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Offline Matt

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Re: Random passages from John Hodgman's book, "The Areas of My Expertise."
« Reply #60 on: June 4, 2012, 12:57 AM »
SEVEN HUNDRED HOBO NAMES

(This being the twenty-first of seventy installments.)

201.  Extra-Skin Dave
202.  Beanbag-Chair Bill
203.  Grant Sharpnails, the Scratcher
204.  Tommy Lice-Comb
205.  "Medicated Shampoo" Jonah Jump
206.  General Woundwort, the Giant Rabbit
207.  Genius L. Cravat, the Gentleman
208.  Giant Bat Wings Roland
209.  Nick Nolte
210.  Salty Salty Friday
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Re: Random passages from John Hodgman's book, "The Areas of My Expertise."
« Reply #61 on: June 4, 2012, 06:39 PM »
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Re: Random passages from John Hodgman's book, "The Areas of My Expertise."
« Reply #62 on: June 6, 2012, 10:12 AM »
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209.  Nick Nolte

For the win.
He never really got out of that Down and Out in Beverly Hills role did he?
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Re: Random passages from John Hodgman's book, "The Areas of My Expertise."
« Reply #63 on: July 26, 2013, 12:18 PM »
SEVEN HUNDRED HOBO NAMES

(This being the twenty-second of seventy installments.)

211. Fatman and the Creature (note: there was no creature)
212. Cecelia Graveside
213. Hoosegow Earl French
214. Stymie Stonewrist
215. Roadrunner "Meep Meep" Fabong
216. Bruised-Rib Johansson, the Beefer
217. Joachim Bat-in-Hair
218. Food-Eating Micah
219. Rubbery Dmitry, the Mad Monk
220. Honey Bunches of Donald
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Re: Random passages from John Hodgman's book, "The Areas of My Expertise."
« Reply #64 on: October 22, 2014, 06:48 PM »
SEVEN HUNDRED HOBO NAMES

(This being the twenty-third of seventy installments.)

221. Crispy Morton
222. Feminine Forearms Rosengarten
223. Two-Headed Mike Hoover
224. Manny Stillwaggon, the Man with the Handlebar Eyebrows
225. Bean-Hoarder Newt
226. Texas Emil
227. The Moor of Venice
228. Averroes Nix
229. Human Hair Blanket Morris Burnes
230. Canadian Paul Tough
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Re: Random passages from John Hodgman's book, "The Areas of My Expertise."
« Reply #65 on: October 22, 2014, 08:22 PM »
I'll lay you 10-1 you've been drinking.
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Re: Random passages from John Hodgman's book, "The Areas of My Expertise."
« Reply #66 on: October 22, 2014, 10:57 PM »
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I am so looking forward to the thirty-seventh installment of SEVEN HUNDRED HOBO NAMES

I have this sneaky feeling that Hobo Name 363 is going to rock (although it will be hard to top "Sweet Daddy Champagne").

Still waiting...  just 24 installments to go!

Stll waiting...  just 14 installments to go!
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Re: Random passages from John Hodgman's book, "The Areas of My Expertise."
« Reply #67 on: October 27, 2014, 09:39 AM »
I bet we are going to die of old age before this is done.
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Re: Random passages from John Hodgman's book, "The Areas of My Expertise."
« Reply #68 on: July 29, 2016, 04:17 PM »
About time for an update, no?
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Re: Random passages from John Hodgman's book, "The Areas of My Expertise."
« Reply #69 on: April 3, 2018, 07:26 AM »
SEVEN HUNDRED HOBO NAMES

(This being the twenty-fourth of seventy installments.)

231. Crooner Sy
232. Manuel Pants-Too-High
233. Sylvia Patience Hidden-Forks
234. Sung, the Land Pirate
235. Opie, the Boston Bum
236. Hard-Flossing Hope Peak
237. Stingo the Bandana Origami Prodigy
238. Franklin Ape and His Inner Ear Infection
239. Questionable-Judgment Theodore Stomachbrace
240. Thermos H. Christ
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Re: Random passages from John Hodgman's book, "The Areas of My Expertise."
« Reply #70 on: April 3, 2018, 04:08 PM »
Whoa, slow down there Matt.  I can hardly take all this in with less than 2 years between updates.
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Re: Random passages from John Hodgman's book, "The Areas of My Expertise."
« Reply #71 on: April 4, 2020, 06:41 AM »
SEVEN HUNDRED HOBO NAMES

(This being the twenty-fifth of seventy installments.)

241. Sir Mix-a-Lot
242. The Nine Doctor Whos
243. Lord Winston Two-Monocles
244. The Freewheelin' Barry Sin
245. Diego the Spark-Spitter
246. American Citizen Zane Pain
247. Abraham, the Secret Collector of Decorative China
248. Linty Sullivan, the Lint-Collector
249. Socks Monster
250. Ma Churchill
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Re: Random passages from John Hodgman's book, "The Areas of My Expertise."
« Reply #72 on: April 4, 2020, 01:23 PM »
Quote from: Rob on April  3, 2018, 04:08 PM
Whoa, slow down there Matt.  I can hardly take all this in with less than 2 years between updates.

Well that's attention to detail.
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Re: Random passages from John Hodgman's book, "The Areas of My Expertise."
« Reply #73 on: September 5, 2024, 01:03 PM »
SEVEN HUNDRED HOBO NAMES

(This being the twenty-sixth of seventy installments.)

251. Pappy Churchill
252. The Young Churchill
253. The Young Churchill's Hated Bride
254. Churchill-Lover Phineas Redfish
255. Crispus T. Muzzlewitt
256. Stain-Sucker Duncan
257. Dick the Candy Dandy
258. Albuterol Inhaler Preston McWeak
259. Longtime Listener, First-Time Caller
260. Mastiff Mama
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Re: Random passages from John Hodgman's book, "The Areas of My Expertise."
« Reply #74 on: September 5, 2024, 01:13 PM »
So let's see... 10 names every 4 years... 440 names to go...

We'll finally get to see what number 700 is in.... about 110 years.   
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