Author Topic: Matthew Lillard sucks (JediMAC knows first-hand).  (Read 11785 times)

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Re: Matthew Lillard sucks. (and Linda Cardellini is hot.)
« Reply #15 on: August 1, 2004, 10:40 PM »
Va va va voom



Hey, where's your cartoon Velma, on all fours, "searching for glasses" animated thing?  

Now that gives me the hot.
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Re: Matthew Lillard sucks. (and Linda Cardellini is hot.)
« Reply #16 on: August 1, 2004, 10:45 PM »

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Re: Matthew Lillard sucks. (and Linda Cardellini is hot.)
« Reply #17 on: August 1, 2004, 10:48 PM »
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Re: Matthew Lillard sucks. (and Linda Cardellini is hot.)
« Reply #18 on: August 2, 2004, 01:31 PM »
Lillard, in real life, is actually 52 years old, on his third marriage, and is recovering from quadruple-bypass surgery, yet he's playing Lindsay Lohan's secret crush, Davey, in the new movie "Confessions of a Teenage Mean Girl Part 2: Freakier Friday", coming out this Christmas.

Don't know if you meant this paragraph as a humourous rant or not, but Lillard is only 34, being born in January of 1970....
...but he still sucks and Linda is still hot
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Re: Matthew Lillard sucks. (and Linda Cardellini is hot.)
« Reply #19 on: August 2, 2004, 01:47 PM »
Don't know if you meant this paragraph as a humourous rant or not, but Lillard is only 34, being born in January of 1970....

No, I actually do believe that he's 52--just as much as I believe that a movie called "Confessions of a Teenage Mean Girl Part 2: Freakier Friday" will be out in theatres this Christmas.
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Re: Matthew Lillard sucks. (and Linda Cardellini is hot.)
« Reply #20 on: August 2, 2004, 04:00 PM »
Interestingly enough, I actually used to know Matt Lillard.  We went to Jr. High (Hewes) and High School (Foothill) together for about 4 years, and had a lot of the same classes...

Pretty surprised when he hit the "big time" with Scream, and a few of those other movies...

As for Linda Cardellini, yes, she is SMOKIN' HOT!   8)

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Re: Matthew Lillard sucks. (and Linda Cardellini is hot.)
« Reply #21 on: August 2, 2004, 04:10 PM »
You may now fall under the guilt by association catagory, I'll let the thread starter make the final call on that one

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Re: Matthew Lillard sucks. (and Linda Cardellini is hot.)
« Reply #22 on: August 2, 2004, 04:23 PM »
You may now fall under the guilt by association catagory, I'll let the thread starter make the final call on that one

Did you notice how ambiguous his reply was?

"Yeah, I knew him.  We went to school and played football together."

But that's it--no "we got together and played Pong on the weekends", or no "he was a total dick", or anything that would give us a clue to how he felt about Matthew Lillard.  You'd think that there would be some kind of personal opinion of him given, good or bad, to give us all some kind of insight to the person in question. . .

Very interesting.
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Re: Matthew Lillard sucks. (and Linda Cardellini is hot.)
« Reply #23 on: August 2, 2004, 04:35 PM »
Maybe he can give his ol' buddy Matthew a call and let him know that we all think he sucks.

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Re: Matthew Lillard sucks. (and Linda Cardellini is hot.)
« Reply #24 on: August 2, 2004, 04:37 PM »
I can picture them walking down the hall of the school together after tossing the old Pigskin around and the girls all saying "Here come the Matts, what a couple of dweebs (giggle)"  

Who knew one would go onto instant Stardom as a reporter for a Star Wars collecting website and the other would be such a loser

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Re: Matthew Lillard sucks. (and Linda Cardellini is hot.)
« Reply #25 on: August 2, 2004, 04:39 PM »
I'm still waiting for Matt to scan his middle school yearbook so we can all see - individual pictures (yours and his) and the football team photo should do.

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Re: Matthew Lillard sucks. (and Linda Cardellini is hot.)
« Reply #26 on: August 2, 2004, 04:42 PM »
I just noticed in his original post that Matt never said he specifically played football with him, he said his school was called Foothill, that's cool...I'll change my story


I can picture them walking down the hall of the school together after tossing the old Pigskin around practicing their wrestling moves and the girls all saying "Here come the Matts, what a couple of dweebs (giggle)"  

Who knew one would go onto instant Stardom as a reporter for a Star Wars collecting website and the other would be such a loser

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Re: Matthew Lillard sucks. (and Linda Cardellini is hot.)
« Reply #27 on: August 2, 2004, 04:55 PM »
From JediMAC:

I just mentioned that, in case anyone cared enough to look it up and verify it...   :-*

Dammit.  I tried to quote your post here, and instead I modified it!  Stupid me...


« Last Edit: August 2, 2004, 05:27 PM by Virex »
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Re: Matthew Lillard sucks. (and Linda Cardellini is hot.)
« Reply #28 on: August 2, 2004, 04:55 PM »
Did you notice how ambiguous his reply was?

"Yeah, I knew him.  We went to school and played football together."

But that's it--no "we got together and played Pong on the weekends", or no "he was a total dick", or anything that would give us a clue to how he felt about Matthew Lillard.  You'd think that there would be some kind of personal opinion of him given, good or bad, to give us all some kind of insight to the person in question. . .

Very interesting.

We were mad, passionate lovers.  There, I said it.  Happy now?

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Re: Matthew Lillard sucks. (and Linda Cardellini is hot.)
« Reply #29 on: August 2, 2004, 04:58 PM »
We were mad, passionate lovers.  There, I said it.  Happy now?

The Truth is out!  :D