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Title: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Morgbug on November 30, 2004, 01:32 PM
I know this is hard to believe and it deeply saddens me, but I'm forced to show you what just showed up on the newswire..... :'(

(AP)In news that shocked the Star Wars internet collecting world, the body of Chris Berry was found today in the Ohio countryside.  Berry was well known as the owner and leader of a Star Wars collectible board known as JediDefender.com

His body was found by a passerby walking their dog.  One Mr. Coleman stated that he was just out walking his dog and the dog suddenly became very excited, barking loudly.  When Coleman went to look at what was causing the ruckuss, he found the body.  "It was awful" said Coleman, "not only because, well, it was a dead body, but because it had all sorts of horrible burn marks and holes in the body." 

Police spokespersons were unwilling to comment on the nature of the burns or holes.  They would only comment on the fact that there were numerous suspects.   "There's a lot of unruly behaviour in the internet community" the officer in charge said, adding "no leader of an internet site is without their fair share of enemies." 

When an employee of the site was contacted for comment, one Mr. S. Pearson, he initially refused comments.  But later stated that "y'know, Ohio is really nice this time of year, er, I mean I've never been outside Minnesota!" 

Another staff member, a Mr. M. Colman (not related to the witness Coleman, but quite similar sounding in spite of differences in stature) was reported to be deeply saddened by the news.  What baffled the interviewer was the giggling in the background. 

Suspects were not specifically noted, though there is an international flavor apparently.  Apparently, one of the board "members" is from Canada.  No real name was obtained, but police are very interested in finding this individual.  His "code name" (bunch of ******* geeks) is Koda - apparently some satanic name, relating to an evil band from the 70's that went by the name of Led Zeppelin.  Though police did not reveal the information, there is speculation that satanic marking were found on the body including the word "ZOSO".  As far as motive for the elusive Koda there is the suggestion that he was waiting on some help from Berry and became impatient.  Something to do with "snowtroopers" though no one knows what the hell that means to anyone in the civilized world. 

Also tied into the satanic rumours were suggestions of some sort of voodoo involvement.  Rumour has it that one former board member was recently killed, but has surfaced occasionally in the form of a spectre.  The Ghost of Virex apparently had no love for Berry, as he was not allowed power at the site in question.  Some speculate that the Ghost of Virex came back to exact his due revenge. 

Other rumoured suspects are as follows, all using the ridiculous ::) code names from Jedidefender.com:

Angry Ewok - another staff member.  Apparently the name relates to his hirsuteness, when coupled with his short stature resulting in a less than pleasant demeanor (& odour) and poor taste in star wars characters.

Jokabofe (what the **** does that mean ::)) A disillusioned and bitter toy collector from New York and we know all New Yorkers are involved in some type of crime. 

As well there are numerous suspects from Minnesota, including the aforementioned Pearson.  As police spokespersons put it "you can't trust the people from Minnesota y'know."  "They're just like the folks out in Montana - you can't trust 'em.  Oh sure, they seem all citified and civilized but you know damn well they're drunk most of the time and packing weapons.  Can hardly blame them, what with the cold weather and polar bears and **** like that."

Crime scene investigators let slip some information that the burn marks were consistent with some type of crystal light.  Precisely how that could happen, they were unwilling to speculate. 

Investigations continue.  Berry apparently left behind few friends but plenty of family.  Not all were known to him.

RIP Chris Berry.



 :-*
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Jeff on November 30, 2004, 04:03 PM
 :-\  Uh....  yeah.

 :'(

So sad that so many have read, yet not responded, to this "good" thread.

Don't you think it's a little early in the day to hit the bottle, eh?   :P

Jeff
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Morgbug on November 30, 2004, 04:17 PM
Meh, you win some, you lose some.  My test market thought it funny.  Apparently not.  I thought it funnier when I had a slightly different name for the witness, but it was not prudent to use that name, apparently.   :-*

I'll live. 
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: JediMAC on November 30, 2004, 04:20 PM
Bored?



