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Title: Favorite Family Guy Lines?
Post by: Revenge on August 19, 2004, 01:46 AM
Tell us your favorite lines.

Changed my choice:

Baliff: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Peter Griffin: I swear... you bastard.
Title: Re: Favorite Family Guy Lines?
Post by: Chris on August 19, 2004, 02:04 AM
I thought it was "You are a bastard".
Title: Re: Favorite Family Guy Lines?
Post by: Hemish on August 19, 2004, 02:34 AM
No it was "You Bastard"
Mine is "Diamonds........she'll pretty much have to"
Man i was laughing so i hard i nearly died, that is the funniest show ever, can't wait for Seth's new one American Dad, that looks funny as well.
There are just way to many to list , they have a list going on the forums at www.American-Dad.com in the family guy section, check it out.
As well as the trivia.
Title: Re: Favorite Family Guy Lines?
Post by: Chris on August 19, 2004, 04:19 AM
 ;)
Title: Re: Favorite Family Guy Lines?
Post by: Angry Ewok on August 19, 2004, 10:52 AM
I think my favorite line is when everyone is in court and the verdict is recieved by a lot of "Oh no!"s and such, when as random as hell, the Kool-Aid guy busts into the court house and goes, "Oh yea!" then backs out and runs away.
Title: Re: Favorite Family Guy Lines?
Post by: JoshEEE on August 19, 2004, 02:27 PM
My favorite is simply Stewie's catch phrase:

"What the deuce?"

I've taken to saying that myself.
Title: Re: Favorite Family Guy Lines?
Post by: Diddly on August 19, 2004, 05:31 PM
I think my favorite line is when everyone is in court and the verdict is recieved by a lot of "Oh no!"s and such, when as random as hell, the Kool-Aid guy busts into the court house and goes, "Oh yea!" then backs out and runs away.

Me and my friends imitate that all the time.

I also prefer the scene when Brian and Stewie go on the Germany tour, and Brian and the Tour Guide argue about WW2.  ;D
Title: Re: Favorite Family Guy Lines?
Post by: Vator on August 19, 2004, 07:46 PM
"WE WERE ALL ON VACATION!"
Title: Re: Favorite Family Guy Lines?
Post by: Ben on August 19, 2004, 09:10 PM
'The life of the wife is ended by the knife.'
Title: Re: Favorite Family Guy Lines?
Post by: Hemish on August 19, 2004, 09:31 PM
This is my rifle this is my gun, This is for shooting this is for fun ;D
Title: Re: Favorite Family Guy Lines?
Post by: CorranHorn on August 19, 2004, 10:39 PM
While Meg tries to convince an elderly couple that she's the mother of a crack baby we find Stewie eating pancakes....

Stewie: Yes I love the crack, I'm coo-coo for crack!
Title: Re: Favorite Family Guy Lines?
Post by: jokabofe on August 19, 2004, 11:04 PM
i didn't know optimus prime was jewish?
Title: Re: Favorite Family Guy Lines?
Post by: Revenge on August 20, 2004, 01:16 AM
Baby needs to suck ash. Baby needs to suck ash!... I said ash you pervert!
Title: Re: Favorite Family Guy Lines?
Post by: Hemish on August 20, 2004, 03:14 AM
Gigidy gigidy, anything by Quagmire
Especially in 15 minutes of shame when Meg walks in on him and a chick on the counter and she's like oh excuse me and quagmires response was Hey no problems you just got me another three minutes.
And when he sleeps with the woman from child services and she asks him what he does for a living and his reply was i have a question for you , what are you still doing here??
Classic stuff.
Title: Re: Favorite Family Guy Lines?
Post by: CorranHorn on August 20, 2004, 06:14 PM
Gigidy gigidy, anything by Quagmire

Ohh man how could I forget Quagmire...

His tagline has been adopted as my own for a while now... allll riiiiiiight!

/me does pelvic thrust :P
Title: Re: Favorite Family Guy Lines?
Post by: BigDumbWookiee on August 20, 2004, 10:20 PM
Stewie: "How are you doing big guy? Would you like a so-da?" in the episode where Peter becomes a jousting champ.
Title: Re: Favorite Family Guy Lines?
Post by: Revenge on August 20, 2004, 10:41 PM
This isn't a line, but it's a hilarious scene.

http://users.pandora.be/Yannos/files/BreastFeed.wmv
Title: Re: Favorite Family Guy Lines?
Post by: Hemish on August 21, 2004, 09:29 PM
OMG Yes
That had me rolling in fits of laughter.
The look and reaction of stewie was priceless.
Title: Re: Favorite Family Guy Lines?
Post by: Famine on August 22, 2004, 10:48 PM
"Tonights forecast fro broccoli? Sprinkles of genius and a chance of doom."

"Diamonds...she'll pretty much have to." That one had me rolling to no end. I seriously spit soda all over the wall and just laughed. I think I peed a little.

"Clairence! Clairence! I wanna live! I wanna live again Clairence! I wanna-*shove* ahhhhhh!"


So many good lines...

"Who is it, Sir?"-Best Peanuts spoof EVER!

Yes...

Kevin