Tripper, can you give more rules to the scenario?
IE: what are our limitations of movement, etc...
I think, if I went mobile, I could probably get many of them... Possibly get away, unless that's not a possibility at all (Like they just keep coming from all directions).
I'm not a HUGE person by any means. I'm 5'11" and near 200 lbs., and I do have some experience with boxing/striking training including how to fend off several people coming at me to escape them...
They're short though, so that's an interesting variable...
If they're really REALLY annoying too, you have to factor in potential "berzerker rage" you'd get by simply being so irate with them... Like imagine they're kids from the show Nanny911 and you may be able to decimate their ranks quickly, efficiently, and without even feeling the sweat break just based on sheer adrenaline...
Do we get to use a large implement at all, or just fists?
I'm truly intrigued with this topic, and I laughed out loud when I read it too. Nice.