I was about to throw a shitfit for putting an "e" in my last name, but I see that was just another fella by the same name.  Weird, that.
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: JediMAC on November 30, 2004, 04:23 PM
Jokabofe (what the **** does that mean ::))

What does your forum name mean? (http://www.jedidefender.com/yabbse/index.php?topic=642.msg40924#msg40924)   ::)


'Tis sad though, about Berry's disappearance/passing though...   :-\
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Morgbug on November 30, 2004, 04:27 PM
Jokabofe (what the **** does that mean ::))

What does your forum name mean? (http://www.jedidefender.com/yabbse/index.php?topic=642.msg40924#msg40924)   ::)


'Tis sad though, about Berry's disappearance/passing though...   :-\

Man, it was either too deep for most people or just that bad.  I guess the latter based on your recent post.  It was written in third person from the perspective of a reporter who wouldn't frequent the site, but I guess reading comprehension's a little lower than I was giving credit for ::)

Using  Coleman as the witness name was to see if you would indeed throw said shitfit for me mis-spelling your name.  So it was a marginal success on that level. 

The original witness was deemed too sensitive to use.
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Angry Ewok on November 30, 2004, 04:49 PM
You're a bastard, and I'm glad you're dead.
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Diddly on November 30, 2004, 05:41 PM
Slow news day, huh? :P
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: JediMAC on November 30, 2004, 06:34 PM
You're a bastard, and I'm glad you're dead.

Is that directed at Brent, or Berry?!   :P


(I know the answer, of course)
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: JediMAC on November 30, 2004, 06:37 PM
Jokabofe ... A disillusioned and bitter toy collector from New York and we know all New Yorkers are involved in some type of crime.

Is that a shot at Dave's little "issue" with a certain Drew Barrymore flick?   :P


Dave's actually in New Jersey, BTW.  But close enough.
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Vator on November 30, 2004, 07:37 PM
I guess I'm the only one who thought it was funny.

Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: JesseVader08 on November 30, 2004, 09:56 PM
Actually, I got a kick out of it, even if I'm still learning who everyone is.  Damn newbie!  I guess Brent's humour just works for me... should I be worried?  :o
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Scott on November 30, 2004, 10:05 PM
Only the good die young, Rest In Peace Chris Berry

Does this mean that I get his stuff?   Because that was what Colman told me
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Jesse James on November 30, 2004, 10:50 PM
Why didn't Darth Big Boy break this?
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Shannon (Princess) on November 30, 2004, 11:05 PM
I'm going to be nice  >:(  ;D
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Rob on November 30, 2004, 11:44 PM
Why didn't Darth Big Boy break this?

Not enough celebrity status I'd guess.  Nor was there a yahoo or bloody-disgusting.com story.

Does this mean the next new JD member will be "The Ghost of Chris Berry." ?


Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Jedi Idej on November 30, 2004, 11:53 PM
"It was awful" said Coleman, "not only because, well, it was a dead body, but because it had all sorts of horrible burn marks and holes in the body." 

(http://www.seenontv.com/prod-pages/images1/CH-Thumb-wr.jpg)

I smell lawsuit.
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: DSJ™ on December 1, 2004, 09:17 AM
Hah, Rest In Peace ya bastard!
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: DSJ™ on December 1, 2004, 09:32 AM
I'm sure I saw a Ghost earlier!  :o
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Lady Jaye on December 1, 2004, 04:09 PM
Bored?



I was about to throw a shitfit for putting an "e" in my last name, but I see that was just another fella by the same name.  Weird, that.

Okay, is this the type of high quality threads you guys were talkin about??? Just curious!!!!  :-*
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Chris on December 1, 2004, 04:13 PM
Bored?



I was about to throw a shitfit for putting an "e" in my last name, but I see that was just another fella by the same name.  Weird, that.

Okay, is this the type of high quality threads you guys were talkin about??? Just curious!!!!  :-*

Yep, I'm dead. And you will like it. And post about it. And if you don't like it. You will leave.
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Morgbug on December 1, 2004, 04:35 PM
Bored?



