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Title: OK Who Had September 14th?
Post by: Scott on September 14, 2003, 03:21 PM: B-Lo and J-Lo have broken up (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20030914/us_nm/people_lopez_dc_2) :'(
Title: Re: OK Who Had September 14th?
Post by: Ben on September 14, 2003, 03:24 PM: The link doesn't work, but I read this already.

Looks like Affleck came to his senses. About time.
Title: Re: OK Who Had September 14th?
Post by: dustrho on September 14, 2003, 03:29 PM: Click here (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=529&ncid=529&e=1&u=/ap/20030914/ap_en_mu/lopez_affleck_wedding) to read the story.
Title: Re: OK Who Had September 14th?
Post by: JediMAC on September 14, 2003, 03:45 PM: Damn. I missed by only 4 months. I had May 17th. Looks like that brilliant flick Gigli's theatrical release eventually led to their downfall. 8)

Bennifer has left the building. So terribly sad... :P

So, who's up next? Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake, right?! ;)
Title: Re: OK Who Had September 14th?
Post by: MisterPL on September 14, 2003, 10:02 PM: I'd like to congratulate Ben Affleck for acquiring carnal knowledge of Ms. Lopez without having to ruin his own marital track record by actually marrying that husband collector. She'll be married to someone else within the year anyway.

Good Luck, Ben! (I hear Jennifer Garner's divorced now. She should fit into your divorcee collection nicely!)
Title: Re: OK Who Had September 14th?
Post by: JoshEEE on September 15, 2003, 03:23 AM: Finally. Now maybe we'll stop hearing about these two idiots.

After the two months of publicity that will ensue if they actually are broken up of course.

I hope to God they are. I'm sure marrying J-ho would be like slow suicide. Let her go back to Puff Diddy Widdy and bother him for awhile.
Title: Re: OK Who Had September 14th?
Post by: FX-7 on September 17, 2003, 03:06 PM: I think this was all a big hoax and they did get married. Slap that Booty Benny!
Title: Re: OK Who Had September 14th?
Post by: DSJ™ on September 23, 2003, 12:37 PM: Quote from: OCB on September 14, 2003, 03:21 PM
B-Lo and J-Lo have broken up (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20030914/us_nm/people_lopez_dc_2) :'(

Then again, maybe not! :-\

Ben 'n' Jen back together? (http://edition.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/Movies/09/23/affleck.lopez/index.html)
Title: Re: OK Who Had September 14th?
Post by: dustrho on September 23, 2003, 12:44 PM: I wouldn't doubt it if they got married after making the "break up" statement to the press.
Title: Re: OK Who Had September 14th?
Post by: JoshEEE on September 23, 2003, 01:29 PM: I STILL don't care. :)
Title: Re: OK Who Had September 14th?
Post by: JediMAC on January 22, 2004, 08:33 PM: And... Down for the count!!! (http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/01/22/affleck.lopez.ap/index.html) 8)

(http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2004/SHOWBIZ/01/22/affleck.lopez.ap/vert.affleck.lopez.file.ap.jpg)

Quote from: JoshEEE on September 23, 2003, 01:29 PM
I STILL don't care. :)

You're lying Josh! I know you care... :-*
Title: Re: OK Who Had September 14th?
Post by: MisterPL on January 22, 2004, 09:02 PM: Lookin' forward to Jersey Girl!

Poor Ben [lucky SOB]. He must be devastated [relieved]. I only hope he can find someone to mend his heart [stroke his Little Ben] as special [Latina hottie] as Ms. Lopez [used goods].

Is Carmen Elektra divorced yet?
Title: Re: OK Who Had September 14th?
Post by: Jesse James on January 22, 2004, 09:04 PM: Well these two charmers are back on the chopping block huh?

I wonder what painfully obviously unwilling to "settle down", superstar, ultra famous/rich, dashingly good looking man will be the next unwitting victim of J-Lo and her desire to have a baby, and a husband she should never be dellusional enough into thinking she can "tame".

