I liked how they basically said long hair could make you dumb.
While one could agree if they know many dumb long-haired people, the whole article just made me laugh with its absurdity. I mean, they honestly said,
"consumes a great deal of nutrition" and could thus rob the brain of energyThat's why I keeps my hair nice and short. It's brain food baby! Hair is the glutton of the body. Using up all my valuable stored energy.
God damn hair. May go shave my head now.
Thank you North Korea, for yet another laugh.
BTW who's going to tell Capt. Supercuts here to get his hair cut? I mean, the "Don King" went out a long time ago... if it was ever in.