I was about to throw a shitfit for putting an "e" in my last name, but I see that was just another fella by the same name.  Weird, that.

Okay, is this the type of high quality threads you guys were talkin about??? Just curious!!!!  :-*

Thanks for having a sense of humour ::)
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Scott on December 1, 2004, 04:40 PM
H-u-m-o-r, damn English Speaking Rest of the World
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Morgbug on December 1, 2004, 04:45 PM
H-u-m-o-r, damn English Speaking Rest of the World

Nein, H-U-M-U-O-R .

Not lazy-ass 'Merican gotta drop a letter out of everything cuz I can't remember to put it in there in the first place.   :-*
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Ghost of Virex on December 1, 2004, 05:02 PM
I Didn't Kill Chris Berry But I saw who did.  Also, Chris Berry is nowhere down here that I saw, maybe he went the other way.
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: JediMAC on December 1, 2004, 06:41 PM
Okay, is this the type of high quality threads you guys were talkin about??? Just curious!!!!  :-*

Hey, welcome back, Bertha!  :)

Indeed, this is exactly the high-quality we were talking about.  Please let us know when we've overwhelmed you with our astounding intellect here...   8)

Actually, I got a kick out of it, even if I'm still learning who everyone is.  Damn newbie!  I guess Brent's humour just works for me... should I be worried?  :o

Yes.
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: jokabofe on December 1, 2004, 08:25 PM
Okay, is this the type of high quality threads you guys were talkin about??? Just curious!!!!  :-*

Oh, sorry if you prefer the "higher quality" threads over at RS - maybe you should just stay there from now on?
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Jesse James on December 1, 2004, 09:12 PM
Call me crazy, but to me there's more solidarity, maturity, and intelligence in this thread's 2 pages than 2 months worth of threads at Scum.  It's at least exemplary of a thread that people have fun in, don't post to simply hear themselves, and it builds a strong community through people having fun and joking with each other.

I don't see any arguments or fights (till now possibly), no post-padding because people think that's what makes a strong community, and in general it's made everyone who participated in it chuckle at least once (at least the vast majority who legitimately participated anyway).

Is that quality?  Well, it's better than what's doing at Wuher's Cantina, that's for damn sure.
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Diddly on December 1, 2004, 09:17 PM
Double J: 1

Double A: 0
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: jokabofe on December 1, 2004, 10:19 PM
Not to mention: what do you think would happen if someone posted a thread at RS joking that Phil had died?
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: C on December 1, 2004, 11:29 PM
Not to mention: what do you think would happen if someone posted a thread at RS joking that Phil had died?

hmmm... let's try it!
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Lady Jaye on December 1, 2004, 11:31 PM
Oh I'm sorry if I hurt your sensibilities gentlemen. I was just curious, as to the previously closed down thread in which you all took your jabs in, one of the main arguments was the fact that all the threads here were of high quality and substance. And yet I see this thread, and I think to myslef, now this is not a high quality thread. It actually seems kind of like, how should I put it, a post padding thread!!! Anyhow don't get your boxers in a bunch, I was just trying to poke a lil fun at the air of superiority there is around here!!!  Just so we are cool, here is a lil  :-*

 ;)
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: sfg on December 2, 2004, 01:09 AM
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:)
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: jjks on December 2, 2004, 01:32 AM
 >:(
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: JesseVader08 on December 2, 2004, 01:43 AM
Uh, what?   ???
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: stormtripper on December 2, 2004, 01:48 AM
I don't get this thread at all....... I am not going to read everything written in it either and lady jaye, you complain a lot.. shut the hell up already ::) and don't try to respond to that trying to sound intelligent, just shut up
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: CorranHorn on December 2, 2004, 01:55 AM
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:)

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Great story Morgbug, but it was missing something that's apparent in all internet communities, the love interest! Come on everyone knows about the sultry underside of the Star Wars collecting community, one day it's tale can be told.
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Jesse James on December 2, 2004, 06:35 AM
Damn, I was playing LOTR3rdAge or I woulda come into chat to get you to decipher that for me.  :)  I'm intrigued.
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: CorranHorn on December 2, 2004, 07:00 PM
Damn, I was playing LOTR3rdAge or I woulda come into chat to get you to decipher that for me.  :)  I'm intrigued.

oh its definitely is decipherible, the answer is out there, I won't ruin it though for anyone interested in searching for themselves. besides i cant do chat this week, not running solo at the office.

