayor Rudy Giulliani (spelling?). I called the cops and told them that someone had broken into my house and in self defense I had killed him (I was quite aware at the time that it wasn't really self defense but I didn't want to go to jail so I lied). So I sat down on the coach and waited for the cops to come. Something wasn't quite right though and I couldn't place it at the time....
About 3 dream minutes later a lone cop came and rang the door bell. I answered the door and told him that I had killed Rudy. He asked if it was self defense and I said of course it was. Thats when it got ugly. The cop said "Don't be trying to pull a fast one on me, boy" I had no idea what he was talking about I inquired as to what he meant. He pointed behind me and said "Your lying! Because your Ice Cream Table has melted!" I turned to what he was pointing at and realized what I had noticed wasn't quite right before, where there had once been a table was now a melted pile of ice cream. I started to ask him what it meant but before I could get it out, the cop shot me in the face and I woke up on the floor next to my bed.