I predict more turmoil in J-Lo's future as she makes a play for the shooting (literally) star, 50 cent.
Title: Re: OK Who Had June 12th?
Post by: Scott on June 7, 2004, 04:50 PM: Ben Affleck is crushed (http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Music/06/06/lopez.marries.reut/index.html) :'(

HOW could you do this to him J.Lo???? >:(
Title: Re: OK Who Had September 14th?
Post by: Jesse James on June 7, 2004, 05:25 PM: *cough********cough* :-X
Title: Re: OK Who Had September 14th?
Post by: Ben on June 7, 2004, 10:59 PM: Elizabeth Taylor for a new generation.
Title: Re: OK Who Had September 14th?
Post by: Scott on June 7, 2004, 11:04 PM: She's gotta be pregnant...why would he get divorced and they get married so fast?
Title: Re: OK Who Had September 14th?
Post by: DSJ™ on June 8, 2004, 11:31 AM: Top Ten Things Overheard At Jennifer Lopez's Wedding

10. Do you, Jennifer Lopez, take...I'm sorry, which one are you again?

9. We're gathered here today because Jennifer Lopez is apparently trying to break some sort of record

8. Her ass looked like the ass of a princess

7. You may now divorce the bride

6. Even the minister is rolling his eyes

5. I always cry at Jennifer Lopez's weddings

4. Wow, season one of 'Sanford and Son' on DVD! What a thoughtful gift, Dave!

3. This was fun - - see you at her next one

2. Hey, small world - - I'm a divorce lawyer, too

1. Honey, why does the cake read 'Ben'?
Title: Re: OK Who Had September 14th?
Post by: DSJ™ on June 8, 2004, 01:58 PM: Ummm...err...ah...

Anthony won't confirm J. Lo marriage (http://edition.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Music/06/08/people.marc.anthony.ap/index.html)
Title: Re: OK Who Had September 14th?
Post by: Angry Ewok on June 8, 2004, 03:36 PM: What makes you think this marriage with Anthony won't last? Seriously. I think he's 'the one'...

Seriously.
Title: Re: OK Who Had September 14th?
Post by: Scott on June 8, 2004, 10:26 PM: Ha!

Nostrakobemus

Newlywed J-Lo Expecting Baby: Report
(AFP) - Singer-actress Jennifer Lopez is expecting a baby with new husband Grammy-winning salsa star Marc Anthony, it was reported. Anthony, meanwhile, is refusing even to say whether the couple got married at the weekend at Lopez's Hollywood home. A guest at the marriage told a source quoted by the New York Post that the curvaceous film star, who broke off her highly publicized engagement with film star Ben Affleck just a few months ago, was expecting. More...
Title: Re: OK Who Had September 14th?
Post by: Jesse James on June 9, 2004, 02:09 AM: On Tough Crowd tonight, a great quote from one of the comics about J-Lo's woes...

"You've been compared to Elizabeth Taylor recently, and that's just not fair. She made good movies"
Title: Re: OK Who Had September 14th?
Post by: DualSaberMaster on June 9, 2004, 03:51 AM: What do Jenifer Lopez (J-Ho) and Frodo have in common?
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They both can't hold on to a ring. :P
Title: Re: OK Who Had September 14th?
Post by: MisterPL on June 9, 2004, 06:58 PM: Random thoughts:

- I've heard of "fifteen minutes of fame," but "fifteen minutes of J-Lo" is ridiculous.

- At this rate we'll all have been married to her by 2032.

- Nice religious girls are so hard to find these days.

- I can't help wonder if the baby's hers.

- Everyone needs a hobby.
Title: Re: OK Who Had September 14th?
Post by: paploo on June 11, 2004, 10:51 PM: when my fiance and i broke up, it took me about 1 and 1/2 years to truthfully be over it. its good to see it took her 1 and 1/2 days to get over ben....bah why am i even posting on this topic
Title: Re: OK Who Had September 14th?
Post by: Famine on June 13, 2004, 12:08 PM: I give this untill 3 months after the tyke is born.

Kevin