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Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Vator on December 2, 2004, 07:12 PM
And to think I gave LJ the beneift of the doubt, ha!

Heil Uberstrumbahnfuher Wise for me!  :-*
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Rob on December 2, 2004, 08:44 PM
I don't remember everyone saying that every thread here was full of substance.  It's not like this is the library or a funeral home. 


on another note, special congrats to Morgbug.  After a rocky start, this ended up being a reasonably sucessful endeavor.
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: C on December 2, 2004, 09:10 PM
a funeral home is full of substance? full of dead people, maybe.
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Shannon (Princess) on December 2, 2004, 11:43 PM
Not to mention: what do you think would happen if someone posted a thread at RS joking that Phil had died?
actually, my original post before I went back and edited it was my satire of what would probably happen if we were mod'd by the staff of RS. 
I'm still trying very hard to be nice, but it's getting more and more difficult. 
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Jesse James on December 2, 2004, 11:54 PM
You'd be ordered to make every thread an "official" one while locking all other discussions, post in threads even if you don't have anything to add but "very nice!", edit people's remarks without notification of why/when, and never deal with "problem" members unless they criticize the site or its staff?

that's not satire, it's honesty...  Or were you really going for satire? :)

One of what I thought was my funnier remarks was when someone said one of the "better mods" should come in and do something within a thread, and I said that "Apokolips doesn't have that power anymore". 

I don't think anyone saw it, or they didn't get it...  Or I thought it was funnier than it was.   :-\
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Rob on December 3, 2004, 12:06 AM
a funeral home is full of substance? full of dead people, maybe.

Well, place where it's best to be serious is what I was going for.

But then again, you already knew that.
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: CorranHorn on December 3, 2004, 01:57 AM

One of what I thought was my funnier remarks was when someone said one of the "better mods" should come in and do something within a thread, and I said that "Apokolips doesn't have that power anymore". 



 ;D
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Jesse James on December 3, 2004, 02:17 AM
Thanks man.  I needed that.   :P
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Mister Skeezler on December 3, 2004, 02:37 PM
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Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
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Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
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Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
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Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Jeff on December 3, 2004, 03:18 PM
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Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: sfg on December 3, 2004, 03:21 PM
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Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
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Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Vator on December 3, 2004, 03:39 PM
I feel so out of the loop  :-\ .
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Scott on December 3, 2004, 03:43 PM
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Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
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Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
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Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: DSJ™ on December 3, 2004, 04:00 PM
 :)
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
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Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
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Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
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Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
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Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Vator on December 3, 2004, 04:21 PM
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Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: sfg on December 3, 2004, 04:26 PM
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Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: DSJ™ on December 3, 2004, 04:28 PM
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Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Jeff on December 3, 2004, 04:31 PM
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Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Jesse James on December 3, 2004, 05:02 PM
Uhm...

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Those are TIE Fighters.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v434/Furious-George/SpecialEd.jpg)
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Mister Skeezler on December 3, 2004, 05:26 PM
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Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Bob Crane on December 3, 2004, 08:34 PM
Not to mention: what do you think would happen if someone posted a thread at RS joking that Phil had died?

HAHA- "Kill Phill"

(ok, I admit- I have hit the bottle)
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Diddly on December 3, 2004, 11:08 PM
Thanks a lot, Lady Jaye, for turning this thread into ****.

I wish ban.

 >:(
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: CorranHorn on December 4, 2004, 12:59 AM
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Yes it is!  ;D

Lando: oh **** you're right about that, DAMN! :)
Nataku: representing fo sure!

