Hysterical.
Absolutely and completely hysterical.
Let me explain why I question your use of punctuation in excess:
First, you are a college student, and as such should probably be in the habit of using proper punctuation when you type, given the amount of papers you do. Second, when you "!!" in a PM, that's to one person, and not in the open where people may read your posts (and inevitably, it seems, that they do) and it detracts from their opinion of you.
Plus, you use the exclamation key in most cases, at the wrong time.
How you dragged poor V into this, I'll never know, or what Oklahoma has to do with it.
Kevin