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Offline JohnH

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Haikus
« on: June 19, 2006, 10:52 PM »
Feeling a bit bored
Here's a thread about haikus
Post yer **** here, mang  :D

I was bored today during a training class, so in my few moments with nothing to do I came up with a couple.

A fork is a fork
Unless it's a spork, cuz' then
It's also a spoon
 

(I think I could see that one as a jingle as well)  ;)

The 'Scum, full of fools
Phil Wise runs the joint, hooray!
See Dustin bend over


I had some others but damn me if I can't remember them.

John

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Re: Haikus
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2006, 10:56 PM »
This thread could get funny fast...  Your second was definitely a strong effort John.
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Re: Haikus
« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2006, 03:08 AM »
I always found myself too long-winded for haikus, but I'd love to see where this goes.  :)
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Re: Haikus
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2006, 02:09 PM »
My search for Haiku
I went back the other way
I found Ukiah


My warmth is simple
I have felt cold so often
My tv covers me


And for relevance (and JJ):

Rebel Fleet Trooper
What more can be said of it
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Re: Haikus
« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2006, 03:05 PM »
Hasbro, making toys,
Where's our ultimate Grevious,
Or SA Jango?
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