Really though guys, thanks for ruining my gimmick!  :P
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Darthshader on December 4, 2004, 04:11 PM
This was interesting reading. Nice piece of Fiction, Morgbug! ;D

Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Lady Jaye on December 4, 2004, 05:58 PM
Thanks a lot, Lady Jaye, for turning this thread into ****.

I wish ban.


I aim to please Durgy!!!! Oh and what do you mean by "I wish ban   8)

Oh and Stormtripper, who's worse he who complains, or he who complains about the complainer??  ;)
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Vator on December 4, 2004, 06:52 PM
She called Travis Durge? I love it!
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Diddly on December 4, 2004, 09:36 PM
I aim to please Durgy!!!!

You were probably too busy pleasing Post Padders to realize that I am NOT Durge. Read my name. Go ahead, read it. My name is DIDDLY. D-I-D-D-L-Y. As in Diddly Squat. If I were Durge, I would have the name of a Star Wars character. Please learn who you are talking to.

Oh and what do you mean by "I wish ban   8)

Oh please. Do I really need to spell this out to you? "I wish ban" means that I wish for you to be banned. It's that simple.

If you have any more complaints, just PM me. As much as a fight would bring credibility back to this thread, we don't want this place turning into RS, do we?
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Chris on December 4, 2004, 11:51 PM
I aim to please Durgy!!!!

You were probably too busy pleasing Post Padders to realize that I am NOT Durge. Read my name. Go ahead, read it. My name is DIDDLY. D-I-D-D-L-Y. As in Diddly Squat. If I were Durge, I would have the name of a Star Wars character. Please learn who you are talking to.

Oh and what do you mean by "I wish ban   8)

Oh please. Do I really need to spell this out to you? "I wish ban" means that I wish for you to be banned. It's that simple.

If you have any more complaints, just PM me. As much as a fight would bring credibility back to this thread, we don't want this place turning into RS, do we?

Yeah, LJ.... what he said.
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Famine on December 4, 2004, 11:52 PM
Not to mention: what do you think would happen if someone posted a thread at RS joking that Phil had died?


Celebration destroyed by a mass banning.

Maybe?

Kevin
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Diddly on December 5, 2004, 12:56 PM
http://threads.rebelscum.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=990158&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1#990158 (http://threads.rebelscum.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=990158&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1#990158)

 :-*

EDIT: Damn bastards removed it.....

"This thread has been moved

We do not need Jedidefender people to make fun of rebelscum posters. In fact Snapple, I think you're going to have to post there only from now on. If you don't like it here or the people that post, then don't come here

Edited by Lady_Jaye (12/05/04 12:06 PM)"

I'm expecting a banning now.
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: DSJ™ on December 5, 2004, 01:04 PM
http://threads.rebelscum.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=990158&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1#990158 (http://threads.rebelscum.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=990158&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1#990158)

 :-*

EDIT: Damn bastards removed it.....

"This thread has been moved

We do not need Jedidefender people to make fun of rebelscum posters. In fact Snapple, I think you're going to have to post there only from now on. If you don't like it here or the people that post, then don't come here"

I'm expecting a banning now.

Were you expecting anything else! (http://www.snowtroopers.ca/forum/YaBBImages/rolleyes.gif)
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Rob L on December 5, 2004, 01:05 PM
What was in that post?
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Diddly on December 5, 2004, 01:07 PM
The same thing on the first page, but with RS names subbing for the JD names.

Wise/Berry, Greg and Gregg/Coleman and Colman, Cinemaddiction/Jokabofe, DBB/OCB, Lady Jaye/AE, etc.
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Rob L on December 5, 2004, 01:10 PM
What a load grumpy buggers  ;)
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: JoshEEE on December 5, 2004, 01:11 PM
I had to come over here and see if anyone knew what was in that article. I was wondering if it was going to be something slightly funny (after all, it was "banworthy").  I was a bit disappointed to find out it was a simple rehash of another article with the names changed.

