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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #436 on: February 26, 2005, 12:23 PM »
Florida!! hahahahahahahahaha
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #437 on: February 26, 2005, 11:13 PM »
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« Reply #438 on: February 27, 2005, 05:11 PM »
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #440 on: February 28, 2005, 12:21 AM »
Probably. The little bastard's got this whole website of his full of goofy ****.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #441 on: February 28, 2005, 04:57 AM »
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #442 on: March 1, 2005, 02:28 AM »
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #443 on: March 1, 2005, 02:34 AM »
Just in case you weren't sure this whole 'God' thing had gone too far.

oh man, I am so going to Hell for this one.

Nice.

And this just in, from the Onion:

Bush Determined To Find Warehouse Where Ark Of Covenant Is Stored

WASHINGTON, DC—In a surprise press conference Monday, President Bush said he will not rest until the warehouse where the Ark of the Covenant, the vessel holding the original Ten Commandments, is located. "Nazis stole the Ark in 1936, but it was recovered by a single patriot, who braved gunfire, rolling boulders, and venomous snakes," Bush said, addressing the White House press corps. "Sadly, due to bureaucratic rigmarole, this powerful, historic relic was misplaced in a warehouse. Mark my words: We will find that warehouse." Bush added that, after they are strengthened by the power of the Ark, U.S. forces will seek out and destroy the sinister Temple of Doom.


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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #444 on: March 1, 2005, 02:59 AM »
I sincerely hope that's Bush's last crusade.  :D
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #446 on: March 2, 2005, 02:44 AM »
I can't believe I watched the whole thing. :o

It's taken thirty pages, but I think we've finally found the stupidest thing on the internet.


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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #447 on: March 2, 2005, 10:01 AM »
I can't believe I watched the whole thing. :o

It's taken thirty pages, but I think we've finally found the stupidest thing on the internet.


I think that's the world's last great mystery: understanding Japanese television.

I couldn't agree more.

I was fascinated by the squares put in post-production that drew focus to whichever performer was about to do something off. Like we need help identifying which one is upstaging the other with erratic movement or crazy facial expression.

It reminds me of the NBC News story I saw last week about a study on people with autism. When shown a movie, normal people watch the social interaction of characters, like a kiss or the facial expression of someone in an angry argument. They tracked eye movement and focus of autistic people (even children) and found they look at the light switch in the movie or another inanimate object instead of the character showing emotion.

Maybe all those video games and psychedelic television have evolved the viewer of such programming to require help focusing? And if that is the case, who is running the asylum? Wouldn't television producers be unable to create a "focus box" after years of exposure to their own crap er, "craft"?
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #449 on: March 4, 2005, 03:35 AM »
Actually true or just a fabrication to keep your mind away from the real news?

You decide!
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