HELP FROM ANY FANS

[Commander Cody]

Where can I send some stuff Bilbo?

[jjks]

Bilbo, are you okay? I fear the worst.

[Darth Slothus]

LOL..this is funny hey I dont even know you... oohoooh but I'm sooo gullible please anything...what do you need??? NOT

what this guy wasn't insured?

gotta CPU I see or a new one/ ouch shipping over there/not cheap

And B- toys...whatta rip..lol; don't got there. well, I guess even ebay's a risky deal.

[Mister Skeezler]

Yeah, I'd rather use this thread to talk about how scummy Brian's Toys is. I feel like the collecting community should just boycott those ****wads.

[Rob]

I need loose stormtroopers - anyone want to send me some?

[Mister Skeezler]

Dear collectors,

Please send me your hot girlfriends...and any cheesteak sandwiches you may have. My...tool shed...burned down.

[Jim]

This guy contacted me a couple weeks back when I unloaded my collection.  He would be greatful if I could make a donation.  Seems a little too convenient.  I would never have the gonads to come and just ask for free stuff in this day and age.  Plus I notice this person is not responding to any other boards any more. 

So if any other dumbass out there wants to fund my collection because I can no longer afford alot of stuff, feel free to email me.

[TheBlackDog65]

Hmmm, IF he was a well known member then I would chip in.

But what the heck. I work for the Jolly Old Man in a red suit who lives at the North Pole. There are thousands of requests from KIDS who want all the SA Clone Wars Clone Troopers, Shock Troopers, Green and Red Clone Commanders, all SA 41 ROTS Clones, and all #6 clones you have.
Then when the Tatical Assult Clones come out, please send all you buy to me via the Jolly Old Man. This will ensure that all the KIDS who have requested these sought after, hard to find figures can receive them for Christmas. PM me for my address or send your clones to:

Santa  Claus
i.e. The Black Dog
1 North Pole Ave
North Pole AK, 05667

I also work for the tooth fairy so you could send the clones there also to

Tooth Fairy
i.e. The Black Dog
1 Fairy Lane
Fairyland, 00000.

[Jesse James]

I need loose stormtroopers - anyone want to send me some?

You saw the PM he sent me, he's already got dibs Rob.   

[SilverZ]

Bilbo, I hope you get your collection back. Last year, when my collection was eaten by bears, these guys hooked me up. Hopefully they'll do the same for you.

[Mister Skeezler]

Well, my rancor figure keeps eating all adjacent figures, so now its not even third party intrusions onto my display that I need to worry about. At this rate my collection may dwindle to my rancor, snoova (who the rancor has found to be as unappealling as we all do), and a large mound of rancor poodoo.

Listen, this guy was asking for people to send him stuff before his "fire". Sure, if he was someone we all knew, then I would probably believe him. But he's been here for a total of like 6 posts. In that very short time he's asked for freebies, then conveniently suffered a fire in which all his figures were destroyed (but apparently not his computer), and very promtly returned to asking for free figures.

I call shenanigans.

[name]

Dear collectors,

Please send me your hot girlfriends...and any cheesteak sandwiches you may have. My...tool shed...burned down.

Let this be a lesson to us all.  Keep your hot chicks in the basement and your cheesesteak sandwiches in the nightstand where they belong.  Storing those items in the toolshed is just flirting with disaster.

Besides the obvious risk of catastrophic loss. . .storing cheesesteak and hot chicks in the same location is just asking for your hot chicks to eat the cheesesteak.  And then what have you got?  No cheesesteak, and fat chicks who used to be hot.  Nobody needs that.

[Jesse James]

Sure, if he was someone we all knew, then I would probably believe him.

Funny you should say that.

I lost my collection tonight in a tragic curling accident and would like help.

70 VOTC Stormtroopers, and 10 Clone evolutions sets are what I need.  Any help, thanks.

[Mister Skeezler]

Sure, if he was someone we all knew, then I would probably believe him.

Funny you should say that.

I lost my collection tonight in a tragic curling accident and would like help.

70 VOTC Stormtroopers, and 10 Clone evolutions sets are what I need.  Any help, thanks.

And you need them for free, no doubt? 

[Ryan]

Sure, if he was someone we all knew, then I would probably believe him.

Funny you should say that.

I lost my collection tonight in a tragic curling accident and would like help.

70 VOTC Stormtroopers, and 10 Clone evolutions sets are what I need.  Any help, thanks.

I just sent you 2 clone Evolution sets and a Sith set. Be sure to watch out for those curling pucks...errrr.. whatever they are called.