Man, if you were trying to get yourself banned, you should have at least written your own work.  Darn you "Jedidefender people" ;)
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Diddly on December 5, 2004, 01:20 PM
I haven't been banned yet... LJ was writing me a PM, but I don't have it yet, so who knows whats going to happen.
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Angry Ewok on December 5, 2004, 03:59 PM
Lady Jaye/AE

Since we have so much in common, right?????
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: JoshEEE on December 5, 2004, 05:24 PM
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Since we have so much in common, right?

Well let's see, I've never seen you use dozens of unneccesssary punctuation marks in a sentence, you haven't engaged in a futile effort to keep your identity private (while requesting as many details as possible from everyone else)....and last I checked, there has never been any mystery as to your gender.

Aside from that I can't tell you two apart sometimes.

Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: [DSS]Pedr0 on December 5, 2004, 05:26 PM
DAMN THOSE EXTRA (insert grammar marks here) !!!! Totally unnecessary and "childish" on its Part. Err..I mean Bertha.
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Rob L on December 5, 2004, 05:36 PM
LJ is one of my favourite scummers, but all this Bertha business takes me back to my childhood  ;D :

(the following reference is far too UK-centric  :P )

Bertha theme tune (http://www.80snostalgia.com/classictv/bertha/sounds/theme.wav)

(http://www.thechestnut.com/bertha/bertha1.jpg)

Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Vator on December 5, 2004, 05:44 PM
That sig banner is just plain tacky, didn't we ban those earlier this year?

Errrrrrm, yes, anyway...Travis, are you banned yet? And have you recieved the mystery PM?
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: [DSS]Pedr0 on December 5, 2004, 06:44 PM
That sig banner is just plain tacky, didn't we ban those earlier this year?

Fack Off!
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Vator on December 5, 2004, 06:56 PM
Huh? I'm just saying it's tacky no slight on you.
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Diddly on December 5, 2004, 06:57 PM
AE, I just used her in place of you because it was easier to use her name in your part of the article. I just replaced Star Wars with G.I. Joe. It all just kind of came together to me. I hope you understand.  :)

Here's an update on my status at RS:

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Your account has been banned or locked banned for unappropriate post, we don;t need his kind around here.

Please use your back button to return to the previous page

I think those mods need a grammar/typing lesson. Or two. Or three...
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: CorranHorn on December 5, 2004, 11:19 PM
hahaha  ;D

Well now we really do know what would happen if such a post was made on Scum, I'm guessing LJ had a hand in it closing? Funny how she's utilizing her mod abilities to watch over a specific group of peoples, I wonder if that's her role at the scum now, "JD Watcher". Diddly I do hope though, you credited Morgbug, cause dude plagerism is just wrong!  ;)
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Jesse James on December 6, 2004, 12:32 AM
I think Morgbug's not wanting the credit anymore.  :)
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: Angry Ewok on December 6, 2004, 07:30 AM
I'm guessing LJ had a hand in it closing?

You are correct, sir.

"This thread has been moved

We do not need Jedidefender people to make fun of rebelscum posters. In fact Snapple, I think you're going to have to post there only from now on. If you don't like it here or the people that post, then don't come here."


Pretty lame how Bertha calls everyone with an account at JediDefender a 'jedidefender person', but oh well, I suppose some folks would consider that a compliment. I do.


AE, I just used her in place of you because it was easier to use her name in your part of the article. I just replaced Star Wars with G.I. Joe. It all just kind of came together to me. I hope you understand.  :)

Oh don't mind me, I'm still having a hard time getting over the fact that I can't be the center of attention there anymore.

::)
Title: Re: Tragic news concerning our fearless leader.
Post by: JoshEEE on December 6, 2004, 02:43 PM
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Pretty lame how Bertha calls everyone with an account at JediDefender a 'jedidefender person', but oh well, I suppose some folks would consider that a compliment. I do.

That would make 'ol Bertha herself a "Jedidefender person" wouldn't it?